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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
180 space famous landscape painting
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
house-broken jewess preventive strike
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
180 space famous landscape painting
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
house-broken jewess preventive strike
  10/17/25
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supple round eye
  10/17/25
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Haunting Trailer Park Fortuitous Meteor
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
sable bossy knife
  10/17/25
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180 space famous landscape painting
  10/17/25
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Flickering Roast Beef Principal's Office
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
crystalline community account office
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
sable bossy knife
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
sable bossy knife
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
180 space famous landscape painting
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
talking masturbator
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
nofapping abode
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
Hot ape stage
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
180 space famous landscape painting
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
Hot ape stage
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
marvelous swollen hall
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
Hot ape stage
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
180 space famous landscape painting
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
Ultramarine glittery chad
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
sienna irradiated den dopamine
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
180 space famous landscape painting
  10/17/25
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drab theater stage
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
marvelous swollen hall
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
supple round eye
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
Razzmatazz codepig organic girlfriend
  10/17/25
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180 space famous landscape painting
  10/17/25
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drab theater stage
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
supple round eye
  10/17/25
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Flickering Roast Beef Principal's Office
  10/17/25
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overrated lemon plaza blood rage
  10/18/25
lol
plum corn cake field
  10/18/25
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Harsh bawdyhouse
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
wine deep sweet tailpipe rehab
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
180 space famous landscape painting
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
wine deep sweet tailpipe rehab
  10/17/25
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180 space famous landscape painting
  10/17/25
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Haunting Trailer Park Fortuitous Meteor
  10/18/25
:(
Dull flatulent boistinker pervert
  10/17/25
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swashbuckling maize idea he suggested boltzmann
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
Laughsome vermilion filthpig
  10/18/25
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beta pink locus voyeur
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
crystalline community account office
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Appetizing personal credit line rigpig
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
canary piazza double fault
  10/18/25
...
swashbuckling maize idea he suggested boltzmann
  10/18/25
...
sable bossy knife
  10/18/25
no homo at all
180 space famous landscape painting
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Appetizing personal credit line rigpig
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
sable bossy knife
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
Sooty well-lubricated shitlib
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Cowardly contagious box office gunner
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
Copper stimulating fat ankles kitty
  10/18/25
...
talking masturbator
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
wine deep sweet tailpipe rehab
  10/18/25
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180 space famous landscape painting
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: 180 space famous landscape painting

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: house-broken jewess preventive strike

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: 180 space famous landscape painting

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: house-broken jewess preventive strike

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: supple round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Haunting Trailer Park Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: sable bossy knife

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: 180 space famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Flickering Roast Beef Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: crystalline community account office

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: sable bossy knife

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: sable bossy knife

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: 180 space famous landscape painting

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: talking masturbator

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: nofapping abode

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Hot ape stage

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: 180 space famous landscape painting

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Hot ape stage

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: marvelous swollen hall

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Hot ape stage

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: 180 space famous landscape painting

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Ultramarine glittery chad

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: sienna irradiated den dopamine

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: 180 space famous landscape painting

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: drab theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: marvelous swollen hall

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: supple round eye

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz codepig organic girlfriend

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: 180 space famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: drab theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: supple round eye

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Flickering Roast Beef Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: overrated lemon plaza blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: plum corn cake field

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Harsh bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: wine deep sweet tailpipe rehab

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: 180 space famous landscape painting

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: wine deep sweet tailpipe rehab

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: 180 space famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Haunting Trailer Park Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Dull flatulent boistinker pervert

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: swashbuckling maize idea he suggested boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Laughsome vermilion filthpig

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: beta pink locus voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: crystalline community account office

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Appetizing personal credit line rigpig

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: canary piazza double fault

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling maize idea he suggested boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: sable bossy knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: 180 space famous landscape painting

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Appetizing personal credit line rigpig

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: sable bossy knife

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Sooty well-lubricated shitlib

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Cowardly contagious box office gunner

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Copper stimulating fat ankles kitty

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: talking masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: wine deep sweet tailpipe rehab

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: 180 space famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49359746)