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My 86 year old dad is in the middle of open heart surgery right now
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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:26 PM Author: salmon nursing home quadroon He has an 88% chance of surviving the surgery. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48930191) |
Date: May 14th, 2025 1:28 PM Author: confused histrionic area if he survives will you finger his asshole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48930199) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:29 PM Author: Rambunctious razzle-dazzle cuckold indirect expression prayers chil. did your black wife give him the heart attack (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48930203) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:30 PM Author: amethyst glittery mood home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48930206) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 5:12 PM Author: salmon nursing home quadroon No, I think it was all the red meat, beer, cigarettes and lack of exercise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48930997) |
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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:33 PM Author: Rambunctious razzle-dazzle cuckold indirect expression she fed him Kools, amirite (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48934048) |
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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:34 PM Author: salmon nursing home quadroon He actually quit smoking 20 years ago or something, but he smoked Kent lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48934050) |
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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:57 PM Author: Wonderful water buffalo not Benson & Hedges? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48934133) |
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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:27 PM Author: salmon nursing home quadroon Nope (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48934217) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:30 PM Author: diverse carmine step-uncle's house How much do you stand to inherit when he croaks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48930209) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: salmon nursing home quadroon I have to split everything with my brother and my mother is still alive, but somewhere probably between half a mil and a mil. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48931000) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: salmon nursing home quadroon He survived. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48931001) |
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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:34 PM Author: topaz arousing location organic girlfriend happy for you and him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48934053) |
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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: Grizzly Motley Theatre Congrats man. A surgery like that is not easy at his age. Does he have any plans for when he gets home? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48934056) |
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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:50 PM Author: salmon nursing home quadroon He's still sedated with feeding tubes. They are waking him up tomorrow. Sounds like the concern now is to let the broken ribs heal and there is a risk that if he moves suddenly or the wrong way, they won't heal right. They are going to wake him up tomorrow and then he's going to some rehab place to rehab for 4-6 weeks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48934110) |
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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: maroon factory reset button potus THAT'S GREAT TO HEAR! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48934065) |
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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: sepia dashing station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48934068) |
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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:49 PM Author: Geriatric offensive base Glad he’s ok. My dad had it at 54 and it was a tough recovery. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48934107) |
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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:51 PM Author: salmon nursing home quadroon My cousin a a cardiologist and he told my parents that ironically the older patients recover better than younger ones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48934114) |
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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:53 PM Author: Geriatric offensive base Interesting. Sometimes it’s the after effects of the anesthesia that’s a problem for older patients. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48934121) |
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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: khaki kink-friendly meetinghouse gaping This is accurate... my ex wife had emergency open heart surgery and had tons of chest pain and shoulder upper back pain for years after.
After a ton of PT she's better but it took a lot. Because they really crank you open when they split your chest open. |
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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:34 PM Author: Sooty brunch widowmaker LAD? stent? what % blockage? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48934051) |
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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: khaki kink-friendly meetinghouse gaping If 88% chance of recovery im guessing it wasn't heart attack prompted and was not an LAD. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48934247) |
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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:37 PM Author: mind-boggling yarmulke native congrats on giving him another shitty 1-2 years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48934064) |
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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:39 PM Author: sepia dashing station that's another couple of years with his grandchildren, and for the kids, another couple of years with their grandpa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48934070) |
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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:54 PM Author: carnelian national toilet seat he needs to be put down just like Bella the Blacklab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48934123) |
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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:56 PM Author: Spectacular Ticket Booth Private Investor 86 year old dad? are you 60? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48934130) |
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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:08 PM Author: Impertinent wagecucks you aren't? do you know where you are, son? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48934152) |
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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:22 PM Author: salmon nursing home quadroon My mom told me this morning that my dad received a blood transfusion. I said to make sure to tell him both the good and bad news. She was confused so I said, "Tell him the good news is that he survived the surgery. The bad news is he got a blood transfusion and now he has AIDS."
She laughed and said, "That's not funny." I said yeah it is, that's why you're laughing. |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:50 PM Author: salmon nursing home quadroon Update: they moved him up to the rehab floor last night around midnight Eastern Time and he called me on FaceTime, but I could only hear him, not see him.
I asked him where he was and he said home. I said no you aren't, you are in hospital and he insisted he was home. Turn on the camera I told him.
He said, "I don't think I'm going to make it, bud," and my heart skipped a beat.
"What do you mean," I asked him.
"They kidnapped me!" he said and then I heard a nurse telling him to press the green button to turn on the camera.
That's when I said, "See, you ARE in the hospital. No one is kidnapping you, dad," and he goes, "Ah, they got me all drugged up."
"Enjoy it while you can," I told him and told him he could call me anytime. We spoke again today, he was still out of it. |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:55 PM Author: impressive chocolate dog poop Boomers, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48948725) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:57 PM Author: salmon nursing home quadroon I'm not sure I understand your question. My dad was born in 1938 so I'm not sure he qualifies as a boomer. Isn't that people born right after WWII? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48948733) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:31 PM Author: impressive chocolate dog poop It was a joke about old people and technology, Chilmata. Now that I have additional biographical details I will try again:
This motherfucker thinks he’s Charlie Chaplin |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:56 PM Author: Geriatric offensive base The anesthesia and pain meds are tougher on older people, cognitively speaking. My grandfather acted the same way when he had surgery at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48948727) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:58 PM Author: salmon nursing home quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48948736) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:51 PM Author: Titillating Out-of-control Philosopher-king xo prayers have been sent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48948715) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:53 PM Author: trip costumed house codepig Happy for you and your dad bro. Call him every day and tell him how much you love him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48948718) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:56 PM Author: salmon nursing home quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48948729) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:02 PM Author: razzmatazz crimson parlor Let's be more realistic here.
Call him 1x / week. |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:06 PM Author: salmon nursing home quadroon Nah, I'm going to call him every day even though he's never been a talker. He's actually quite lucid right now and just finished dinner. He had spaghetti with marinara. I asked him if they used Aunt Charlotte's marinara recipe (she used to cook for Dean Martin) and he said hell no. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48948752) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:10 PM Author: Grizzly Motley Theatre Poast the recipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48948766) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:13 PM Author: salmon nursing home quadroon Let me see if I can find it, one sec. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48948772) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:40 PM Author: salmon nursing home quadroon My mom used to post the recipe on her blog, now she has her own marinara recipe so I need to get it from her. She didn't pick up, but I'll poast it when I get it.
I remember she uses Contadina sauce and she said the key was using an entire sweet onion, don't chop it up, just let the entire onion sit in the pot. |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:40 AM Author: Grizzly Motley Theatre Ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48950262) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:13 PM Author: misanthropic cuckoldry Call him. My dad was taken of chemo this week. He's supposed to go into hospice care. I'm going down to bring him up for a visit and I hope he stays. It won't be a pretty end for my kids to see but it's real life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48948775) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:22 PM Author: trip costumed house codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48948811) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: salmon nursing home quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2E#48948857) |