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Guys "beer" is disgusting
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:24 PM Author: somewhat mentally ill Just thinking about this beverage item makes me feel queasy The rise of alcoholic seltzers and this very fine "Sun Cruiser" beverage is a qualified W for mankind |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 10:39 PM Author: Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies You may well be a sodomite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2E#49168924) |
Date: August 8th, 2025 6:24 PM Author: AZNgirl telling 5'4 White Guy He's Tall Enough easier to just title this "I'm Gay"
hth, faggot and best of luck with the HIV treatment |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:26 PM Author: somewhat mentally ill I'm "VD free" champ. Beer is hoppy stale urine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2E#49168396) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:25 PM Author: grievance officer Lazy bait (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2E#49168392) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:26 PM Author: somewhat mentally ill I used to drink it but looked at the foam inside of a Grolsch in the supermarket and felt ill momentarily It just fills you with urine and regret. Compare to the clean smooth taste of a vodka soda or perhaps a fine glass of mid-market Riesling and you will see there is no real comparison to be made at all |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:28 PM Author: grievance officer lmao dude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2E#49168400) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:31 PM Author: somewhat mentally ill I can do maybe one pint or perhaps a PBR here and there now. Used to be able to binge on it but it just makes me queasy now The Hop is a problem substance and must be examined further. It's a peasant drink |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:32 PM Author: place feels done Beer drinkers never explain why they like it, they just act really snarky
It tastes like piss, I always thought it was a thing you grow into, like coffee maybe, but its just piss, its warm and gross
I legitimately dont undertand the appeal, can a beer drinker please relate? What does it taste like, a "good" beer, what draws you in? |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:33 PM Author: grievance officer (guy who knows what piss tastes like) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2E#49168423) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: place feels done (low iq beer drinker without smell for crossmodal perception)
do all beer drinkers just not have working noses, also good job proving my point 1 |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:37 PM Author: grievance officer I have an extraordinary sense of smell, and beer and piss do not smell particularly similar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2E#49168442) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:36 PM Author: somewhat mentally ill We have a few Germans here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2E#49168437) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: somewhat mentally ill I enjoy Belgians and the clean but well textured flavors of a Delerium Tremens (B-I-C) or a St. Bernardus trippel but most lagers, pilsners, and especially the hated IPA are dreadful beverages. A lager or a Hefeweizen can be refreshing on a good day but more than a couple and you start to feel ill (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2E#49168429) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 8:14 PM Author: Metal Up Your Ass weird to claim beer is sps, but that you enjoy some of the most challenging styles.
i had a hefeweizen a couple days ago that looked gorgeous but tasted like diaper. |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 8:21 PM Author: somewhat mentally ill i have an unusual and unfortunately sophisticated palate (i'm Poor now) Belgians aren't super challenging tbh although they are very rewarding and come with few of the issues stated elsewhere in the thread. A DT or even a more common Duvel is surprisingly clear, clean, and "heady", similar to some types of clean liqueurs. The most "challenge" in beer is in saisons and certain ales imo, saisons can be rich to the point of oiliness but typically have tres unique textures of different grain flavors. You could even identify different types of sesame notes in some saison ales with the right palate and frame of mind. People fixate on the hops in ale because Americans are " " but really the various wheats and ryes and what not are what make them distinct and interesting enough to flick thrice over the tooth I also enjoy some novelty beers like DH's egypt brew (very grapey, novel and a delight against a grain background) and an occasional gose |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 8:33 PM Author: Upper Middle Class Dad in quarter zip golf pullove Beer tastes "icky" if you have a sugar adapted palate from consuming corn syrup laden zogchow. If you're a real white man it tastes incredible, our aryan ancestors were making it thousands of years ago and you honor them with each sip. And I haven't drank any alcohol in a year or so for workout reasons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2E#49168704) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:33 PM Author: place feels done It feels like an elaborate joke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2E#49168419) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:33 PM Author: place feels done One day everyone will admit beer tastes like piss and it was all a giant shit test (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2E#49168421) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:36 PM Author: somewhat mentally ill IPAs especially They are an extremely "dull" beverage. A clean white wine or liquor sharpens and clarifies the spirit but an IPA is like putting on horse blinders and applying Mud Glasses to your cone of vision |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 8:08 PM Author: Candy Ride People have been drinking beer since the dawn of civilization but it was all just a prank pulled on beer haters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2E#49168647) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:50 PM Author: autoadmit poaster it's fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2E#49168477) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:56 PM Author: Earl Dibbles Jr (πΎπ£) state your ancestry OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2E#49168487) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:58 PM Author: somewhat mentally ill North European born and raised Monk blood eagles is how I spent most of my days I saw one little Scot and he was up to no good Started spreading Christianity in my neighborhood |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 8:02 PM Author: Earl Dibbles Jr (πΎπ£) loling at your deflection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2E#49168633) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 8:16 PM Author: Candy Ride (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2E#49168667) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: AZNgirl telling 5'4 White Guy He's Tall Enough supermarket here has corona cans 473ml for just $1.29, i got lime and drinking that now, i have like 8 cans u benchod, last night i downed 6 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2E#49168592) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 8:08 PM Author: birdshit monolith Beer serves no purpose now that good hard seltzers exist.
The exception are high ABV beers -- so you can effectively have 2-3 drinks while the people you're with (ie. wife) think you're only having one. |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 8:16 PM Author: birdshit monolith That said, if I'm at a bar or something I'll still order beer so I don't look like a fag. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2E#49168666) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 8:22 PM Author: somewhat mentally ill I get gin or vodka in tonic or seltzer if I'm just looking to nurse something without drawing attention It's not gay anymore |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: birdshit monolith Everyone assumes you're a (now-abstaining) alcoholic drinking tonic/selzer with lime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2E#49168685) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 8:27 PM Author: somewhat mentally ill This thread is making me thirsty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2E#49168694) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 8:22 PM Author: Theotokos is based 3$ for 19oz 10% lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2E#49168682) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 9:43 PM Author: Gabbie Carter Nation (slop til you drop) Ice cold beer is the best tasting alcohol and it's not even close. It's the nectar of the gods. I haven't drank in 3 years I would murder for a cold beer. You have got to be kidding me. If you want to say seltzer or wine is less filling whatever. Beer is not without its drawbacks. But the flavor is absolutely incredible. My personal favorite is probably Guinness Draught. I also adore crisp pilsners. I don't care for IPAs but they do get you drunk faster. Some of the best tasting beers don't get you blitzed quick enough. I said the thing had drawbacks. But any man who doesn't like the taste of ice cold beer should be castrated. Another beer I could drink forever is Old Speckled Hen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2E#49168842) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 10:29 PM Author: autoadmit poaster its fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2E#49168908) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 10:37 PM Author: .,.,.;.,...,..,.,:,,:,.,...,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:, I enjoy beer but it’s not worth not being able to shit properly for a full day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2E#49168918) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 10:38 PM Author: ChadGPT-5 imho it's a better alternative to liquor, brb about to go cop some (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2E#49168922) |