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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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razzle-dazzle partner
  12/17/25
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Dark cerebral principal's office
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maroon bisexual potus abode
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
beady-eyed well-lubricated state place of business
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
razzle-dazzle partner
  12/17/25
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Diverse codepig
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
razzle-dazzle partner
  12/17/25
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Diverse codepig
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
razzle-dazzle partner
  12/17/25
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Diverse codepig
  12/17/25
Incredible
razzle-dazzle partner
  12/17/25
boom lives
Odious Genital Piercing Pozpig
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
razzle-dazzle partner
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
beady-eyed well-lubricated state place of business
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
Slate submissive school
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
razzle-dazzle partner
  12/17/25
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Diverse codepig
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
razzle-dazzle partner
  12/17/25
wmtp
Histrionic salmon mexican nibblets
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
razzle-dazzle partner
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
Translucent Native
  12/17/25
Strong contender
razzle-dazzle partner
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
Translucent Native
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
razzle-dazzle partner
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
Translucent Native
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
comical idea he suggested
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razzle-dazzle partner
  12/17/25
evan39
cordovan curious market karate
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
Dark cerebral principal's office
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
Contagious Massive Boltzmann Gaping
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
razzle-dazzle partner
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
Contagious Massive Boltzmann Gaping
  12/17/25
who are you
Odious Genital Piercing Pozpig
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
Contagious Massive Boltzmann Gaping
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
Odious Genital Piercing Pozpig
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
cordovan curious market karate
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
exhilarant property
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
Contagious Massive Boltzmann Gaping
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
razzle-dazzle partner
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
Contagious Massive Boltzmann Gaping
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
razzle-dazzle partner
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
Contagious Massive Boltzmann Gaping
  12/18/25
whokobe
Odious Genital Piercing Pozpig
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
razzle-dazzle partner
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
comical idea he suggested
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
razzle-dazzle partner
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
comical idea he suggested
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
hilarious yellow deer antler feces
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
Odious Genital Piercing Pozpig
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
hilarious yellow deer antler feces
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
Odious Genital Piercing Pozpig
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
hilarious yellow deer antler feces
  12/17/25
Who is IH
razzle-dazzle partner
  12/17/25
(n00b)
hilarious yellow deer antler feces
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
Crystalline Windowlicker Hairy Legs
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
razzle-dazzle partner
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
Brindle friendly grandma
  12/18/25
Stfu
razzle-dazzle partner
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
Dun bawdyhouse
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
Boyish alcoholic rigpig menage
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
Provocative Smoky Hominid Lettuce
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
razzle-dazzle partner
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
medicated buff fortuitous meteor space
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
razzle-dazzle partner
  12/18/25
Thanks.
Crystalline Windowlicker Hairy Legs
  12/18/25
Boom
Chestnut nursing home
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Glittery Purple Hospital Headpube
  12/18/25


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Dark cerebral principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: maroon bisexual potus abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed well-lubricated state place of business

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Diverse codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Diverse codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Diverse codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Odious Genital Piercing Pozpig

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: beady-eyed well-lubricated state place of business

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Slate submissive school

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Diverse codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Histrionic salmon mexican nibblets

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Translucent Native

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Translucent Native

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Translucent Native

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: comical idea he suggested

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: cordovan curious market karate

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Dark cerebral principal's office

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Contagious Massive Boltzmann Gaping

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Contagious Massive Boltzmann Gaping

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Odious Genital Piercing Pozpig

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Contagious Massive Boltzmann Gaping

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Odious Genital Piercing Pozpig

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: cordovan curious market karate

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: exhilarant property

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Contagious Massive Boltzmann Gaping

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Contagious Massive Boltzmann Gaping

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Contagious Massive Boltzmann Gaping

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Odious Genital Piercing Pozpig

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: comical idea he suggested

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: comical idea he suggested

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: hilarious yellow deer antler feces

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: Odious Genital Piercing Pozpig

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: hilarious yellow deer antler feces

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Odious Genital Piercing Pozpig

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: hilarious yellow deer antler feces

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: hilarious yellow deer antler feces

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Crystalline Windowlicker Hairy Legs

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Brindle friendly grandma

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: Dun bawdyhouse

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Boyish alcoholic rigpig menage

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: Provocative Smoky Hominid Lettuce

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: medicated buff fortuitous meteor space

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Crystalline Windowlicker Hairy Legs

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49519537)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Chestnut nursing home

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Glittery Purple Hospital Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2E#49519546)