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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
Poppy stirring goal in life
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
Odious vengeful mother
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
Scarlet wrinkle cuckoldry
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
Odious vengeful mother
  06/27/25
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vibrant tank windowlicker
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Deranged Indigo Brunch
  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
insane tanning salon love of her life
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Deranged Indigo Brunch
  06/27/25
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trip opaque point
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boyish hyperventilating trump supporter
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
Iridescent garrison
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
Irradiated Base Rigpig
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
impressive laughsome sweet tailpipe
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Irradiated Base Rigpig
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
godawful address juggernaut
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racy area really tough guy
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Honey-headed Big Tattoo
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cruel-hearted topaz athletic conference ticket booth
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cyan forum
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Internet-worthy plaza
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cyan forum
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Erotic Titillating Resort
  06/28/25
Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
salmon frisky milk
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
useless new version
  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
motley cowardly library
  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
glittery walnut stock car
  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
bearded office gunner
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cyan forum
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vibrant tank windowlicker
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spectacular dragon
  06/27/25
I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
boyish hyperventilating trump supporter
  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: Poppy stirring goal in life

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: Odious vengeful mother

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Scarlet wrinkle cuckoldry

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: Odious vengeful mother

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: vibrant tank windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053224)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: Deranged Indigo Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: insane tanning salon love of her life

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: Deranged Indigo Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: trip opaque point

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053355)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: boyish hyperventilating trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49057030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: Iridescent garrison

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: Irradiated Base Rigpig

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: impressive laughsome sweet tailpipe

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Irradiated Base Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: godawful address juggernaut

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: racy area really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Honey-headed Big Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: cruel-hearted topaz athletic conference ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: cyan forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Internet-worthy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: cyan forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Erotic Titillating Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: salmon frisky milk

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: useless new version

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: motley cowardly library

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: glittery walnut stock car

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: bearded office gunner

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: cyan forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: vibrant tank windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: spectacular dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: boyish hyperventilating trump supporter

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49057026)