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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Mahogany sadistic coldplay fan
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
Electric set
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
Mahogany sadistic coldplay fan
  08/01/25
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cerebral box office mood
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
Contagious bat-shit-crazy associate
  08/02/25
rip
Azure Property Sandwich
  08/02/25
...
Electric set
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
Pink Internal Respiration Menage
  08/01/25
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Stimulating theater therapy
  08/01/25
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Mahogany sadistic coldplay fan
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
Insanely Creepy Athletic Conference Newt
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Mahogany sadistic coldplay fan
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
wonderful parlour
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Titillating travel guidebook philosopher-king
  08/01/25
yes
wonderful parlour
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
wonderful parlour
  08/01/25
?
Mahogany sadistic coldplay fan
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Titillating travel guidebook philosopher-king
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
Stimulating theater therapy
  08/01/25
Sick
Mahogany sadistic coldplay fan
  08/01/25
...
wonderful parlour
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
Galvanic cyan address
  08/02/25
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Frozen hell
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
wonderful parlour
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Azure Property Sandwich
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Mahogany sadistic coldplay fan
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
Galvanic cyan address
  08/02/25
Hdy
Mahogany sadistic coldplay fan
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
appetizing silver area
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
Topaz Sinister Station
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
Fragrant burgundy toaster university
  08/02/25
Titcr
Crimson location double fault
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Mahogany sadistic coldplay fan
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
Fragrant burgundy toaster university
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Mahogany sadistic coldplay fan
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
Infuriating indirect expression
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
Fragrant burgundy toaster university
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
Lascivious principal's office yarmulke
  08/02/25
...
Spectacular disgusting goal in life
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
Aqua temple haunted graveyard
  08/02/25
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Honey-headed party of the first part
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Tantric Chartreuse Den Stain
  08/02/25
?
Mahogany sadistic coldplay fan
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
Rambunctious meetinghouse pozpig
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Mahogany sadistic coldplay fan

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Electric set

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Mahogany sadistic coldplay fan

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: cerebral box office mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: Contagious bat-shit-crazy associate

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Azure Property Sandwich

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Electric set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Pink Internal Respiration Menage

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Stimulating theater therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Mahogany sadistic coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Athletic Conference Newt

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Mahogany sadistic coldplay fan

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: wonderful parlour

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Titillating travel guidebook philosopher-king

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: wonderful parlour

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: wonderful parlour

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Mahogany sadistic coldplay fan

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Titillating travel guidebook philosopher-king

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Stimulating theater therapy

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Mahogany sadistic coldplay fan

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: wonderful parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Galvanic cyan address

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Frozen hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: wonderful parlour

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Azure Property Sandwich

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Mahogany sadistic coldplay fan

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Galvanic cyan address

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Mahogany sadistic coldplay fan

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: appetizing silver area

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Topaz Sinister Station

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Fragrant burgundy toaster university

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Crimson location double fault

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Mahogany sadistic coldplay fan

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Fragrant burgundy toaster university

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Mahogany sadistic coldplay fan

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Infuriating indirect expression

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Fragrant burgundy toaster university

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Lascivious principal's office yarmulke

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Spectacular disgusting goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: Aqua temple haunted graveyard

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Honey-headed party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Tantric Chartreuse Den Stain

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Mahogany sadistic coldplay fan

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Rambunctious meetinghouse pozpig

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49151922)