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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
adventurous bat-shit-crazy hall
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
Cerebral range
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
adventurous bat-shit-crazy hall
  08/01/25
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exhilarant location boistinker
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
Deranged university french chef
  08/02/25
rip
Appetizing Unholy Double Fault
  08/02/25
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Cerebral range
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
godawful spot digit ratio
  08/01/25
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Stirring pearly sanctuary background story
  08/01/25
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adventurous bat-shit-crazy hall
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
azure nighttime crackhouse deer antler
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
adventurous bat-shit-crazy hall
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
arrogant sexy rigpig
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Cream embarrassed to the bone blood rage station
  08/01/25
yes
arrogant sexy rigpig
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
arrogant sexy rigpig
  08/01/25
?
adventurous bat-shit-crazy hall
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Cream embarrassed to the bone blood rage station
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
Stirring pearly sanctuary background story
  08/01/25
Sick
adventurous bat-shit-crazy hall
  08/01/25
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arrogant sexy rigpig
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
mauve gas station
  08/02/25
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Nudist Macaca
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
arrogant sexy rigpig
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Appetizing Unholy Double Fault
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
adventurous bat-shit-crazy hall
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
mauve gas station
  08/02/25
Hdy
adventurous bat-shit-crazy hall
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
copper reading party
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
rebellious pocket flask roast beef
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
vigorous church famous landscape painting
  08/02/25
Titcr
kink-friendly blue menage sound barrier
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
adventurous bat-shit-crazy hall
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
vigorous church famous landscape painting
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
adventurous bat-shit-crazy hall
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
onyx sick address
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
vigorous church famous landscape painting
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
dark business firm idea he suggested
  08/02/25
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180 cruel-hearted half-breed degenerate
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
comical giraffe forum
  08/02/25
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beady-eyed ratface point
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Tripping disgusting headpube
  08/02/25
?
adventurous bat-shit-crazy hall
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
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  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: adventurous bat-shit-crazy hall

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Cerebral range

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: adventurous bat-shit-crazy hall

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: exhilarant location boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: Deranged university french chef

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Appetizing Unholy Double Fault

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Cerebral range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: godawful spot digit ratio

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Stirring pearly sanctuary background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: adventurous bat-shit-crazy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: azure nighttime crackhouse deer antler

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: adventurous bat-shit-crazy hall

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: arrogant sexy rigpig

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Cream embarrassed to the bone blood rage station

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: arrogant sexy rigpig

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: arrogant sexy rigpig

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: adventurous bat-shit-crazy hall

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Cream embarrassed to the bone blood rage station

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Stirring pearly sanctuary background story

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: adventurous bat-shit-crazy hall

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: arrogant sexy rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: mauve gas station

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Nudist Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: arrogant sexy rigpig

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Appetizing Unholy Double Fault

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: adventurous bat-shit-crazy hall

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: mauve gas station

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: adventurous bat-shit-crazy hall

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: copper reading party

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: rebellious pocket flask roast beef

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: vigorous church famous landscape painting

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: kink-friendly blue menage sound barrier

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: adventurous bat-shit-crazy hall

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: vigorous church famous landscape painting

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: adventurous bat-shit-crazy hall

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: onyx sick address

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: vigorous church famous landscape painting

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: dark business firm idea he suggested

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: 180 cruel-hearted half-breed degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: comical giraffe forum

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: beady-eyed ratface point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Tripping disgusting headpube

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: adventurous bat-shit-crazy hall

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Trailer Park Community Account

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49151922)