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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
odious base
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Purple shivering university multi-billionaire
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Zombie-like slate locus reading party
  04/18/25
Cr.
Aquamarine Dashing Institution
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
tripping useless corn cake
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
fighting hyperactive azn
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
odious base
  04/18/25
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Razzmatazz frum tank
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
odious base
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Amethyst station
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
odious base
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Amethyst station
  04/18/25
...
topaz faggotry
  04/18/25
Okay, i lol’d
Low-t codepig
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
trip bossy trailer park
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
odious base
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
trip bossy trailer park
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
topaz faggotry
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
odious base
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
trip bossy trailer park
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
odious base
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
trip bossy trailer park
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
spectacular sick gunner
  04/18/25
jfc goys
trip bossy trailer park
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
topaz faggotry
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
odious base
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
racy honey-headed french chef selfie
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
topaz faggotry
  04/18/25
Ty friend
racy honey-headed french chef selfie
  04/18/25
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
violent swashbuckling temple depressive
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
odious base
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
violent swashbuckling temple depressive
  04/18/25
...
Violet water buffalo
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
trip bossy trailer park
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
odious base
  04/18/25
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Grizzly state
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
racy honey-headed french chef selfie
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
odious base
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
odious base
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
.,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
gibberish (?)
  05/05/25


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: odious base

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Purple shivering university multi-billionaire

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Zombie-like slate locus reading party

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Aquamarine Dashing Institution

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: tripping useless corn cake

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: fighting hyperactive azn

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: odious base

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860097)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Razzmatazz frum tank

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: odious base

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Amethyst station

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: odious base

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Amethyst station

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: topaz faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860341)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Low-t codepig

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: trip bossy trailer park

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: odious base

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: trip bossy trailer park

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: topaz faggotry

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: odious base

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: trip bossy trailer park

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: odious base

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: trip bossy trailer park

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: spectacular sick gunner

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: trip bossy trailer park

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: topaz faggotry

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: odious base

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: racy honey-headed french chef selfie

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: topaz faggotry

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: racy honey-headed french chef selfie

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861675)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: violent swashbuckling temple depressive

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: odious base

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: violent swashbuckling temple depressive

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Violet water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: trip bossy trailer park

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: odious base

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861490)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Grizzly state

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: racy honey-headed french chef selfie

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: odious base

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: odious base

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,


this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48905689)