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Microsoft lays off literally over 9000 workers

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/...
Territorial becky
  04/24/26
Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.
Ultramarine Theater
  04/24/26
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lavender church building
  04/24/26
"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based ...
disrespectful striped hyena
  04/24/26
The great Boomer Purge is finally happening
Sapphire unhinged dilemma laser beams
  04/24/26
Gen X is finally taking over OYT
poppy drunken rigor stage
  04/24/26
the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread abo...
Sapphire unhinged dilemma laser beams
  04/24/26
Link?
poppy drunken rigor stage
  04/24/26
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Territorial becky
  04/24/26
they were still the only people doing interesting things at ...
Heady university
  04/24/26
These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 year...
Beady-eyed circlehead principal's office
  04/24/26
Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are th...
Heady university
  04/24/26
gen x is not old 😔
violent step-uncle's house mood
  04/24/26
Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is a...
hideous party of the first part
  04/24/26
all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 2...
Hairraiser saffron wagecucks
  04/24/26
they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready fo...
Coiffed old irish cottage
  04/24/26
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Sticky mad-dog skullcap feces
  04/24/26
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fear-inspiring indian lodge
  04/24/26
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Sticky mad-dog skullcap feces
  04/24/26
The program targets employees at the senior director level a...
Beady-eyed circlehead principal's office
  04/24/26
Those people are OLD.
disrespectful striped hyena
  04/24/26


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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: Territorial becky

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/91335472

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839401)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Ultramarine Theater

Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839408)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: lavender church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839416)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: disrespectful striped hyena

"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based employees will be eligible"..."The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70"

That's an insane number of old doods for a tech company wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839413)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: Sapphire unhinged dilemma laser beams

The great Boomer Purge is finally happening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839417)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: poppy drunken rigor stage

Gen X is finally taking over OYT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839433)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: Sapphire unhinged dilemma laser beams

the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread about some poaster's shitboomer father being "angry and depressed". The Strokes are calling out the Juice. Grace Bowers just gave the finger to creepy ScumBoomer Gibson guitar enthusiasts.

it's over Boomers, but we will make it much worse before you get to die mwhahhahahaha!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839460)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: poppy drunken rigor stage

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839604)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Territorial becky

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ESTkzQQMcTEAAAAC/star-wars.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839439)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Heady university

they were still the only people doing interesting things at microsoft.

geriatric Dave Cutler >>>>>>> 27 year old jeet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839705)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Beady-eyed circlehead principal's office

These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839710)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Heady university

Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are the ones who shit up the Office UX.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839723)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: violent step-uncle's house mood

gen x is not old 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839722)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: hideous party of the first part

Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is acting up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839730)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: Hairraiser saffron wagecucks

all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 25 years, it's overdue IMHO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839701)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Coiffed old irish cottage

they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready for the market. need to be guillotined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839712)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Sticky mad-dog skullcap feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839716)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: fear-inspiring indian lodge



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Sticky mad-dog skullcap feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839713)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Beady-eyed circlehead principal's office

The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70.

Even 1980 X-ennials could qualify if they joined MSFT out of college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839717)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: disrespectful striped hyena

Those people are OLD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839738)