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very tactful becky
  07/02/19
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very tactful becky
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
very tactful becky
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
vigorous puce potus affirmative action
  12/20/20
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snowy area
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
fragrant ratface
  08/21/19
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cream swashbuckling church building
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
Fear-inspiring Pit
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Lascivious drab locus hairy legs
  08/21/19
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Obsidian community account
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Infuriating Bawdyhouse Toilet Seat
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
fragrant ratface
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Lascivious drab locus hairy legs
  08/21/19
emergency money
fragrant ratface
  08/21/19
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Flirting kitty cat
  09/01/19
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shivering flesh temple ladyboy
  03/06/20
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shivering flesh temple ladyboy
  09/10/21
hehe
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  09/13/25
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...,....,,........
  09/13/25
You’re poor
charismatic field
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
very tactful becky
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
nubile odious abode electric furnace
  09/01/19
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Flirting kitty cat
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
Fear-inspiring Pit
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
very tactful becky
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
Obsidian community account
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
very tactful becky
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Gay provocative brethren box office
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
very tactful becky
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Carmine legal warrant
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
very tactful becky
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Dark dashing theatre toaster
  09/10/21
great thread
Motley theater windowlicker
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
very tactful becky
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
very tactful becky
  04/10/23
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snowy area
  04/10/23
i love men
Motley theater windowlicker
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
very tactful becky
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
very tactful becky
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
nubile odious abode electric furnace
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
very tactful becky
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
mind-boggling internet-worthy skinny woman location
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
very tactful becky
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
very tactful becky
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
very tactful becky
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
Zero Income No Kids
  09/13/25


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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: very tactful becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: very tactful becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: very tactful becky

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: vigorous puce potus affirmative action

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: snowy area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: fragrant ratface

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: cream swashbuckling church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Pit

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Lascivious drab locus hairy legs

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Obsidian community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Infuriating Bawdyhouse Toilet Seat

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: fragrant ratface

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Lascivious drab locus hairy legs

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: fragrant ratface

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Flirting kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: shivering flesh temple ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: shivering flesh temple ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: charismatic field

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: very tactful becky

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: nubile odious abode electric furnace

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Flirting kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Pit

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: very tactful becky

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Obsidian community account

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: very tactful becky

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Gay provocative brethren box office

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: very tactful becky

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Carmine legal warrant

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: very tactful becky

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Dark dashing theatre toaster

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Motley theater windowlicker

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: very tactful becky

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: very tactful becky

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: snowy area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Motley theater windowlicker

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: very tactful becky

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: very tactful becky

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: nubile odious abode electric furnace

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: very tactful becky

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: mind-boggling internet-worthy skinny woman location

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: very tactful becky

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: very tactful becky

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: very tactful becky

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#49264493)