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you and your HS GF lying in bed listening to Sigur Ros and talking about prom

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state fl...
Cerebral faggot firefighter useless brakes
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Sugar Ray*
lascivious double fault
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you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living i...
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On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook. &quo...
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She never responds
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this is an eerily accurate description of my life
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Why does it hurt so bad man
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such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions s...
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sable very tactful center goyim
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You can still maek it
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"I'm good. How are you?" "Oh, you know, ju...
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Promising
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Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school
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CR joke is on this fgt
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You didn't get all of it in the toilet.
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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: Cerebral faggot firefighter useless brakes

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state flagship where you could have stayed with her for Dartmouth because you needed the "intellectual stimulation") and you Facebook her now, 10 years later, and she's working as a dental assistant and married to a 6'3" accountant who was the star receiver on your HS football team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#28261846)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: lascivious double fault

Sugar Ray*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#30617102)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: Cerebral faggot firefighter useless brakes

you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living in a studio apartment in East St. Louis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#28261856)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: Cerebral faggot firefighter useless brakes

On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook.

"Hey, how are things? It's been a while."

You clothe yourself, finish the last of your PBR can, and start to compose a reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#28262735)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: slimy talented meetinghouse

She never responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#30617059)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: coiffed tanning salon becky

, to the 1-paragraph email you spent 55 minutes perfectly crafting and have re-read 10 times since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#30723583)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Sapphire Round Eye Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#30725856)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Sapphire Round Eye Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#30725855)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: lake institution dopamine



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Passionate milky parlor fat ankles

Fuck off dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#28262750)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: sinister feces brunch

this is an eerily accurate description of my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#28262765)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:07 PM
Author: Passionate milky parlor fat ankles

Why does it hurt so bad man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#28262795)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: sinister feces brunch

such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions stick with you forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#28262813)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Cerebral faggot firefighter useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#28262831)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Duck-like theater laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#30617063)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Startling roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#30617068)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: Dun mental disorder indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#30617074)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: sable very tactful center goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#30723543)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: Beta philosopher-king partner

You can still maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#30725802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Cerebral faggot firefighter useless brakes

"I'm good. How are you?"

"Oh, you know, just spending a lot of time with Jeremy and the girlfriends. I hear you're a lawyer now?"

"Yeah, you could say that."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#28262802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: flirting contagious church building

Promising

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#28262807)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: free-loading glittery hell telephone

Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#28262858)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: sable very tactful center goyim

CR joke is on this fgt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#28262873)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: free-loading glittery hell telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#28262900)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Filthy brass base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#28268449)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Emerald jet-lagged cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#28269083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: Dun mental disorder indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#30617076)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: Cerebral faggot firefighter useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#28376390)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: sable very tactful center goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#30723532)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 8:24 AM
Author: Unholy Pale Parlour Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#30725621)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: Beta philosopher-king partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#30725801)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:26 AM
Author: Buck-toothed brindle national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#30725819)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Sapphire Round Eye Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#30725857)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: arousing flesh stage internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#28262897)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: salmon house love of her life

twist: she forgot your name during countless cock seshs with black athletes at college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#28262915)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Cerebral faggot firefighter useless brakes

She doesn't reply. After ten minutes her "online" indicator switches to "offline."

Against your better judgment, you navigate to her profile and look at her photos.

You sweat and a rash appears on your neck, highlighting the morning's razor burn. Click right arrow. Click right arrow. Click right arrow.

The Chinese takeout you ate for lunch wells up inside you and forces its way out through your mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#28265159)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Sapphire Round Eye Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#30725859)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: Cerebral faggot firefighter useless brakes

You didn't get all of it in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#28265253)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Cerebral faggot firefighter useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#28268436)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Filthy brass base

i love sigur ros but have never met a chick who gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#28268446)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Scarlet Hospital Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#30617109)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Duck-like theater laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#30617052)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Scarlet Hospital Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#30617079)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: Geriatric son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#30723066)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: Histrionic personal credit line lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#30725798)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:30 AM
Author: yellow hall twinkling uncleanness



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Date: November 14th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: Cerebral faggot firefighter useless brakes



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Date: June 27th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: excitant gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#44755294)



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Date: July 22nd, 2023 7:20 PM
Author: Scarlet Hospital Kitty



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: :; (✅🍑)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Talk to your kids about time dilation. (🧐)

if u were listening to sigur ros with girls in hs u gay sorry dawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2E#49245727)