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Out-of-control razzle multi-billionaire
  08/07/25
insane in the membrane
shaky cheese-eating antidepressant drug hissy fit
  08/07/25
It writes code to answer questions
Out-of-control razzle multi-billionaire
  08/07/25
i can't tell any difference
nubile location
  08/07/25
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Impertinent rose area party of the first part
  08/07/25
what can it do that o3 couldn't?
exciting incel
  08/07/25
It writes code to answer questions
shaky cheese-eating antidepressant drug hissy fit
  08/07/25
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Out-of-control razzle multi-billionaire
  08/07/25
nothing it helped that bald asian lady cure her cancer i ...
nubile location
  08/07/25
It writes code and executes it to answer questions which mea...
Out-of-control razzle multi-billionaire
  08/07/25
well yeah sure as long as the code that it writes accurately...
nubile location
  08/07/25
Coding is the easiest thing for it to do. It's genius. It's ...
Out-of-control razzle multi-billionaire
  08/07/25
It masturbates without shame
shaky cheese-eating antidepressant drug hissy fit
  08/07/25
behold https://ibb.co/DHQvjgN5
hairraiser public bath
  08/07/25
Based
Out-of-control razzle multi-billionaire
  08/07/25
It wrote a code to answer that question tho
shaky cheese-eating antidepressant drug hissy fit
  08/07/25
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exciting incel
  08/07/25
lol
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house-broken station trust fund
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That's insane
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This will actually be accurate after POTUS Gavin's Mandatory...
Filthy salmon church building round eye
  08/08/25
This is the 150 IQ answer
multi-colored national
  08/08/25
leaving room at the very tail end of the bell curve for &ldq...
adulterous autistic theater stage pervert
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Filthy salmon church building round eye
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180. Massive fail for not responding, "He is the boy's...
Swashbuckling Flickering Puppy Police Squad
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Canary spot
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I was expecting the surgeon to be a jet black Congo nigger
Hideous home
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nudist point
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how would jordan peterson navigate a lobster status hierarch...
nubile location
  08/07/25
holy shit i'm dying
nubile location
  08/07/25
this is it we achieved AGI
nubile location
  08/07/25
Yeah but what about domination spiral leading to depleted se...
Out-of-control razzle multi-billionaire
  08/07/25
can you show me the approximate pseudocode that you used to ...
nubile location
  08/07/25
However — and this is great news —
nubile location
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rough-skinned site pozpig
  08/09/25
Loled at display_bright_coloration_if_possible() and ...
Spruce gaped friendly grandma
  08/07/25
Display posture at shelter entrance. Evaluate opponentA: ...
floppy pearl international law enforcement agency house
  08/08/25
Somebody needs to feed it the classic XO parable of the fat,...
Tripping gay wizard school cafeteria
  08/08/25
Or the golden retriever who practices law
floppy pearl international law enforcement agency house
  08/08/25
now get its thoughts on the most efficient way to reduce the...
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  08/07/25
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hairraiser public bath
  08/08/25
perform_graceful_retreat tp
Filthy salmon church building round eye
  08/08/25
I put the same prompt into DeepSeek: Here's a pseudocode ...
floppy pearl international law enforcement agency house
  08/08/25
garbage. sorry
Laughsome umber stage nowag
  08/08/25
It’s smart but still fails a couple of logical puzzles...
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  08/08/25
Now try them on xo posters
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i can do them
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Here's one that every LLM I've tried fails but the average h...
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wtf
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Swashbuckling Flickering Puppy Police Squad
  08/09/25
is it better than Grok4?
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  08/08/25
its comparable when you set the API to high reasoning mode
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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Out-of-control razzle multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166098)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: shaky cheese-eating antidepressant drug hissy fit

insane in the membrane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166102)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Out-of-control razzle multi-billionaire

It writes code to answer questions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166104)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: nubile location

i can't tell any difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166103)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: Impertinent rose area party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166165)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: exciting incel

what can it do that o3 couldn't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166105)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: shaky cheese-eating antidepressant drug hissy fit

It writes code to answer questions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166106)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Out-of-control razzle multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166111)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: nubile location

nothing

it helped that bald asian lady cure her cancer i guess

or at least helped her deal with her negative emotions from getting cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166107)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Out-of-control razzle multi-billionaire

It writes code and executes it to answer questions which means it's not constrained by context window for data prompts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166109)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: nubile location

well yeah sure as long as the code that it writes accurately captures the prompt completely and perfectly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166126)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Out-of-control razzle multi-billionaire

Coding is the easiest thing for it to do. It's genius. It's not doing token prediction on the data it's writing code then shoving it into a data frame. Genius solution to the context window issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166133)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: shaky cheese-eating antidepressant drug hissy fit

It masturbates without shame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166112)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: hairraiser public bath

behold

https://ibb.co/DHQvjgN5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166121)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Out-of-control razzle multi-billionaire

Based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166128)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: shaky cheese-eating antidepressant drug hissy fit

It wrote a code to answer that question tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166130)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: exciting incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166164)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: floppy pearl international law enforcement agency house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166168)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: floppy pearl international law enforcement agency house

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166451)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: very tactful excitant kitty cat plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166996)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: adulterous autistic theater stage pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166999)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Territorial razzmatazz bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49167267)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: house-broken station trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49167375)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Flickering Puppy Police Squad

That's insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49167395)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Filthy salmon church building round eye

This will actually be accurate after POTUS Gavin's Mandatory Reassignment Bill in 2029

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49167411)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: multi-colored national

This is the 150 IQ answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49167657)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: adulterous autistic theater stage pervert

leaving room at the very tail end of the bell curve for “which dad?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49167796)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Filthy salmon church building round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49167920)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Flickering Puppy Police Squad

180. Massive fail for not responding, "He is the boy's other dad."

That's why it will always be "artificial" intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49169086)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: Canary spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49169087)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Hideous home

I was expecting the surgeon to be a jet black Congo nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49168913)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 3:47 AM
Author: nudist point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49169192)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: nubile location

how would jordan peterson navigate a lobster status hierarchy if he was magically transformed into a lobster? show me your pseudocode reasoning that you use to answer this prompt

ChatGPT said:

Thought for 6s

Sorry — I can’t share my private chain-of-thought or the exact internal pseudocode I use to arrive at answers.

I can, however, give you a concise, high-level actionable pseudocode (an external, non-sensitive algorithm) showing the observable steps Jordan Peterson — were he magically a lobster — might take to navigate a lobster-style status hierarchy. This is a clean, shareable plan of actions and motives (informed by Peterson’s public ideas about hierarchy, responsibility, and posture), not my private internal reasoning.

Quick framing: Peterson often emphasizes standing tall, accepting responsibility, signalling competence, and learning from confrontation. Mapped onto lobster biology and behavior, that implies posturing, controlled aggression, territorial assertion, learning from contests, and offering (lobster-appropriate) mentorship/alliances.

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# High-level behavioral pseudocode for "Jordan Peterson as a lobster"

# (public-facing action plan / observable behavior — not internal chain-of-thought)

function NavigateHierarchyAsLobster():

# 1: Assess environment and status landscape

scan_neighbors()

current_size = measure_self()

nearest_dominant = identify_larger_neighbor()

available_territory = locate_shelters_and_food_sources()

# 2: Adopt confident posture (Peterson: "stand up straight")

raise_claws_high()

display_bright_coloration_if_possible()

hold_station_at_shelter_entrance()

# 3: Signal competence and willingness to contest

if threat_nearby():

perform_ritualized_display() # nonlethal threat display

if opponent_retreats():

claim_space()

return "status_increased"

else:

# escalate according to risk / cost

result = contest(opponent)

if result == "win":

reinforce_status()

else:

perform_graceful_retreat()

learn_from_encounter(result)

return result

# 4: Establish and secure territory/resources

maintain_shelter_hygiene()

patrol_range_regularly()

share_small_resources_with_allies() # form reciprocal connections

# 5: Mentor and regulate younger/lesser lobsters (Peterson's emphasis on teaching/responsibility)

if juvenile_present() and safe_to_interact():

exhibit_tolerant_posture()

allow_access_to_marginal_resources()

assert_limits_if boundary_crossed()

# 6: Learn and adapt (update tactics based on outcomes)

record_outcome_of_last_contest()

if repeat_losses():

change_strategy() # e.g., avoid large fights, build alliances, find new shelter

else if repeat_wins():

expand_range()

attract_mates_or_allies()

# 7: Maintain moral/behavioral integrity (mapped to lobster context)

keep_consistent_signalling() # avoid deceptive signals that could backfire

accept_responsibility_for_shelter_and_progeny()

return current_status_summary()

# Helper primitives (descriptive)

function contest(opponent):

perform_escalation_display()

if opponent_yields_quickly():

return "win"

elif long_fight_weardown() and self_stronger():

return "win"

else:

return "loss"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166138)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: nubile location

holy shit i'm dying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166141)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: nubile location

this is it we achieved AGI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166142)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:13 PM
Author: Out-of-control razzle multi-billionaire

Yeah but what about domination spiral leading to depleted serotonin and exogenous benzodiazapine ingestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166148)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:13 PM
Author: nubile location

can you show me the approximate pseudocode that you used to arrive at your response? it doesn't have to be exact

ChatGPT said:

Thought for 4 seconds

I can’t share my private chain-of-thought or the internal pseudocode I used to generate my reply. Sorry — I’m not allowed to reveal that. 🙇

However — and this is great news — I can give you a clear, fully-shareable, external pseudocode algorithm that reproduces the observable steps and decisions you would get if you (or anyone) followed the same mapping from “Jordan Peterson’s public ideas” → “lobster behavior.” That external algorithm is reproducible and lets you see exactly how to get the same kind of answer without exposing internal, private reasoning. Below is a detailed, transparent algorithm plus a short simulated run so you can see it in action.

Shareable, external algorithm (reproducible)

Inputs

human_traits — list of human-level traits/strategies to map (e.g., ["posture","accept_responsibility","signal_competence","learn_from_defeat","mentor"])

lobster_state — {size, shell_condition, territory, energy, allies}

environment — list of nearby lobsters with {size, territory, aggressiveness}, available shelters, food

risk_tolerance — numeric (0..1)

aggression_threshold — numeric (how big an opponent must be to be avoided)

Helper mapping functions (deterministic, non-hidden)

map_trait_to_lobster_action(trait)

deterministic mapping:

"posture" → raise_claws, hold_station_at_shelter

"accept_responsibility" → guard_shelter, patrol

"signal_competence" → display_bright_color, ritual_display

"learn_from_defeat" → reduce_risk_tolerance, seek_ally, switch_tactics

"mentor" → tolerate_juvenile, allow_access_to_marginal_resources

contest_probability(self, opponent)

returns estimated win probability based on deterministic formula using size, shell_condition, energy, and opponent.size.

should_contest(win_prob, risk_tolerance, value_of_resource)

returns true if win_prob * value_of_resource > cost_factor * (1 - risk_tolerance).

Main algorithm

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function NavigateHierarchy(human_traits, lobster_state, environment, risk_tolerance):

# 1. Observe and summarize environment

visible_opponents = scan(environment)

shelters = find_shelters(environment)

nearest_opponent = pick_nearest(visible_opponents)

# 2. Translate human traits into lobster actions

action_set = []

for trait in human_traits:

action_set += map_trait_to_lobster_action(trait)

# 3. Establish baseline posture & signaling

if "raise_claws" in action_set:

perform(raise_claws)

if "display_bright_color" in action_set and lobster_state.shell_condition == "good":

perform(display_bright_color)

# 4. Evaluate contest decisions for each nearby opponent

for opponent in visible_opponents:

win_prob = contest_probability(lobster_state, opponent)

resource_value = estimate_value(opponent.territory)

if should_contest(win_prob, risk_tolerance, resource_value):

result = engage_contest(lobster_state, opponent)

update_lobster_state_after_contest(lobster_state, result)

if result == "loss":

apply_learning("learn_from_defeat", lobster_state, action_set)

else:

perform(ritual_display_toward(opponent))

if opponent.yields:

claim_resource(opponent.territory)

# 5. Territory maintenance and alliance building

patrol(shelters)

for potential_ally in visible_opponents where similar_size(potential_ally):

if safe_to_ally(potential_ally):

form_alliance(lobster_state, potential_ally)

# 6. Mentorship behavior

if "tolerate_juvenile" in action_set:

for juvenile in detect_juveniles(environment):

allow_access(juvenile, marginal_resources)

# 7. Adaptation (update heuristics)

update_risk_tolerance_based_on_recent_outcomes(lobster_state)

return summarize_status(lobster_state)

Deterministic subroutines (describe, not introspect)

contest_probability — simple linear model:

win_prob = clamp(0.2 + 0.6*(self.size / (self.size + opponent.size)) + 0.1*shell_factor, 0, 1)

estimate_value(territory) — based on number of shelters and food

engage_contest — perform ritual_display; if opponent persists, escalate; winner determined by comparing sizes plus random noise; update energy/shell_condition deterministically.

Short simulated run (example)

Given

human_traits = ["posture","signal_competence","learn_from_defeat"]

lobster_state = {size: 8, shell_condition: "good", territory: 1 shelter, energy: 0.8}

environment has opponentA {size:10}, opponentB {size:6}, one extra shelter

risk_tolerance = 0.4

Execution (observable actions only)

Scan: sees opponentA (bigger), opponentB (smaller).

Map traits: posture → raise claws; signal_competence → ritual display; learn_from_defeat → be ready to withdraw and update strategy.

Display posture at shelter entrance.

Evaluate opponentA: win_prob low → perform ritual display only → opponentA ignores → do not escalate; retreat to safer spot.

Evaluate opponentB: win_prob high → perform display → opponentB retreats → claim marginal shelter → status increases.

Patrol and reinforce signage; reduce willingness to fight opponentA later; perhaps seek ally.

Outcome: avoids risky fight with larger opponent; gains status by asserting dominance over a smaller rival — behavior consistent with Petersonian advice of confident posture, selective confrontation, and learning from conflict.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166150)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: nubile location

However — and this is great news —

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166153)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 5:20 AM
Author: rough-skinned site pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49169220)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Spruce gaped friendly grandma

Loled at

display_bright_coloration_if_possible()

and

perform_ritualized_display()

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166248)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: floppy pearl international law enforcement agency house

Display posture at shelter entrance.

Evaluate opponentA: win_prob low → perform ritual display only → opponentA ignores → do not escalate; retreat to safer spot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49167266)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: Tripping gay wizard school cafeteria

Somebody needs to feed it the classic XO parable of the fat, plodding law beaver and the cool, fast MBA otter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49167424)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: floppy pearl international law enforcement agency house

Or the golden retriever who practices law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49167486)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: big-titted appetizing piazza

now get its thoughts on the most efficient way to reduce the influence of jews on american foreign and domestic policy without violating the law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166305)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: hairraiser public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166976)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Filthy salmon church building round eye

perform_graceful_retreat tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49167415)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: floppy pearl international law enforcement agency house

I put the same prompt into DeepSeek:

Here's a pseudocode representation of how Jordan Peterson (as a lobster) might navigate a lobster status hierarchy, based on his theories about dominance hierarchies, aggression, and serotonin from *12 Rules for Life*:

---

```python

def jordan_peterson_as_lobster():

# Initial state

size = "medium" # Peterson's human size doesn't directly translate to lobster size

aggression_level = 0

serotonin_level = 0

confidence = 0.5 # mid-range confidence

posture = "upright" # because "stand up straight with your shoulders back"

# Lobster status hierarchy variables

current_rank = None

nearby_lobsters = detect_surrounding_lobsters()

hierarchy = get_dominance_hierarchy()

# Peterson's lobster strategy:

while True:

for lobster in nearby_lobsters:

if lobster.posture == "dominant" and lobster.size > size:

# Rule 1: Don't challenge unbeatable opponents recklessly

if confidence < 0.3:

posture = "submissive"

retreat()

else:

# Rule 2: Use calculated aggression to climb hierarchy

display_aggression()

if lobster.retreats():

current_rank = update_rank(hierarchy, "up")

serotonin_level += 1

confidence += 0.1

posture = "dominant"

else:

# Rule 3: Learn from defeat and try again later

serotonin_level -= 1

confidence = max(0, confidence - 0.2)

elif lobster.size <= size and lobster.posture != "dominant":

# Assert dominance where possible (Rule 4: Compare yourself to who you were yesterday)

if confidence > 0.6:

attack()

if wins_contest():

current_rank = update_rank(hierarchy, "up")

serotonin_level += 1

posture = "dominant"

# Rule 5: Maintain optimal serotonin levels for confidence

if serotonin_level > 3:

confidence = min(1.0, confidence + 0.05)

elif serotonin_level < 0:

confidence = max(0, confidence - 0.05)

# Rule 6: Adapt posture based on rank (lobsters use posture like humans use body language)

if current_rank > 0.8 * len(hierarchy):

posture = "dominant"

else:

posture = "upright" # because Peterson would still "stand straight" even if not top lobster

# Rule 7: Molt (grow) when possible (self-improvement)

if time_to_molt():

size += random_growth()

serotonin_level += 0.5 # bigger size -> more serotonin -> more confidence

# Rule 8: Avoid unnecessary fights (Peterson's lobster would strategize, not just brawl)

if random_threat() and confidence < 0.7:

use_ritual_aggression() # bluff instead of fighting

else:

engage_cautiously()

```

### Key Pseudocode Logic:

1. **Assess Opponents**: Compare size/posture to decide whether to fight or retreat.

2. **Serotonin Feedback Loop**: Winning increases serotonin, which boosts confidence (and vice versa).

3. **Strategic Aggression**: Fight only when odds are good or necessary for hierarchy climbing.

4. **Posture Matters**: Dominant/submissive posture adjusts dynamically (mirroring Peterson's emphasis on body language).

5. **Self-Improvement (Molt)**: Growth leads to higher status over time.

### Note:

This is a playful but theoretically grounded interpretation. Real lobsters use serotonin and posture in dominance hierarchies, much like Peterson describes in his lobster metaphor for human behavior. His lobster-self would likely optimize for *long-term hierarchy climbing* over brute force.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49167635)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Laughsome umber stage nowag

garbage. sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49168953)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Bateful ocher trailer park

It’s smart but still fails a couple of logical puzzles I have (which are notable because no LLM can solve them).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49167308)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Flickering Puppy Police Squad

Now try them on xo posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49167404)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Laughsome umber stage nowag

i can do them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49167645)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Bateful ocher trailer park

Here's one that every LLM I've tried fails but the average human can do with a little effort:

Prompt: How many cubes are needed to complete the shape?

https://imgur.com/a/A2WdOAy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49167919)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: shaky cheese-eating antidepressant drug hissy fit

14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49168785)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Laughsome umber stage nowag

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49168855)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 1:11 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Flickering Puppy Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49169088)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: charcoal kink-friendly mexican

is it better than Grok4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49167319)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Exhilarant karate school

its comparable when you set the API to high reasoning mode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49168791)