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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
dead garrison
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Stimulating tan azn
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
cerebral insane field persian
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
aquamarine doctorate death wish
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Blue Nudist Newt
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
dead garrison
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Blue Nudist Newt
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
aquamarine doctorate death wish
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Blue Nudist Newt
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
aquamarine doctorate death wish
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Blue Nudist Newt
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
aquamarine doctorate death wish
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Blue Nudist Newt
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
dead garrison
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Blue Nudist Newt
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
aquamarine doctorate death wish
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Blue Nudist Newt
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Lascivious corn cake
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Blue Nudist Newt
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Lascivious corn cake
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Blue Nudist Newt
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
vermilion rigpig therapy
  04/08/25
that's rude
Blue Nudist Newt
  04/08/25
...
dead garrison
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Dull pistol gaping
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
aquamarine doctorate death wish
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
puce legal warrant
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Blue Nudist Newt
  04/08/25
...
dead garrison
  04/08/25
...
Blue Nudist Newt
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
dead garrison
  04/09/25
...
dead garrison
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
odious location generalized bond
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
provocative emerald weed whacker
  04/09/25
Ty
Blue Nudist Newt
  04/09/25
...
Topaz stock car
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
swashbuckling genital piercing
  04/09/25
...
Blue Nudist Newt
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Disrespectful charismatic mad cow disease
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Blue Nudist Newt
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Blue Nudist Newt
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
appetizing school cafeteria double fault
  05/02/25
...
Blue Nudist Newt
  05/12/25
...
Blue Nudist Newt
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Blue Nudist Newt
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
provocative emerald weed whacker
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Blue Nudist Newt
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Lascivious corn cake
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Blue Nudist Newt
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Lascivious corn cake
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Cyan stage pozpig
  06/03/25
...
Blue Nudist Newt
  06/26/25
OP?
Blue Nudist Newt
  06/27/25
...
Blue Nudist Newt
  07/09/25
...
Blue Nudist Newt
  07/31/25
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Blue Nudist Newt
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
Blue Nudist Newt
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
Cyan stage pozpig
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: dead garrison

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Stimulating tan azn

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: cerebral insane field persian

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: aquamarine doctorate death wish

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Blue Nudist Newt

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: dead garrison

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Blue Nudist Newt

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: aquamarine doctorate death wish

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Blue Nudist Newt

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: aquamarine doctorate death wish

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Blue Nudist Newt

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: aquamarine doctorate death wish

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Blue Nudist Newt

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: dead garrison

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Blue Nudist Newt

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: aquamarine doctorate death wish

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Blue Nudist Newt

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Lascivious corn cake

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Blue Nudist Newt

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Lascivious corn cake

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Blue Nudist Newt

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: vermilion rigpig therapy

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Blue Nudist Newt

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: dead garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Dull pistol gaping

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: aquamarine doctorate death wish

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: puce legal warrant

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Blue Nudist Newt

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: dead garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Blue Nudist Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: dead garrison

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: dead garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: odious location generalized bond

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: provocative emerald weed whacker

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Blue Nudist Newt

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Topaz stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: swashbuckling genital piercing

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Blue Nudist Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Disrespectful charismatic mad cow disease

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Blue Nudist Newt

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Blue Nudist Newt

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: appetizing school cafeteria double fault

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Blue Nudist Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Blue Nudist Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Blue Nudist Newt

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: provocative emerald weed whacker

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Blue Nudist Newt

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Lascivious corn cake

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Blue Nudist Newt

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Lascivious corn cake

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Cyan stage pozpig

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Blue Nudist Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Blue Nudist Newt

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Blue Nudist Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Blue Nudist Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Blue Nudist Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Blue Nudist Newt

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Cyan stage pozpig

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#49331552)