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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
copper ticket booth faggotry
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
bateful beta heaven juggernaut
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
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  07/26/25
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ocher community account
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
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  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
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  07/26/25
At a bar
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Not hygienic
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bateful beta heaven juggernaut
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
Flesh razzle clown sanctuary
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
copper ticket booth faggotry
  07/26/25
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bateful beta heaven juggernaut
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Flesh razzle clown sanctuary
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
marvelous people who are hurt
  07/26/25
I know what to say
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  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
copper ticket booth faggotry
  07/27/25
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concupiscible dull address messiness
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
irradiated shitlib
  07/26/25
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marvelous people who are hurt
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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Talented Deep Cuck Bawdyhouse
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
jade embarrassed to the bone azn library
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
Floppy offensive half-breed
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
copper ticket booth faggotry
  07/26/25
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bateful beta heaven juggernaut
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Violent spectacular mood
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
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  07/26/25
(who did it)
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marvelous people who are hurt
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
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which dad tp
Startled electric legend masturbator
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
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  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: copper ticket booth faggotry

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: bateful beta heaven juggernaut

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: copper ticket booth faggotry

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: marvelous people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: ocher community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Dashing property skinny woman

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: copper ticket booth faggotry

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: poppy striped hyena coffee pot

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: marvelous people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: sinister ungodly station tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Olive Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Crawly Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Balding hilarious center psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: galvanic theater wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: sapphire wild forum fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: copper ticket booth faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Talented Deep Cuck Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Floppy offensive half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: laughsome den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: hairraiser bat-shit-crazy native corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Lavender space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Yellow medicated kitchen selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: carmine affirmative action meetinghouse

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: bateful beta heaven juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Flesh razzle clown sanctuary

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: copper ticket booth faggotry

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: bateful beta heaven juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Flesh razzle clown sanctuary

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: marvelous people who are hurt

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring nursing home quadroon

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: copper ticket booth faggotry

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: concupiscible dull address messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: irradiated shitlib

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: marvelous people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: avocado alcoholic house

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Floppy offensive half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: out-of-control translucent ape

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Talented Deep Cuck Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: jade embarrassed to the bone azn library

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Floppy offensive half-breed

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: copper ticket booth faggotry

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: bateful beta heaven juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Violent spectacular mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: bateful beta heaven juggernaut

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: lime casino

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: marvelous people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: sick tanning salon lettuce

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Startled electric legend masturbator

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Pontificating marketing idea

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49134975)