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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Filthy Greedy Whorehouse Mother
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Bateful wine box office lettuce
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
irradiated coiffed forum
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Histrionic maniacal piazza
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
lilac juggernaut gunner
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Filthy Greedy Whorehouse Mother
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
lilac juggernaut gunner
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Histrionic maniacal piazza
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
lilac juggernaut gunner
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Histrionic maniacal piazza
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
lilac juggernaut gunner
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Histrionic maniacal piazza
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
lilac juggernaut gunner
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Filthy Greedy Whorehouse Mother
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
lilac juggernaut gunner
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Histrionic maniacal piazza
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
lilac juggernaut gunner
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Drunken Contagious Pervert Haunted Graveyard
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
lilac juggernaut gunner
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Drunken Contagious Pervert Haunted Graveyard
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
lilac juggernaut gunner
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Demanding lodge
  04/08/25
that's rude
lilac juggernaut gunner
  04/08/25
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Filthy Greedy Whorehouse Mother
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
dark vibrant telephone station
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Histrionic maniacal piazza
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Stirring orchid locus
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
lilac juggernaut gunner
  04/08/25
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Filthy Greedy Whorehouse Mother
  04/08/25
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lilac juggernaut gunner
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Filthy Greedy Whorehouse Mother
  04/09/25
...
Filthy Greedy Whorehouse Mother
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Odious Point
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
dashing boltzmann
  04/09/25
Ty
lilac juggernaut gunner
  04/09/25
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effete resort prole
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Glittery big-titted ticket booth pozpig
  04/09/25
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lilac juggernaut gunner
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Citrine candlestick maker
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
lilac juggernaut gunner
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
lilac juggernaut gunner
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
cracking step-uncle's house antidepressant drug
  05/02/25
...
lilac juggernaut gunner
  05/12/25
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lilac juggernaut gunner
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
lilac juggernaut gunner
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
dashing boltzmann
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
lilac juggernaut gunner
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Drunken Contagious Pervert Haunted Graveyard
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
lilac juggernaut gunner
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Drunken Contagious Pervert Haunted Graveyard
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Lascivious School Cafeteria Preventive Strike
  06/03/25
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chandler (retired)
  06/26/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Filthy Greedy Whorehouse Mother

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Bateful wine box office lettuce

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: irradiated coiffed forum

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Histrionic maniacal piazza

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: lilac juggernaut gunner

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Filthy Greedy Whorehouse Mother

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: lilac juggernaut gunner

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Histrionic maniacal piazza

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: lilac juggernaut gunner

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Histrionic maniacal piazza

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: lilac juggernaut gunner

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Histrionic maniacal piazza

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: lilac juggernaut gunner

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Filthy Greedy Whorehouse Mother

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: lilac juggernaut gunner

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Histrionic maniacal piazza

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: lilac juggernaut gunner

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Drunken Contagious Pervert Haunted Graveyard

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: lilac juggernaut gunner

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Drunken Contagious Pervert Haunted Graveyard

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: lilac juggernaut gunner

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Demanding lodge

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: lilac juggernaut gunner

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Filthy Greedy Whorehouse Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: dark vibrant telephone station

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Histrionic maniacal piazza

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Stirring orchid locus

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: lilac juggernaut gunner

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Filthy Greedy Whorehouse Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: lilac juggernaut gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Filthy Greedy Whorehouse Mother

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Filthy Greedy Whorehouse Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Odious Point

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: dashing boltzmann

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: lilac juggernaut gunner

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: effete resort prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Glittery big-titted ticket booth pozpig

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: lilac juggernaut gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Citrine candlestick maker

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: lilac juggernaut gunner

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: lilac juggernaut gunner

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: cracking step-uncle's house antidepressant drug

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: lilac juggernaut gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: lilac juggernaut gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: lilac juggernaut gunner

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: dashing boltzmann

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: lilac juggernaut gunner

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Drunken Contagious Pervert Haunted Graveyard

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: lilac juggernaut gunner

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Drunken Contagious Pervert Haunted Graveyard

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Lascivious School Cafeteria Preventive Strike

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#49051261)