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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
flatulent topaz theater
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
Frisky Pit Really Tough Guy
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
flatulent topaz theater
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
Frisky Pit Really Tough Guy
  11/11/25
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flickering spot
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
Motley Immigrant Pocket Flask
  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
brindle church building
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
flatulent topaz theater
  11/11/25
https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed
brindle church building
  11/11/25
smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts
green school sex offender
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Hot Faggot Firefighter Public Bath
  11/12/25
arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https...
Violet Stage Internal Respiration
  11/11/25
Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
flatulent topaz theater
  11/11/25
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aromatic onyx foreskin newt
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
crawly domesticated locus
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
cyan unholy friendly grandma quadroon
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
flatulent topaz theater
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
cyan unholy friendly grandma quadroon
  11/11/25
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crawly domesticated locus
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
Soggy Galvanic Space Idea He Suggested
  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
flatulent topaz theater
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
Crimson heady mental disorder
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
Soggy Galvanic Space Idea He Suggested
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
Black razzmatazz nibblets
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
flatulent topaz theater
  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
Histrionic cordovan roast beef becky
  11/11/25
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glittery volcanic crater box office
  11/12/25
lmfao
medicated potus
  11/12/25
Aren’t iPods crazy?
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  11/11/25
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Black razzmatazz nibblets
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  11/12/25
sprinted here
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glittery volcanic crater box office
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
learning disabled striped hyena garrison
  11/11/25
i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
flatulent topaz theater
  11/11/25
tp
Lascivious Seedy Windowlicker Psychic
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
Provocative travel guidebook
  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
vengeful people who are hurt
  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
flatulent topaz theater
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
Insanely creepy zippy parlour french chef
  11/11/25
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flatulent topaz theater
  11/11/25
wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont ...
Bull headed beta den ladyboy
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flatulent topaz theater
  11/11/25
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glittery volcanic crater box office
  11/12/25
Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well ...
Drunken chrome international law enforcement agency
  11/11/25
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Hot Faggot Firefighter Public Bath
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arousing hunting ground
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Frisky Pit Really Tough Guy
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aromatic onyx foreskin newt
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Provocative travel guidebook
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cracking death wish
  11/12/25
they probably are unaware about the superior playing style o...
Blue wrinkle associate
  11/11/25
How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prep...
flatulent topaz theater
  11/11/25
3 words: pepper thine angus
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  11/12/25
You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimu...
flickering spot
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: flatulent topaz theater

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Frisky Pit Really Tough Guy

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: flatulent topaz theater

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Frisky Pit Really Tough Guy

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: flickering spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Motley Immigrant Pocket Flask

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: brindle church building

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: flatulent topaz theater

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: brindle church building

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: green school sex offender

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: Hot Faggot Firefighter Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Violet Stage Internal Respiration

arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: flatulent topaz theater

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: aromatic onyx foreskin newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: crawly domesticated locus

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: cyan unholy friendly grandma quadroon

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: flatulent topaz theater

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: cyan unholy friendly grandma quadroon

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: crawly domesticated locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Soggy Galvanic Space Idea He Suggested

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: flatulent topaz theater

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Crimson heady mental disorder

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Soggy Galvanic Space Idea He Suggested

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Black razzmatazz nibblets

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: flatulent topaz theater

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Histrionic cordovan roast beef becky

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: glittery volcanic crater box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: medicated potus

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: aphrodisiac slap-happy address

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Black razzmatazz nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Drunken chrome international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Lascivious Seedy Windowlicker Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: thriller piazza

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: glittery volcanic crater box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: learning disabled striped hyena garrison

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: flatulent topaz theater

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Lascivious Seedy Windowlicker Psychic

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Provocative travel guidebook

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: vengeful people who are hurt

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: flatulent topaz theater

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Insanely creepy zippy parlour french chef

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: flatulent topaz theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Bull headed beta den ladyboy

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: flatulent topaz theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: glittery volcanic crater box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Drunken chrome international law enforcement agency

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Hot Faggot Firefighter Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: arousing hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421338)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Frisky Pit Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: aromatic onyx foreskin newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Provocative travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421791)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: cracking death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49422490)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Blue wrinkle associate

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: flatulent topaz theater

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Ocher organic girlfriend

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: flickering spot

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49424851)