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"This your captain La'niqua up here in da flight deck..."

*you look up from your Kindle*
hilarious hyperactive church hominid
  12/13/15
Is this a quote from Soul Plane?
histrionic fear-inspiring step-uncle's house jap
  03/07/18
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Glittery very tactful pistol garrison
  12/13/15
*Dis
Excitant flushed range
  12/13/15
"We'll be having an unexpected layover in Kentucky.&quo...
slimy stirring alpha
  12/13/15
*sound of lip-smacking over PA system fills cabin*
Exhilarant high-end home
  12/13/15
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slimy stirring alpha
  12/13/15
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Avocado boyish ladyboy
  08/22/17
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Charcoal Voyeur Chapel
  03/07/18
MMMMMHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM!
confused school fat ankles
  07/11/18
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maize church building
  01/24/17
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Heady Pearly Area Faggotry
  03/13/17
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brass new version boistinker
  08/22/17
To be fair, "...and ya'll niggas don't even be TRYNA...
sinister dilemma
  12/13/15
(guy who thinks that a WOC Pilot is also required to serve t...
chartreuse domesticated lay
  12/13/15
To be fair, (Unscholarly rapscallion who hasn't even seen...
sinister dilemma
  12/13/15
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seedy corner
  12/13/15
lmfao
Excitant flushed range
  03/07/18
and dis is your co-pilot Demarius giving a shout out to yall...
chartreuse domesticated lay
  12/13/15
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Floppy Bisexual House Dysfunction
  03/07/18
*in-flight drink menu offers sizzurp and purp drank*
Exhilarant high-end home
  12/13/15
most of the times i've done lean it was on a plane
Azure mentally impaired hissy fit
  01/24/17
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Titillating resort
  12/13/15
RIP Trayvon!!
nighttime abusive crackhouse persian
  12/13/15
"OK if that otha plane keep inchin over Ima rip her fuc...
Exhilarant high-end home
  12/13/15
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Floppy Bisexual House Dysfunction
  08/22/17
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pearl gunner
  12/14/17
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mind-boggling ultramarine stain
  07/11/18
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Racy Pontificating Set
  07/11/18
"Ladies and gentlemen, we was just informed that we app...
hilarious hyperactive church hominid
  12/13/15
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pearl gunner
  12/14/17
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hilarious hyperactive church hominid
  10/10/16
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hilarious hyperactive church hominid
  01/24/17
*Everyone* is a white male supremacist at 35,000 feet
180 office
  01/24/17
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confused school fat ankles
  07/11/18
Great thread. Was underappreciated.
diverse sexy meetinghouse
  01/24/17
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hilarious hyperactive church hominid
  03/13/17
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Chestnut Dashing Plaza
  03/13/17
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pearl gunner
  12/14/17
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cracking dead base
  03/07/18
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hilarious hyperactive church hominid
  08/22/17
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razzle dragon main people
  08/22/17
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hilarious hyperactive church hominid
  12/14/17
I would pull the emergency exit lever and jump onto the slid...
useless theater
  12/14/17
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hilarious hyperactive church hominid
  03/07/18
"we up hea, I'm with ya girl Quantavia, my co-pilot, my...
histrionic fear-inspiring step-uncle's house jap
  03/07/18
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hilarious hyperactive church hominid
  03/07/18
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hilarious hyperactive church hominid
  07/11/18
"And we get der when we get der. Dis plane be runnin on...
confused school fat ankles
  07/11/18
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hilarious hyperactive church hominid
  10/11/19
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400 lb black woman in wheelchair pre-boarding
  05/25/25
let's keep the racism and bad faith to a minimum, mkay?
UN peacekeeper
  05/25/25


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Date: December 13th, 2015 3:11 AM
Author: hilarious hyperactive church hominid

*you look up from your Kindle*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#29368634)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: histrionic fear-inspiring step-uncle's house jap

Is this a quote from Soul Plane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#35557254)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 3:14 AM
Author: Glittery very tactful pistol garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#29368637)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:02 AM
Author: Excitant flushed range

*Dis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#29369285)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: slimy stirring alpha

"We'll be having an unexpected layover in Kentucky."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#29369295)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: Exhilarant high-end home

*sound of lip-smacking over PA system fills cabin*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#29369310)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:22 AM
Author: slimy stirring alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#29369345)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 3:27 AM
Author: Avocado boyish ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#34043276)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Charcoal Voyeur Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#35557265)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: confused school fat ankles

MMMMMHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#36409270)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: maize church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#32452438)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 9:37 PM
Author: Heady Pearly Area Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#32823374)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 3:27 AM
Author: brass new version boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#34043275)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:08 AM
Author: sinister dilemma

To be fair,

"...and ya'll niggas don't even be TRYNA push tha fuckin service buttons after I turn cabin lights out, I swear to GAWWWWD *lip smack*..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#29369305)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: chartreuse domesticated lay

(guy who thinks that a WOC Pilot is also required to serve the cabin when the plane is in auto-pilot mode)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#29369322)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: sinister dilemma

To be fair,

(Unscholarly rapscallion who hasn't even seen "Soul Plane")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#29369332)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: seedy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#29370379)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: Excitant flushed range

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#35557233)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: chartreuse domesticated lay

and dis is your co-pilot Demarius giving a shout out to yall from da deck. weather looks fine just like some of da hunnies who will be serving you once we get up to DAT height man. and to that fine blonde bitch in 4C i wanna holla at u for a min u know whatchiamsayin? i mean just wanna split dat booty, tax dat ass u know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#29369334)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:53 PM
Author: Floppy Bisexual House Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#35557230)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Exhilarant high-end home

*in-flight drink menu offers sizzurp and purp drank*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#29369498)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Azure mentally impaired hissy fit

most of the times i've done lean it was on a plane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#32452288)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:00 AM
Author: Titillating resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#29369510)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: nighttime abusive crackhouse persian

RIP Trayvon!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#29370505)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: Exhilarant high-end home

"OK if that otha plane keep inchin over Ima rip her fuckin weave out... YO roll yo window down!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#29370513)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 8:32 AM
Author: Floppy Bisexual House Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#34043680)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: pearl gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#34922786)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling ultramarine stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#36408845)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Racy Pontificating Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#36409229)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: hilarious hyperactive church hominid

"Ladies and gentlemen, we was just informed that we approachin a pretty bad storm system up ahead. Air control kept saying something about Air France flight. But this plane ain't no Air France flight. Anyway, sit back and chill while I run us through this bad weather. And as always, we know you have options when selecting carriers, and on behalf of everyone in your on-board team I'd like to thank you for flying with us today."

*your hands begin to sweat*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#29370620)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: pearl gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#34922790)



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Date: October 10th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: hilarious hyperactive church hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#31612470)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 9:41 PM
Author: hilarious hyperactive church hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#32452195)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: 180 office

*Everyone* is a white male supremacist at 35,000 feet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#32452297)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: confused school fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#36409183)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: diverse sexy meetinghouse

Great thread. Was underappreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#32452302)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 9:32 PM
Author: hilarious hyperactive church hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#32823335)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 9:35 PM
Author: Chestnut Dashing Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#32823354)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: pearl gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#34922793)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: cracking dead base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#35557273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: hilarious hyperactive church hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#34042866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: razzle dragon main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#34042868)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:32 PM
Author: hilarious hyperactive church hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#34922767)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: useless theater

I would pull the emergency exit lever and jump onto the slide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#34922779)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: hilarious hyperactive church hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#35557205)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: histrionic fear-inspiring step-uncle's house jap

"we up hea, I'm with ya girl Quantavia, my co-pilot, my OG, we lit as fuck, it's on fleek, put cho hands up first class, put cho hands up coach. we luh you coach. dis my first flight, les get it on and poppin. imma turn on dat belt buckle sign yall sit back relax and lets get retarded"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#35557243)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: hilarious hyperactive church hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#35557260)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: hilarious hyperactive church hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#36408821)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: confused school fat ankles

"And we get der when we get der. Dis plane be runnin on CPT!

So sit yo ass down, get your drank on and your snack on while we'z floss and fly dis mofo all up in this beeeeatch"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#36409205)



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Date: October 11th, 2019 8:09 PM
Author: hilarious hyperactive church hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#38964762)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:03 AM
Author: 400 lb black woman in wheelchair pre-boarding (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#48960064)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:06 AM
Author: UN peacekeeper

let's keep the racism and bad faith to a minimum, mkay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#48960068)