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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
magenta free-loading degenerate
  06/06/25
Did they check your blood pressure?
Dark 180 coffee pot office
  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
magenta free-loading degenerate
  06/06/25
No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation
Carnelian vibrant house deer antler
  06/06/25
lol, can’t tell if flame
black electric rehab
  06/06/25
They check blood pressure for literally everything
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  06/06/25
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Mildly Autistic Legal Warrant Quadroon
  06/06/25
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Misunderstood onyx marketing idea
  06/06/25
Also, this is 40.
Dark 180 coffee pot office
  06/06/25
I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
magenta free-loading degenerate
  06/06/25
if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit ...
Adventurous wine address headpube
  06/06/25
LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have ...
magenta free-loading degenerate
  06/06/25
Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t ...
hairless shrine
  06/06/25
I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I c...
magenta free-loading degenerate
  06/07/25
You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
Salmon harsh wagecucks business firm
  06/07/25
The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
magenta free-loading degenerate
  06/07/25
twist. you cant make this stuff up
sick old irish cottage
  06/06/25
u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even try...
Adventurous wine address headpube
  06/06/25
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Misunderstood onyx marketing idea
  06/06/25
maintaining average weight is the secret to life
sick old irish cottage
  06/06/25
Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while ...
frisky field clown
  06/06/25
I couldn't move from the back pain
magenta free-loading degenerate
  06/06/25
Damn
frisky field clown
  06/06/25
That's like a $10,000 bill.
Misunderstood onyx marketing idea
  06/06/25
not including tip
sick old irish cottage
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Pontificating razzle-dazzle community account
  06/06/25
I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly
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stirring heaven
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LOL
French Jet Property Love Of Her Life
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Galvanic Nowag Persian
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Salmon harsh wagecucks business firm
  06/27/25
he can pay in installments using klarna
Flatulent Curious National
  06/06/25
He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of...
stirring heaven
  06/06/25
were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> ...
Slap-happy overrated corner
  06/06/25
dingfagged with prescription advil
magenta free-loading degenerate
  06/06/25
terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambul...
Slap-happy overrated corner
  06/06/25
LJL I have insurance
magenta free-loading degenerate
  06/06/25
are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when ...
Salmon harsh wagecucks business firm
  06/06/25
You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just ...
Slap-happy overrated corner
  06/06/25
What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
Misunderstood onyx marketing idea
  06/06/25
I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the w...
magenta free-loading degenerate
  06/06/25
Dirte tp is moving?
sick old irish cottage
  06/06/25
Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a mas...
Indigo native elastic band
  06/06/25
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Bipolar swollen cruise ship pistol
  06/06/25
same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
sick old irish cottage
  06/06/25
u cant, ur back
Iridescent unholy step-uncle's house puppy
  06/06/25
glad everything turned out alright.
Navy misanthropic multi-billionaire internal respiration
  06/06/25
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Mildly Autistic Legal Warrant Quadroon
  06/06/25
um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
Flickering cumskin
  06/06/25
the location and sharpness of pain
magenta free-loading degenerate
  06/06/25
ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
Flickering cumskin
  06/06/25
Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my ba...
red jewess bbw
  06/06/25
...
magenta free-loading degenerate
  06/06/25
Expected disco to be the OP
Garnet crackhouse
  06/06/25
both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSL...
Fishy menage
  06/06/25
Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at lea...
Outnumbered exciting set
  06/06/25
Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
Indigo native elastic band
  06/06/25
Expected it to be a kidney stone
Useless Charcoal Legend
  06/06/25
sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind...
blathering locus codepig
  06/06/25
The HOG was on the toilet
Dead lodge
  06/06/25
Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?
Big Drab Feces Indian Lodge
  06/06/25
Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me a...
magenta free-loading degenerate
  06/07/25


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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: magenta free-loading degenerate

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Dark 180 coffee pot office

Did they check your blood pressure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991822)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: magenta free-loading degenerate

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991831)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Carnelian vibrant house deer antler

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991994)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: black electric rehab

lol, can’t tell if flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992068)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Pontificating razzle-dazzle community account

They check blood pressure for literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992339)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Legal Warrant Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48993016)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Misunderstood onyx marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48993051)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: Dark 180 coffee pot office

Also, this is 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991823)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: magenta free-loading degenerate

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991833)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Adventurous wine address headpube

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991838)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: magenta free-loading degenerate

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991848)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: hairless shrine

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992346)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: magenta free-loading degenerate

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48994548)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Salmon harsh wagecucks business firm

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48994549)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: magenta free-loading degenerate

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48994583)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: sick old irish cottage

twist. you cant make this stuff up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991851)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Adventurous wine address headpube

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991834)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Misunderstood onyx marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991843)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: sick old irish cottage

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991854)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: frisky field clown

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991837)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: magenta free-loading degenerate

I couldn't move from the back pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991845)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: frisky field clown

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991853)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Misunderstood onyx marketing idea

That's like a $10,000 bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991846)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: sick old irish cottage

not including tip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991855)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Vigorous awkward mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991861)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Salmon harsh wagecucks business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991868)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Flickering cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991960)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Pontificating razzle-dazzle community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992342)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Dead lodge

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991900)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Dark 180 coffee pot office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991909)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Salmon harsh wagecucks business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991914)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Adventurous wine address headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991939)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Flickering cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991962)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: geriatric theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991985)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Fishy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991991)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Carnelian vibrant house deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991995)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: black electric rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992070)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Garnet crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992078)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Chartreuse bateful meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992084)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Indigo native elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992109)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Outnumbered exciting set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992136)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: mischievous marvelous station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992266)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: stirring heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992399)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Out-of-control dashing den scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48993876)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: French Jet Property Love Of Her Life

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48994925)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Galvanic Nowag Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#49055364)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Salmon harsh wagecucks business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#49055366)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Flatulent Curious National

he can pay in installments using klarna

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991963)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: stirring heaven

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992400)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Slap-happy overrated corner

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991847)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: magenta free-loading degenerate

dingfagged with prescription advil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991852)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Slap-happy overrated corner

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991913)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: magenta free-loading degenerate

LJL I have insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991917)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Salmon harsh wagecucks business firm

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991989)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Slap-happy overrated corner

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992100)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Misunderstood onyx marketing idea

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991850)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: magenta free-loading degenerate

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991856)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: sick old irish cottage

Dirte tp is moving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991863)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Indigo native elastic band

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992116)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Bipolar swollen cruise ship pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992340)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: sick old irish cottage

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991858)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Iridescent unholy step-uncle's house puppy

u cant, ur back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991903)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Navy misanthropic multi-billionaire internal respiration

glad everything turned out alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991957)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Legal Warrant Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48993019)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Flickering cumskin

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991966)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: magenta free-loading degenerate

the location and sharpness of pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991976)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Flickering cumskin

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991997)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: red jewess bbw

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992203)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: magenta free-loading degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992207)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Garnet crackhouse

Expected disco to be the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992077)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Fishy menage

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992082)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Outnumbered exciting set

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992139)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Indigo native elastic band

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992105)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Useless Charcoal Legend

Expected it to be a kidney stone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992795)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: blathering locus codepig

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992906)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Dead lodge

The HOG was on the toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48993017)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Big Drab Feces Indian Lodge

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48993047)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: magenta free-loading degenerate

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48994921)