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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Exhilarant amethyst kitty background story
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i support islam now
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carmine domesticated genital piercing
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second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
grizzly patrolman
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
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i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
grizzly patrolman
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The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
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stirring opaque location
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It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
khaki boyish resort
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
Coral multi-colored cumskin pistol
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
khaki boyish resort
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
grizzly patrolman
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lol, tyft
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It's both
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sick up-to-no-good sound barrier bawdyhouse
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
Iridescent business firm fat ankles
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I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
Crusty Razzle Rehab Roommate
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do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
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(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
swollen chrome french chef temple
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lmfao
Coral multi-colored cumskin pistol
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Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
Stimulating deep boltzmann plaza
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i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
sick up-to-no-good sound barrier bawdyhouse
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
Stimulating deep boltzmann plaza
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lmao
Ebony windowlicker forum
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holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
grizzly patrolman
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It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
Ebony windowlicker forum
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
shimmering motley becky
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
Ebony windowlicker forum
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
khaki boyish resort
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
shimmering motley becky
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
khaki boyish resort
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
sick up-to-no-good sound barrier bawdyhouse
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
Stimulating deep boltzmann plaza
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
Ebony windowlicker forum
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
sick up-to-no-good sound barrier bawdyhouse
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He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
Effete church dragon
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TiTscR
crystalline idea he suggested
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Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Exhilarant amethyst kitty background story
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Exhilarant amethyst kitty background story
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And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
Iridescent business firm fat ankles
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
adventurous sanctuary sneaky criminal
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
Mahogany titillating pocket flask university
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she literally looks like a blow-up doll
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I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
Deranged kink-friendly halford
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
adventurous sanctuary sneaky criminal
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
Slippery heady yarmulke
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It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
Ebony windowlicker forum
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Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
Deranged kink-friendly halford
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Exhilarant amethyst kitty background story



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Charcoal abode affirmative action

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: carmine domesticated genital piercing



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: grizzly patrolman

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant amethyst kitty background story

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: grizzly patrolman

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: lime confused ratface



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: khaki boyish resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: sick up-to-no-good sound barrier bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Ebony windowlicker forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Ebony windowlicker forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Milky Stead Lettuce

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: stirring opaque location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: khaki boyish resort

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Coral multi-colored cumskin pistol

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: khaki boyish resort

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: grizzly patrolman

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: khaki boyish resort

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Slate vigorous space legal warrant



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: indecent address regret

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: sick up-to-no-good sound barrier bawdyhouse



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Iridescent business firm fat ankles

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Crusty Razzle Rehab Roommate

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Charcoal abode affirmative action

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: swollen chrome french chef temple

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Coral multi-colored cumskin pistol

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Stimulating deep boltzmann plaza

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: sick up-to-no-good sound barrier bawdyhouse

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Stimulating deep boltzmann plaza

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Ebony windowlicker forum

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: grizzly patrolman

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Insanely creepy yellow ticket booth hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Ebony windowlicker forum

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: shimmering motley becky

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Ebony windowlicker forum

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: khaki boyish resort

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: shimmering motley becky

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: khaki boyish resort

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: sick up-to-no-good sound barrier bawdyhouse

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Stimulating deep boltzmann plaza

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Ebony windowlicker forum

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: sick up-to-no-good sound barrier bawdyhouse

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Effete church dragon

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: crystalline idea he suggested

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Exhilarant amethyst kitty background story

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Exhilarant amethyst kitty background story



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Iridescent business firm fat ankles

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: adventurous sanctuary sneaky criminal

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Mahogany titillating pocket flask university

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Onyx sex offender school

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Deranged kink-friendly halford

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: adventurous sanctuary sneaky criminal

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Slippery heady yarmulke

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Crusty Razzle Rehab Roommate

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Ebony windowlicker forum

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Deranged kink-friendly halford

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: adventurous sanctuary sneaky criminal

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055482)