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Wine parlour
  07/02/19
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Wine parlour
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Wine parlour
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
Lavender pistol
  12/20/20
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irate ladyboy
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
Exciting Sick Theater Becky
  08/21/19
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Coral bawdyhouse international law enforcement agency
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
bateful church
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Bonkers boltzmann
  08/21/19
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hairraiser crotch step-uncle's house
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Big Base
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Exciting Sick Theater Becky
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Bonkers boltzmann
  08/21/19
emergency money
Exciting Sick Theater Becky
  08/21/19
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aqua fighting menage
  09/01/19
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Shivering stubborn school cafeteria
  03/06/20
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Shivering stubborn school cafeteria
  09/10/21
hehe
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  09/13/25
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...,....,,........
  09/13/25
You’re poor
nofapping pearl fanboi
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Wine parlour
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
turquoise multi-colored rigpig center
  09/01/19
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aqua fighting menage
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
bateful church
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Wine parlour
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
hairraiser crotch step-uncle's house
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Wine parlour
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Violent quadroon lay
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Wine parlour
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
aggressive cowardly generalized bond corner
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Wine parlour
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
domesticated talking pisswyrm space
  09/10/21
great thread
avocado scourge upon the earth
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
Wine parlour
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
Wine parlour
  04/10/23
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irate ladyboy
  04/10/23
i love men
avocado scourge upon the earth
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
Wine parlour
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Wine parlour
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
turquoise multi-colored rigpig center
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Wine parlour
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Floppy self-centered legend
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Wine parlour
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
Wine parlour
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
Wine parlour
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
Zero Income No Kids
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Wine parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Wine parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Wine parlour

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Lavender pistol

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: irate ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Exciting Sick Theater Becky

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Coral bawdyhouse international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: bateful church

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Bonkers boltzmann

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: hairraiser crotch step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Big Base

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Exciting Sick Theater Becky

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Bonkers boltzmann

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Exciting Sick Theater Becky

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: aqua fighting menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Shivering stubborn school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Shivering stubborn school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: nofapping pearl fanboi

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Wine parlour

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: turquoise multi-colored rigpig center

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: aqua fighting menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: bateful church

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Wine parlour

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: hairraiser crotch step-uncle's house

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Wine parlour

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Violent quadroon lay

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Wine parlour

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: aggressive cowardly generalized bond corner

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Wine parlour

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: domesticated talking pisswyrm space

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: avocado scourge upon the earth

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Wine parlour

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Wine parlour

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: irate ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: avocado scourge upon the earth

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Wine parlour

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Wine parlour

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: turquoise multi-colored rigpig center

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Wine parlour

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Floppy self-centered legend

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Wine parlour

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Wine parlour

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Wine parlour

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#49264493)