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Judge is agreeing with my client because he’s Tall (at trial not flame)

It’s a forcible touching trial. I had no choice but to...
The Most Beautiful Men
  05/08/25
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Candy Ride
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Traditional Latin ass
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business dad
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cock of michael obama
  05/08/25
Flame. The sexual-battery laws in every state I'm aware of ...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  05/08/25
So that’s what Warren Moon’s been up to
Pierbattista Pizzaballa
  05/08/25


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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: The Most Beautiful Men

It’s a forcible touching trial. I had no choice but to have him testify bc he’s saying it was accidental.

His testimony was “I was walking. It was nice out and she stopped right in front of me while I was walking at a fast pace. She stopped suddenly.”

(“Then what happened?”

She was wearing super short shorts. And her ass was right in front of me.”

(“Objection”)

“I mean her butt. Her buttocks. And I just reached out and grabbed it.”

(“So is it fair to say it was accidental.”)

“Yes.”

(“Objection judge cmon he admitted it. This trial is OVER. He can’t say it’s accidental he just said he grabbed it.”)

Judge: “no I’ll—let’s see where this goes. Mr. Moon, you’re Tall. Do you think she would have let you grab it if you asked?”

Client: “Yes of course.”

Judge: “Your objection is overruled.”



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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Traditional Latin ass



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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: business dad (gunneratttt)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: hook nosed jew melting as latin mass organ plays



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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: cock of michael obama



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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

Flame. The sexual-battery laws in every state I'm aware of have statutory exemptions for 6'3" and above.

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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: Pierbattista Pizzaballa

So that’s what Warren Moon’s been up to

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