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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
Mint Curious Boltzmann
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
Frum telephone keepsake machete
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
contagious blathering senate
  12/12/25
...
maize vigorous selfie
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
unhinged knife
  12/12/25
easy
Vivacious Sooty Tattoo Hairy Legs
  12/12/25
lol ok man
maize vigorous selfie
  12/12/25
who is grading the women? i can pull "pepito 6s"...
startled toaster
  12/12/25
...
Cracking Set Therapy
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
Adventurous Olive Dog Poop
  12/12/25
...
Overrated talking queen of the night
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
Outnumbered pervert
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
glittery carnelian dysfunction
  12/12/25
...
Frum telephone keepsake machete
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
Mint Curious Boltzmann
  12/12/25
...
Ungodly vengeful home
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
primrose coldplay fan
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
Spectacular Aggressive Coffee Pot
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
Adventurous Olive Dog Poop
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
charcoal sickened locale striped hyena
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
Dun doctorate
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
Adventurous Olive Dog Poop
  12/12/25
tp.
charcoal sickened locale striped hyena
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
judgmental chest-beating jew friendly grandma
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
Dun doctorate
  12/12/25
who is that
judgmental chest-beating jew friendly grandma
  12/12/25
35 all of those tattoos about to be a lawyer jfc women
startled toaster
  12/12/25
Nathan @nathaniniowa Dec 8 What is a "mildly trad ...
startled toaster
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
Talented citrine son of senegal
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
Maniacal trailer park
  12/12/25
cr
maize vigorous selfie
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
unhinged knife
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
pale meetinghouse digit ratio
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
contagious blathering senate
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
pale meetinghouse digit ratio
  12/12/25
...
maize vigorous selfie
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
magical amber area giraffe
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
submissive bright national goal in life
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
silver startling internal respiration
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Mint Curious Boltzmann

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Frum telephone keepsake machete

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: contagious blathering senate

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: maize vigorous selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: unhinged knife

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Vivacious Sooty Tattoo Hairy Legs

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: maize vigorous selfie

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: startled toaster

who is grading the women?

i can pull "pepito 6s" with ease, if it was friday/saturday im confident i could do 2

if its "ronaldo 6s" i may as well go cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Cracking Set Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Adventurous Olive Dog Poop

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Overrated talking queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Outnumbered pervert

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: glittery carnelian dysfunction

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Frum telephone keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Mint Curious Boltzmann

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Ungodly vengeful home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: primrose coldplay fan

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Spectacular Aggressive Coffee Pot

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Adventurous Olive Dog Poop

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: charcoal sickened locale striped hyena

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Dun doctorate

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Adventurous Olive Dog Poop

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: charcoal sickened locale striped hyena

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: judgmental chest-beating jew friendly grandma

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Dun doctorate

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: judgmental chest-beating jew friendly grandma

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: startled toaster

35

all of those tattoos

about to be a lawyer

jfc women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: startled toaster

Nathan

@nathaniniowa

Dec 8

What is a "mildly trad set up"?

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

I would rather not work full time while kids are young unless I have to.

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

Yes I have law school debt, in an amount I would pay off in less than 3 years if I drew a US salary. Even if I stayed in Canada, splitting the bills with someone I'd pay that off in under 6 I'd say + prob getting a minor inheritance in next ...6-8 years to throw at it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Talented citrine son of senegal

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Maniacal trailer park

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: maize vigorous selfie

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: unhinged knife

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: pale meetinghouse digit ratio

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: contagious blathering senate

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: pale meetinghouse digit ratio

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: maize vigorous selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: magical amber area giraffe

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: submissive bright national goal in life

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: silver startling internal respiration

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49506164)