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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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Excitant crackhouse
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
Electric station
  05/30/25
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Submissive Red Dragon Chad
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
Fear-inspiring vivacious hospital
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
Ruby motley background story national
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
irradiated selfie state
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
Alcoholic sable bawdyhouse boistinker
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
irradiated selfie state
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
hairraiser brethren
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
lake lascivious lettuce voyeur
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
Wonderful Shimmering Range
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
Godawful messiness house
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
charismatic scarlet newt
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
dashing translucent indian lodge
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
charismatic scarlet newt
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
Turquoise New Version
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
tripping 180 gay wizard
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Excitant crackhouse



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: Electric station

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: Submissive Red Dragon Chad



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring vivacious hospital

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Ruby motley background story national

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: irradiated selfie state

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2E#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Alcoholic sable bawdyhouse boistinker

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: irradiated selfie state

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: hairraiser brethren

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: lake lascivious lettuce voyeur

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Wonderful Shimmering Range

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Godawful messiness house

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: charismatic scarlet newt

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: dashing translucent indian lodge

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: charismatic scarlet newt

this is a pro move

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Turquoise New Version

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: tripping 180 gay wizard

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

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