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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
cobalt ceo
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
curious cheese-eating goyim
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
cobalt ceo
  07/26/25
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Ruby area skinny woman
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Racy sick pervert
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
Sapphire trailer park
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
cobalt ceo
  07/26/25
At a bar
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Ruby area skinny woman
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cobalt ceo
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Jet-lagged selfie
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Maize people who are hurt toaster
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laughsome university
  07/27/25
Not hygienic
razzle swollen institution
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curious cheese-eating goyim
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
Glassy roommate crackhouse
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
cobalt ceo
  07/26/25
...
curious cheese-eating goyim
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Glassy roommate crackhouse
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Ruby area skinny woman
  07/26/25
I know what to say
Awkward puppy
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
cobalt ceo
  07/27/25
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180 Round Eye
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
Stirring Burgundy Native Patrolman
  07/26/25
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Ruby area skinny woman
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
slate multi-colored library
  07/26/25
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cream aromatic temple
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
arousing hospital fanboi
  07/26/25
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nubile abode
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
chestnut garrison
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
cream aromatic temple
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
cobalt ceo
  07/26/25
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curious cheese-eating goyim
  07/26/25
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vermilion station
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
curious cheese-eating goyim
  07/26/25
(who did it)
lavender set cuckold
  07/26/25
...
Ruby area skinny woman
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
Bright Sex Offender
  07/26/25
which dad tp
beady-eyed wrinkle
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
Fragrant Stock Car
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: cobalt ceo

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: curious cheese-eating goyim

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: cobalt ceo

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Ruby area skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Racy sick pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Sapphire trailer park

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: cobalt ceo

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring bbw

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Ruby area skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Erotic Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: brilliant vivacious travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: thirsty casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Copper stage reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Overrated idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Boyish flirting toilet seat pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: cobalt ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: nubile abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: cream aromatic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: crimson kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Jet-lagged selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Maize people who are hurt toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: laughsome university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: razzle swollen institution

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: curious cheese-eating goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Glassy roommate crackhouse

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: cobalt ceo

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: curious cheese-eating goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Glassy roommate crackhouse

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Ruby area skinny woman

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Awkward puppy

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: cobalt ceo

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: 180 Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Stirring Burgundy Native Patrolman

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Ruby area skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: slate multi-colored library

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: cream aromatic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: arousing hospital fanboi

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: nubile abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: chestnut garrison

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: cream aromatic temple

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: cobalt ceo

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: curious cheese-eating goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: vermilion station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: curious cheese-eating goyim

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: lavender set cuckold

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Ruby area skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Bright Sex Offender

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: beady-eyed wrinkle

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Fragrant Stock Car

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49134975)