Date: May 8th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: The Most Beautiful Men
It’s a forcible touching trial. I had no choice but to have him testify bc he’s saying it was accidental.
His testimony was “I was walking. It was nice out and she stopped right in front of me while I was walking at a fast pace. She stopped suddenly.”
(“Then what happened?”
She was wearing super short shorts. And her ass was right in front of me.”
(“Objection”)
“I mean her butt. Her buttocks. And I just reached out and grabbed it.”
(“So is it fair to say it was accidental.”)
“Yes.”
(“Objection judge cmon he admitted it. This trial is OVER. He can’t say it’s accidental he just said he grabbed it.”)
Judge: “no I’ll—let’s see where this goes. Mr. Moon, you’re Tall. Do you think she would have let you grab it if you asked?”
Client: “Yes of course.”
Judge: “Your objection is overruled.”
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722260&forum_id=2E#48914606)