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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
spectacular fuchsia indirect expression dragon
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
hyperactive cordovan jew
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
spectacular fuchsia indirect expression dragon
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
hyperactive cordovan jew
  11/11/25
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Gold menage
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
Mewling Tanning Salon
  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
multi-colored native
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
spectacular fuchsia indirect expression dragon
  11/11/25
https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed
multi-colored native
  11/11/25
smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts
Trip fortuitous meteor
  11/11/25
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clutch catchphrase
  11/12/25
arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https...
Blathering mischievous giraffe
  11/11/25
Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
spectacular fuchsia indirect expression dragon
  11/11/25
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bronze talented marketing idea
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
filthy lavender nowag
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
Saffron Greedy Tattoo Stag Film
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
spectacular fuchsia indirect expression dragon
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
Saffron Greedy Tattoo Stag Film
  11/11/25
...
filthy lavender nowag
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
snowy multi-billionaire business firm
  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
spectacular fuchsia indirect expression dragon
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
contagious rose volcanic crater institution
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
snowy multi-billionaire business firm
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
Impertinent Indian Lodge
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
spectacular fuchsia indirect expression dragon
  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
rebellious turquoise meetinghouse
  11/11/25
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.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  11/12/25
lmfao
Beta Frum Therapy
  11/12/25
Aren’t iPods crazy?
Crimson Area Scourge Upon The Earth
  11/11/25
...
Impertinent Indian Lodge
  11/11/25
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Bonkers house
  11/11/25
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Darn tootin
  11/12/25
sprinted here
Paralegal Jahangir
  11/12/25
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.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
Offensive Fear-inspiring Hell Reading Party
  11/11/25
i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
spectacular fuchsia indirect expression dragon
  11/11/25
tp
unhinged obsidian lay idiot
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
buff school cafeteria
  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
Galvanic locus internal respiration
  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
spectacular fuchsia indirect expression dragon
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
arrogant rigpig university
  11/11/25
...
spectacular fuchsia indirect expression dragon
  11/11/25
wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont ...
Lascivious startling church building
  11/11/25
...
spectacular fuchsia indirect expression dragon
  11/11/25
...
.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  11/12/25
Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well ...
Bonkers house
  11/11/25
...
Bright Autistic Office
  11/11/25
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Concupiscible elastic band market
  11/11/25
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hyperactive cordovan jew
  11/11/25
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bronze talented marketing idea
  11/11/25
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buff school cafeteria
  11/11/25
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Nothing Ever Happens
  11/12/25
they probably are unaware about the superior playing style o...
Free-loading irradiated public bath
  11/11/25
How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prep...
spectacular fuchsia indirect expression dragon
  11/11/25
3 words: pepper thine angus
,;;,
  11/12/25
You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimu...
Puta Judia
  11/12/25


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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: spectacular fuchsia indirect expression dragon

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: hyperactive cordovan jew

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: spectacular fuchsia indirect expression dragon

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: hyperactive cordovan jew

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Gold menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Mewling Tanning Salon

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: multi-colored native

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: spectacular fuchsia indirect expression dragon

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: multi-colored native

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Trip fortuitous meteor

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: clutch catchphrase



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Blathering mischievous giraffe

arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: spectacular fuchsia indirect expression dragon

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: bronze talented marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: filthy lavender nowag

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Saffron Greedy Tattoo Stag Film

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: spectacular fuchsia indirect expression dragon

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Saffron Greedy Tattoo Stag Film

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: filthy lavender nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: snowy multi-billionaire business firm

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: spectacular fuchsia indirect expression dragon

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: contagious rose volcanic crater institution

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: snowy multi-billionaire business firm

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Impertinent Indian Lodge

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: spectacular fuchsia indirect expression dragon

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: rebellious turquoise meetinghouse

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Beta Frum Therapy

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Crimson Area Scourge Upon The Earth

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Impertinent Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Bonkers house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Darn tootin (πŸΎπŸ‘£)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Paralegal Jahangir

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Offensive Fear-inspiring Hell Reading Party

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: spectacular fuchsia indirect expression dragon

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: unhinged obsidian lay idiot

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: buff school cafeteria

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Galvanic locus internal respiration

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: spectacular fuchsia indirect expression dragon

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: arrogant rigpig university

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: spectacular fuchsia indirect expression dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Lascivious startling church building

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: spectacular fuchsia indirect expression dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Bonkers house

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Bright Autistic Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible elastic band market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421338)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: hyperactive cordovan jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: bronze talented marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: buff school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421791)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49422490)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Free-loading irradiated public bath

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: spectacular fuchsia indirect expression dragon

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: ,;;,

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Puta Judia

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49424851)