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Hypo: you find a dead body in the woods with 10k in cash

Do you take the cash and report the body to the authorities ...
very tactful sex offender patrolman
  11/22/17
"But where will I get.."
boyish library
  11/22/17
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Chestnut Blood Rage
  11/22/17
Depends on what level of deniability I had. It's the woods n...
Pearl Center
  11/22/17
Cop might make you a $uspect
very tactful sex offender patrolman
  11/22/17
I'm good at dealing with cops. I'd probably avoid saying any...
Pearl Center
  11/22/17
I take the cash and report nothing.
razzle-dazzle federal scourge upon the earth
  11/22/17
lmao, I have enough money that I don't need to risk fucking ...
Idiotic vibrant depressive abode
  11/22/17
cr. the amount isn't enough to justify the potential risk.
Milky brunch
  11/22/17
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swashbuckling fortuitous meteor
  11/22/17
Would call police and not touch a goddamn thing
ungodly electric furnace
  11/22/17
This right here is why you don't do licks with chicks
Floppy step-uncle's house
  11/22/17
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cheese-eating police squad
  11/22/17
I'd pocket the cash and fondle the corpse's genitals.
Awkward Outnumbered Meetinghouse French Chef
  11/22/17
(rudolph)
Pearl Center
  11/22/17
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Charcoal lodge reading party
  11/22/17
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Milky brunch
  11/22/17
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ungodly electric furnace
  11/22/17
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slap-happy pocket flask crackhouse
  11/22/17
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Silver high-end piazza mental disorder
  11/22/17
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i gave my cousin head
  08/28/25
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ungodly electric furnace
  11/22/17
why the fuck would you report anything if you take the cash?...
Razzmatazz mewling karate hairy legs
  11/22/17
Then what if cops find your DNA on the body ur fucked
very tactful sex offender patrolman
  11/22/17
(guy jerking off on dead boeis
Razzmatazz mewling karate hairy legs
  11/22/17
(23andme customer)
Milky brunch
  11/22/17
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motley pearly bbw
  11/22/17
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insane ruby heaven
  11/22/17
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Silver high-end piazza mental disorder
  11/22/17
I'd jack off all over the corpse and use its hands as backsc...
Painfully honest godawful friendly grandma
  11/22/17
I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could and not tou...
Hot Chad
  11/22/17
(money haver)
Concupiscible Slimy Gas Station Generalized Bond
  11/22/17
where in the body is the cash hidden? Do I have gloves?
Cracking idiot school cafeteria
  11/22/17
cr why woudl you be digging around a dead body to discover i...
Razzmatazz mewling karate hairy legs
  11/22/17
Front shirt pocket sticking out
very tactful sex offender patrolman
  11/22/17
do I have clothes on
red boltzmann chapel
  11/22/17
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Internet-worthy aggressive set queen of the night
  11/22/17
Id take that shit dip and not tell a soul.
motley pearly bbw
  11/22/17
the most likely outcome of this is covered in the movie a si...
180 hateful halford national security agency
  11/22/17
1. Put on black skin-mask and gloves. 2. Take cash 3. ...
Silver high-end piazza mental disorder
  11/22/17
lol at 10K being worth becoming a murder suspect, i turn aro...
Concupiscible Slimy Gas Station Generalized Bond
  11/22/17
(Low T cuck)
Silver high-end piazza mental disorder
  11/22/17
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very tactful sex offender patrolman
  11/22/17
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Arguing with ChatGPT about black criminality all d
  08/28/25


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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: very tactful sex offender patrolman

Do you take the cash and report the body to the authorities or do you leave the cash there for the police to pocket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748409)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: boyish library

"But where will I get.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748417)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: Chestnut Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34749049)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Pearl Center

Depends on what level of deniability I had. It's the woods near my house and nobody knows I was going out? Pocket cash and say nothing to anyone. Out for a drive and stopped to stroll around? Just call it in and offer the first cop who gets there to split it 50/50.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748419)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: very tactful sex offender patrolman

Cop might make you a $uspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748432)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Pearl Center

I'm good at dealing with cops. I'd probably avoid saying anything, just meaningfully eye the money whilst telling him what I was doing there, or just shooting the shit before getting down to business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748460)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle federal scourge upon the earth

I take the cash and report nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748435)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Idiotic vibrant depressive abode

lmao, I have enough money that I don't need to risk fucking up my entire life by stealing 10k from a dead man and/or some pigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748444)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: Milky brunch

cr. the amount isn't enough to justify the potential risk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748503)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: swashbuckling fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748523)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: ungodly electric furnace

Would call police and not touch a goddamn thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748452)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Floppy step-uncle's house

This right here is why you don't do licks with chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748464)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: cheese-eating police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34749125)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Awkward Outnumbered Meetinghouse French Chef

I'd pocket the cash and fondle the corpse's genitals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748473)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Pearl Center

(rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748478)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: Charcoal lodge reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748502)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: Milky brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748507)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: ungodly electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748530)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: slap-happy pocket flask crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748584)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Silver high-end piazza mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34749172)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#49220315)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: ungodly electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748489)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mewling karate hairy legs

why the fuck would you report anything if you take the cash? take the cash and run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748496)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: very tactful sex offender patrolman

Then what if cops find your DNA on the body ur fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748783)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mewling karate hairy legs

(guy jerking off on dead boeis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748935)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Milky brunch

(23andme customer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34749008)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: motley pearly bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34749084)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: insane ruby heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34749102)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Silver high-end piazza mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34749179)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: Painfully honest godawful friendly grandma

I'd jack off all over the corpse and use its hands as backscratchers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748534)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:02 PM
Author: Hot Chad

I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could and not touch or report anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748653)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: Concupiscible Slimy Gas Station Generalized Bond

(money haver)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34749196)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Cracking idiot school cafeteria

where in the body is the cash hidden? Do I have gloves?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748959)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mewling karate hairy legs

cr why woudl you be digging around a dead body to discover it has cash? it must be in plain sight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748965)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: very tactful sex offender patrolman

Front shirt pocket sticking out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748981)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: red boltzmann chapel

do I have clothes on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34749046)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: Internet-worthy aggressive set queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34749091)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: motley pearly bbw

Id take that shit dip and not tell a soul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34749087)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: 180 hateful halford national security agency

the most likely outcome of this is covered in the movie a simple plan with Billy Bob Thornton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34749109)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: Silver high-end piazza mental disorder

1. Put on black skin-mask and gloves.

2. Take cash

3. Leave body

4. Buy 100 shares of Smuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34749165)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible Slimy Gas Station Generalized Bond

lol at 10K being worth becoming a murder suspect, i turn around and go home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34749189)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: Silver high-end piazza mental disorder

(Low T cuck)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34749202)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: very tactful sex offender patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34749697)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Arguing with ChatGPT about black criminality all d



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#49220312)