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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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impertinent buck-toothed lettuce
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
glittery persian mad cow disease
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
180 field
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
blue cowardly quadroon scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
contagious chrome water buffalo
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Slap-happy blathering toaster base
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
pink nursing home dragon
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
domesticated corner
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
confused fighting hospital
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
impertinent buck-toothed lettuce
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
fragrant university hissy fit
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
thriller mexican station
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
unhinged theater stage friendly grandma
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
impertinent buck-toothed lettuce
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Mint dopamine
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Crusty racy space chad
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Lilac Costumed Brethren
  06/30/25
cr
impertinent buck-toothed lettuce
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
fragrant university hissy fit
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
carnelian fear-inspiring nowag selfie
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Mint dopamine
  06/30/25
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Dashing Boiling Water
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
unhinged theater stage friendly grandma
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Lilac Costumed Brethren
  06/30/25
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cyan vivacious associate home
  07/01/25
*bussy
Titillating Gay Church Building Cuck
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
pink nursing home dragon
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
cordovan thirsty puppy knife
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Avocado concupiscible trump supporter fat ankles
  06/30/25
fuck
unhinged theater stage friendly grandma
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
cordovan thirsty puppy knife
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
glittery persian mad cow disease
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
unhinged theater stage friendly grandma
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
carnelian fear-inspiring nowag selfie
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
impertinent buck-toothed lettuce
  06/30/25
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bright frisky wrinkle
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Heady azure preventive strike
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
talking soul-stirring rehab stain
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
self-absorbed saffron factory reset button set
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
impertinent buck-toothed lettuce
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
talking soul-stirring rehab stain
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Dashing Boiling Water
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
talking soul-stirring rehab stain
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
motley range
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
impertinent buck-toothed lettuce
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Appetizing Navy Locale
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
federal fiercely-loyal rigpig forum
  06/30/25
tcr
Dashing Boiling Water
  07/01/25
just jump
misunderstood roommate
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
impertinent buck-toothed lettuce
  06/30/25
...
provocative sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
poppy private investor temple
  06/30/25
wow
impertinent buck-toothed lettuce
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
underhanded canary ape
  06/30/25
JFC man
impertinent buck-toothed lettuce
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
confused fighting hospital
  06/30/25
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misunderstood roommate
  06/30/25
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unhinged theater stage friendly grandma
  06/30/25
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Mint dopamine
  06/30/25
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swashbuckling cobalt hell alpha
  06/30/25
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galvanic ruddy ceo
  06/30/25
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Appetizing Navy Locale
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
federal fiercely-loyal rigpig forum
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Heady azure preventive strike
  06/30/25
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carmine crawly party of the first part deer antler
  07/01/25
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cyan vivacious associate home
  07/01/25
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Trip stead
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Mauve Hairless Area Roast Beef
  07/01/25
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Multi-colored indigo partner
  07/01/25
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blue cowardly quadroon scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Slap-happy blathering toaster base
  06/30/25
bro
impertinent buck-toothed lettuce
  06/30/25
...
federal fiercely-loyal rigpig forum
  06/30/25
lol
Dashing Boiling Water
  07/01/25
...
demanding masturbator
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
adventurous halford mother
  06/30/25
jfc
impertinent buck-toothed lettuce
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
fragrant university hissy fit
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
swashbuckling cobalt hell alpha
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
galvanic ruddy ceo
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Dashing Boiling Water
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
adventurous halford mother
  07/01/25
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self-absorbed saffron factory reset button set
  07/01/25
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galvanic ruddy ceo
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Multi-colored indigo partner
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
maroon cuckoldry
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
carnelian fear-inspiring nowag selfie
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
impertinent buck-toothed lettuce
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
unhinged theater stage friendly grandma
  06/30/25
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impertinent buck-toothed lettuce
  07/01/25
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Curious ebony digit ratio gas station
  07/01/25
lol
Dashing Boiling Water
  07/01/25
...
misunderstood roommate
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Elite spot macaca
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
irate hairy legs house
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Excitant geriatric national psychic
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Wild sanctuary
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
sable market hunting ground
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Curious ebony digit ratio gas station
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Histrionic up-to-no-good public bath regret
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
impertinent buck-toothed lettuce
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Dashing Boiling Water
  07/01/25
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impertinent buck-toothed lettuce
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
cyan vivacious associate home
  07/01/25
😟
Spectacular mustard abode kitty
  07/01/25
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garnet travel guidebook
  07/01/25
holy shit
impertinent buck-toothed lettuce
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Curious ebony digit ratio gas station
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
sinister orchestra pit
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Multi-colored indigo partner
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
pink nursing home dragon
  07/01/25
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impertinent buck-toothed lettuce
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Multi-colored indigo partner
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Multi-colored indigo partner
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
poppy private investor temple
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
pink nursing home dragon
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
impertinent buck-toothed lettuce
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
umber kitty cat point
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
cyan vivacious associate home
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Aromatic chestnut site
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
impertinent buck-toothed lettuce
  07/06/25
...
poppy private investor temple
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
stirring zombie-like step-uncle's house milk
  07/06/25
...
galvanic ruddy ceo
  07/06/25
lol
Dashing Boiling Water
  07/07/25
wow
impertinent buck-toothed lettuce
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: impertinent buck-toothed lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: glittery persian mad cow disease

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: 180 field

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: blue cowardly quadroon scourge upon the earth

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: contagious chrome water buffalo

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Slap-happy blathering toaster base

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: pink nursing home dragon

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: domesticated corner

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: confused fighting hospital

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: impertinent buck-toothed lettuce

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: fragrant university hissy fit

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: thriller mexican station

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: unhinged theater stage friendly grandma

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: impertinent buck-toothed lettuce

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Mint dopamine

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Crusty racy space chad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Lilac Costumed Brethren

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: impertinent buck-toothed lettuce

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: fragrant university hissy fit

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: carnelian fear-inspiring nowag selfie

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Mint dopamine

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Dashing Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: unhinged theater stage friendly grandma

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Lilac Costumed Brethren

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: cyan vivacious associate home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Titillating Gay Church Building Cuck

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: pink nursing home dragon

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: cordovan thirsty puppy knife

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Avocado concupiscible trump supporter fat ankles

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: unhinged theater stage friendly grandma

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: cordovan thirsty puppy knife

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: glittery persian mad cow disease

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: unhinged theater stage friendly grandma

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: carnelian fear-inspiring nowag selfie

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: impertinent buck-toothed lettuce

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: bright frisky wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Heady azure preventive strike

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: talking soul-stirring rehab stain

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: self-absorbed saffron factory reset button set

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: impertinent buck-toothed lettuce

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: talking soul-stirring rehab stain

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Dashing Boiling Water

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: talking soul-stirring rehab stain

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: motley range

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: impertinent buck-toothed lettuce

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Appetizing Navy Locale

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: federal fiercely-loyal rigpig forum

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Dashing Boiling Water

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: misunderstood roommate

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: impertinent buck-toothed lettuce

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: provocative sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: poppy private investor temple

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: impertinent buck-toothed lettuce

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: underhanded canary ape

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: impertinent buck-toothed lettuce

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: confused fighting hospital

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: misunderstood roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: unhinged theater stage friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Mint dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: swashbuckling cobalt hell alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: galvanic ruddy ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Appetizing Navy Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: federal fiercely-loyal rigpig forum

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Heady azure preventive strike

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: carmine crawly party of the first part deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: cyan vivacious associate home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Trip stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Mauve Hairless Area Roast Beef

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Multi-colored indigo partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: blue cowardly quadroon scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Slap-happy blathering toaster base

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: impertinent buck-toothed lettuce

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: federal fiercely-loyal rigpig forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Dashing Boiling Water

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: demanding masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: adventurous halford mother

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: impertinent buck-toothed lettuce

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: fragrant university hissy fit

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: swashbuckling cobalt hell alpha

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: galvanic ruddy ceo

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Dashing Boiling Water

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: adventurous halford mother

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: self-absorbed saffron factory reset button set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: galvanic ruddy ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored indigo partner

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: maroon cuckoldry

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: carnelian fear-inspiring nowag selfie

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: impertinent buck-toothed lettuce

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: unhinged theater stage friendly grandma

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: impertinent buck-toothed lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Curious ebony digit ratio gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Dashing Boiling Water

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: misunderstood roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Elite spot macaca

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: irate hairy legs house

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Excitant geriatric national psychic

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Wild sanctuary

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: sable market hunting ground

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Curious ebony digit ratio gas station

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Histrionic up-to-no-good public bath regret

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: impertinent buck-toothed lettuce

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Dashing Boiling Water

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: impertinent buck-toothed lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: cyan vivacious associate home

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Spectacular mustard abode kitty

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: garnet travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: impertinent buck-toothed lettuce

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Curious ebony digit ratio gas station

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: sinister orchestra pit

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Multi-colored indigo partner

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: pink nursing home dragon

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: impertinent buck-toothed lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Multi-colored indigo partner

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Multi-colored indigo partner

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: poppy private investor temple

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: pink nursing home dragon

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: impertinent buck-toothed lettuce

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: umber kitty cat point

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: cyan vivacious associate home

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Aromatic chestnut site

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: impertinent buck-toothed lettuce

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: poppy private investor temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: stirring zombie-like step-uncle's house milk

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: galvanic ruddy ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Dashing Boiling Water

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: impertinent buck-toothed lettuce

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49078889)