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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
cowardly church building
  12/08/25
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cowardly church building
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
cerebral stead wrinkle
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Hairraiser center blood rage
  12/12/25
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curious hyperventilating temple cuck
  12/17/25
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jade fantasy-prone stage
  12/17/25
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trip karate
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Lake abusive cuckold messiness
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
cowardly church building
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Lake abusive cuckold messiness
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
cowardly church building
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
charismatic infuriating set party of the first part
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
cowardly church building
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
diverse fiercely-loyal private investor headpube
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
cowardly church building
  12/18/25
lol
hateful doctorate
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
diverse fiercely-loyal private investor headpube
  12/17/25
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cowardly church building
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
curious hyperventilating temple cuck
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
nubile flatulent fanboi goyim
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
hateful doctorate
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
curious hyperventilating temple cuck
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
nubile flatulent fanboi goyim
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
curious hyperventilating temple cuck
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
ruddy flickering coffee pot base
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
razzle-dazzle wagecucks
  12/17/25
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rambunctious gaming laptop
  12/17/25
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Olive really tough guy
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
crystalline spot
  12/17/25
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demanding chad meetinghouse
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
cowardly church building
  12/17/25
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slimy brunch
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
Razzle Piazza Community Account
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
fragrant office weed whacker
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
ruddy flickering coffee pot base
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
fragrant office weed whacker
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
ruddy flickering coffee pot base
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
fragrant office weed whacker
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
chest-beating address tank
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
nubile flatulent fanboi goyim
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
Razzle Piazza Community Account
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
nubile flatulent fanboi goyim
  12/17/25
...
chest-beating address tank
  12/17/25
I am not!
Razzle Piazza Community Account
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
Drab flirting ladyboy
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: cowardly church building

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: cowardly church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: cerebral stead wrinkle

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Hairraiser center blood rage

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: curious hyperventilating temple cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: jade fantasy-prone stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: trip karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Lake abusive cuckold messiness

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: cowardly church building

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Lake abusive cuckold messiness

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: cowardly church building

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: charismatic infuriating set party of the first part

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: cowardly church building

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: diverse fiercely-loyal private investor headpube

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: cowardly church building

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: hateful doctorate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: diverse fiercely-loyal private investor headpube

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: cowardly church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: curious hyperventilating temple cuck

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: nubile flatulent fanboi goyim

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: hateful doctorate

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: curious hyperventilating temple cuck

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: nubile flatulent fanboi goyim

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: curious hyperventilating temple cuck

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: ruddy flickering coffee pot base

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle wagecucks

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: rambunctious gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Olive really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: crystalline spot

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: demanding chad meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: cowardly church building

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: slimy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Razzle Piazza Community Account

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: fragrant office weed whacker

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: ruddy flickering coffee pot base

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: fragrant office weed whacker

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: ruddy flickering coffee pot base

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: fragrant office weed whacker

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: chest-beating address tank

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: nubile flatulent fanboi goyim

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Razzle Piazza Community Account

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: nubile flatulent fanboi goyim

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: chest-beating address tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Razzle Piazza Community Account

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Drab flirting ladyboy

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2E#49518198)