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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
sepia hissy fit lay
  06/06/25
Did they check your blood pressure?
glassy appetizing gas station headpube
  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
sepia hissy fit lay
  06/06/25
No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation
Flickering lilac point roast beef
  06/06/25
lol, can’t tell if flame
talking costumed abode
  06/06/25
They check blood pressure for literally everything
Orange irradiated volcanic crater
  06/06/25
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razzle business firm trust fund
  06/06/25
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Chocolate theatre gunner
  06/06/25
Also, this is 40.
glassy appetizing gas station headpube
  06/06/25
I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
sepia hissy fit lay
  06/06/25
if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit ...
Magenta Whorehouse
  06/06/25
LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have ...
sepia hissy fit lay
  06/06/25
Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t ...
Cobalt dashing main people jewess
  06/06/25
I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I c...
sepia hissy fit lay
  06/07/25
You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
violent free-loading lodge nibblets
  06/07/25
The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
sepia hissy fit lay
  06/07/25
twist. you cant make this stuff up
Dull pistol brunch
  06/06/25
u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even try...
Magenta Whorehouse
  06/06/25
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Chocolate theatre gunner
  06/06/25
maintaining average weight is the secret to life
Dull pistol brunch
  06/06/25
Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while ...
Rose Spectacular Hominid Indian Lodge
  06/06/25
I couldn't move from the back pain
sepia hissy fit lay
  06/06/25
Damn
Rose Spectacular Hominid Indian Lodge
  06/06/25
That's like a $10,000 bill.
Chocolate theatre gunner
  06/06/25
not including tip
Dull pistol brunch
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violent free-loading lodge nibblets
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aphrodisiac coldplay fan hall
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Orange irradiated volcanic crater
  06/06/25
I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly
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glassy appetizing gas station headpube
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violent free-loading lodge nibblets
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aphrodisiac coldplay fan hall
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Ocher prole
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Flickering lilac point roast beef
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talking costumed abode
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wonderful elite cuck state
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180 misanthropic stead psychic
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carnelian gay wizard orchestra pit
  06/06/25
LOL
Greedy Area
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stirring purple senate legend
  06/27/25
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violent free-loading lodge nibblets
  06/27/25
he can pay in installments using klarna
Coral set multi-billionaire
  06/06/25
He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of...
180 misanthropic stead psychic
  06/06/25
were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> ...
arousing step-uncle's house useless brakes
  06/06/25
dingfagged with prescription advil
sepia hissy fit lay
  06/06/25
terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambul...
arousing step-uncle's house useless brakes
  06/06/25
LJL I have insurance
sepia hissy fit lay
  06/06/25
are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when ...
violent free-loading lodge nibblets
  06/06/25
You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just ...
arousing step-uncle's house useless brakes
  06/06/25
What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
Chocolate theatre gunner
  06/06/25
I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the w...
sepia hissy fit lay
  06/06/25
Dirte tp is moving?
Dull pistol brunch
  06/06/25
Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a mas...
Orchid crawly liquid oxygen
  06/06/25
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charcoal garrison french chef
  06/06/25
same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
Dull pistol brunch
  06/06/25
u cant, ur back
fluffy ticket booth
  06/06/25
glad everything turned out alright.
Comical Alpha
  06/06/25
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razzle business firm trust fund
  06/06/25
um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
aphrodisiac coldplay fan hall
  06/06/25
the location and sharpness of pain
sepia hissy fit lay
  06/06/25
ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
aphrodisiac coldplay fan hall
  06/06/25
Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my ba...
Violent rigpig box office
  06/06/25
...
sepia hissy fit lay
  06/06/25
Expected disco to be the OP
Violet rehab brethren
  06/06/25
both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSL...
Ocher prole
  06/06/25
Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at lea...
pearly floppy school
  06/06/25
Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
Orchid crawly liquid oxygen
  06/06/25
Expected it to be a kidney stone
galvanic ungodly site really tough guy
  06/06/25
sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind...
concupiscible mauve center
  06/06/25
The HOG was on the toilet
Iridescent electric preventive strike old irish cottage
  06/06/25
Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?
Exhilarant Space Ladyboy
  06/06/25
Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me a...
sepia hissy fit lay
  06/07/25


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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: sepia hissy fit lay

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: glassy appetizing gas station headpube

Did they check your blood pressure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991822)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: sepia hissy fit lay

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991831)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Flickering lilac point roast beef

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991994)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: talking costumed abode

lol, can’t tell if flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992068)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Orange irradiated volcanic crater

They check blood pressure for literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992339)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: razzle business firm trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48993016)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Chocolate theatre gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48993051)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: glassy appetizing gas station headpube

Also, this is 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991823)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: sepia hissy fit lay

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991833)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Magenta Whorehouse

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991838)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: sepia hissy fit lay

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991848)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Cobalt dashing main people jewess

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992346)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: sepia hissy fit lay

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48994548)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: violent free-loading lodge nibblets

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48994549)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: sepia hissy fit lay

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48994583)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Dull pistol brunch

twist. you cant make this stuff up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991851)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Magenta Whorehouse

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991834)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Chocolate theatre gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991843)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Dull pistol brunch

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991854)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Rose Spectacular Hominid Indian Lodge

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991837)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: sepia hissy fit lay

I couldn't move from the back pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991845)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Rose Spectacular Hominid Indian Lodge

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991853)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Chocolate theatre gunner

That's like a $10,000 bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991846)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Dull pistol brunch

not including tip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991855)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: boyish address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991861)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: violent free-loading lodge nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991868)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: aphrodisiac coldplay fan hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991960)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Orange irradiated volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992342)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Iridescent electric preventive strike old irish cottage

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991900)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: glassy appetizing gas station headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991909)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: violent free-loading lodge nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991914)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Magenta Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991939)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: aphrodisiac coldplay fan hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991962)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: titillating duck-like locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991985)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Ocher prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991991)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Flickering lilac point roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991995)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: talking costumed abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992070)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Violet rehab brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992078)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: excitant mischievous philosopher-king yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992084)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Orchid crawly liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992109)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: pearly floppy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992136)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: wonderful elite cuck state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992266)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: 180 misanthropic stead psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992399)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: carnelian gay wizard orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48993876)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Greedy Area

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48994925)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: stirring purple senate legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#49055364)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: violent free-loading lodge nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#49055366)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Coral set multi-billionaire

he can pay in installments using klarna

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991963)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: 180 misanthropic stead psychic

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992400)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: arousing step-uncle's house useless brakes

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991847)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: sepia hissy fit lay

dingfagged with prescription advil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991852)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: arousing step-uncle's house useless brakes

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991913)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: sepia hissy fit lay

LJL I have insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991917)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: violent free-loading lodge nibblets

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991989)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: arousing step-uncle's house useless brakes

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992100)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Chocolate theatre gunner

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991850)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: sepia hissy fit lay

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991856)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Dull pistol brunch

Dirte tp is moving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991863)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Orchid crawly liquid oxygen

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992116)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: charcoal garrison french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992340)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Dull pistol brunch

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991858)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: fluffy ticket booth

u cant, ur back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991903)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Comical Alpha

glad everything turned out alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991957)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: razzle business firm trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48993019)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: aphrodisiac coldplay fan hall

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991966)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: sepia hissy fit lay

the location and sharpness of pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991976)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: aphrodisiac coldplay fan hall

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991997)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Violent rigpig box office

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992203)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: sepia hissy fit lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992207)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Violet rehab brethren

Expected disco to be the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992077)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Ocher prole

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992082)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: pearly floppy school

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992139)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Orchid crawly liquid oxygen

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992105)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: galvanic ungodly site really tough guy

Expected it to be a kidney stone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992795)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: concupiscible mauve center

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992906)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Iridescent electric preventive strike old irish cottage

The HOG was on the toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48993017)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Exhilarant Space Ladyboy

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48993047)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: sepia hissy fit lay

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48994921)