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when i was in biglaw, i dressed like Bam Margera (zurich)

i was about 55 lbs overweight and wore rings on all my finge...
Gaped Magical Ceo Codepig
  09/02/25
JFC, how are you still employed?
henna parlor liquid oxygen
  09/02/25
i am a pretty good labor lawyer. i have almost $1 million in...
Gaped Magical Ceo Codepig
  09/02/25
nice. how is being out of biglaw helping you originate?
henna parlor liquid oxygen
  09/02/25
it hasn't helped. but what happened was i had nothing in big...
Gaped Magical Ceo Codepig
  09/02/25
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insanely creepy beady-eyed stage alpha
  09/02/25
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pungent market
  09/02/25


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Date: September 2nd, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Gaped Magical Ceo Codepig

i was about 55 lbs overweight and wore rings on all my fingers, had grills on some of my teeth, etc. bootcut jeans with rhinestones and shit on them, and lots of t shirts from that band HIM

i would always throw up the devil horns or the "shaka/surfs up" hands at other attys in the hallway. it was 180, and i listened to linkin park in my office a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769116&forum_id=2E#49231996)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: henna parlor liquid oxygen

JFC, how are you still employed?

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Date: September 2nd, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Gaped Magical Ceo Codepig

i am a pretty good labor lawyer. i have almost $1 million in originations since i joined the firm in april.

although when i was in biglaw, i had a book of $0. not sure why they put up with me dressing like a member of the Jackass cast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769116&forum_id=2E#49232032)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: henna parlor liquid oxygen

nice. how is being out of biglaw helping you originate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769116&forum_id=2E#49232038)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Gaped Magical Ceo Codepig

it hasn't helped. but what happened was i had nothing in biglaw, but stole $800k in biz. then i went back to jackson lewis, which was an awful mistake but i only stayed there about a year. i actually stole two of their little clients and went to this midlaw firm. i was the only labor lawyer there and for reasons i won't get into, i wasn't on board with some of the shit they were doing so i left for this "boutique" firm and i took all the labor stuff from there. beyond that, i have like $500k in clients i've originated from clients recommending me to other businesses.

i'm a client thief, i guess. i should do more biz dev to find clients, although stealing them seems to be going well.

if i wind up having a consistent $2m book, i will make around $900k once i make equity. not bad. not counting on that size book tho, i had some stuff that was super busy this year, so i assume it'll be quieter next year. but still on track to have a pretty consistent $1.2m or so (which is like $725k under this firm's equity formula).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769116&forum_id=2E#49232081)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: insanely creepy beady-eyed stage alpha



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: pungent market

zany post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769116&forum_id=2E#49232236)