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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
180 orchestra pit volcanic crater
  07/10/13
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Lilac supple party of the first part
  10/27/19
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up-to-no-good abode deer antler
  09/17/13
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hateful nursing home
  10/14/13
Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
Pale deep brunch useless brakes
  10/24/14
i too aspire to multiple properties
Galvanic elite feces
  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
Pale deep brunch useless brakes
  10/24/14
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Pale deep brunch useless brakes
  05/22/18
TMF bump.
Pale deep brunch useless brakes
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
Godawful effete rehab
  10/25/14
b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
Pale deep brunch useless brakes
  10/25/14
Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
Godawful effete rehab
  10/25/14
not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
Pale deep brunch useless brakes
  10/25/14
Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
Godawful effete rehab
  10/25/14
yea, yep
Galvanic elite feces
  10/25/14
pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
lake boyish degenerate
  10/25/14
Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
Godawful effete rehab
  10/25/14
180
Ultramarine embarrassed to the bone clown
  02/19/20
pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
Pale deep brunch useless brakes
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
Godawful effete rehab
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
Pale deep brunch useless brakes
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
Ultramarine embarrassed to the bone clown
  02/19/20
pederastrian moved to ukraine
Amber stage
  10/25/14
This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
Godawful effete rehab
  10/25/14
Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
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Pale deep brunch useless brakes
  11/14/14
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Pale deep brunch useless brakes
  12/12/14
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  02/02/15
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  11/21/16
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Light Zippy Stock Car
  11/21/16
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Light Zippy Stock Car
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM Author: The Meanest Yay! ...
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charcoal school cafeteria windowlicker
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Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs ...
Stirring national security agency locale
  08/01/17
LOL
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  11/11/19
He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a...
Aromatic property
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MOVER AND SHAKER
Pale deep brunch useless brakes
  02/19/20
Still love this thread
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Self-centered wine point headpube
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Wonderful confused boistinker
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Pale deep brunch useless brakes
  03/28/19
OUCH
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: 180 orchestra pit volcanic crater

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Lilac supple party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: up-to-no-good abode deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: hateful nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Pale deep brunch useless brakes

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Galvanic elite feces

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Pale deep brunch useless brakes

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Pale deep brunch useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Pale deep brunch useless brakes

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Godawful effete rehab

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Pale deep brunch useless brakes

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Godawful effete rehab

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Pale deep brunch useless brakes

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: Godawful effete rehab

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: Galvanic elite feces

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: lake boyish degenerate

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Godawful effete rehab

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: Ultramarine embarrassed to the bone clown

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: Pale deep brunch useless brakes

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Godawful effete rehab

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Pale deep brunch useless brakes

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: Ultramarine embarrassed to the bone clown

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Amber stage

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: Godawful effete rehab

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: titillating coldplay fan

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: Pale deep brunch useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Pale deep brunch useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: flatulent senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Opaque jet-lagged lettuce nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Light Zippy Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Heady locus crotch

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Light Zippy Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Opaque jet-lagged lettuce nowag

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: charcoal school cafeteria windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Stirring national security agency locale

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Charismatic antidepressant drug

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: Aromatic property

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: Pale deep brunch useless brakes

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Insane magical personal credit line

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: Self-centered wine point headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: Wonderful confused boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: Pale deep brunch useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: Aromatic property

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Multi-colored half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: Pale deep brunch useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: jade dysfunction church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Self-centered wine point headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#49313869)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Self-centered wine point headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2E#49331937)