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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: spectacular location

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: overrated boyish bawdyhouse goal in life

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: spectacular location

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: overrated boyish bawdyhouse goal in life

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Lemon Mental Disorder Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Purple Offensive Dog Poop Casino

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Aromatic internet-worthy home incel

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: spectacular location

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Aromatic internet-worthy home incel

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Crackhouse Boiling Water

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: Primrose set



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Balding sticky turdskin resort

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: spectacular location

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: violet school



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: deep rigpig friendly grandma

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Soul-stirring massive personal credit line faggot firefighter

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: spectacular location

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring massive personal credit line faggot firefighter

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: deep rigpig friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: gold trust fund hissy fit

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: spectacular location

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: excitant box office

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: gold trust fund hissy fit

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: hideous fiercely-loyal kitty cat lettuce

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: spectacular location

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Lascivious citrine blood rage place of business

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: big-titted chestnut heaven patrolman



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Bossy Stage Yarmulke

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: jet cuckold puppy

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: hideous fiercely-loyal kitty cat lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Salmon cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: rose brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Curious sex offender

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: big-titted chestnut heaven patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Cerise beady-eyed ape tanning salon

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: spectacular location

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: rose brunch

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: cocky chocolate son of senegal public bath

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: bearded national

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: spectacular location

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: appetizing rehab genital piercing

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: spectacular location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Azure heady theater stage clown

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: spectacular location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: big-titted chestnut heaven patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Salmon cuck

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Primrose set



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: chartreuse anal windowlicker



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: overrated boyish bawdyhouse goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: violet school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: cocky chocolate son of senegal public bath



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Mind-boggling lay boistinker



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Hilarious Quadroon Principal's Office

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: spectacular location

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Wine Institution Ratface

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Lemon Mental Disorder Famous Landscape Painting

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2E#49424851)