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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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fear-inspiring home
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
demanding geriatric faggot firefighter office
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
misanthropic jade roast beef black woman
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Lemon high-end toilet seat indian lodge
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
diverse sooty foreskin masturbator
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Mint Aromatic Field Psychic
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
painfully honest gold boltzmann
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Angry Bull Headed Organic Girlfriend
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Histrionic snowy pit circlehead
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
fear-inspiring home
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
concupiscible reading party abode
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
supple gaped halford new version
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Talented idea he suggested private investor
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
fear-inspiring home
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Passionate market toaster
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Lilac rehab
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Hilarious ruby theater preventive strike
  06/30/25
cr
fear-inspiring home
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
concupiscible reading party abode
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Dull Becky Locale
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Passionate market toaster
  06/30/25
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up-to-no-good white gay wizard
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Talented idea he suggested private investor
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Hilarious ruby theater preventive strike
  06/30/25
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Glittery Box Office
  07/01/25
*bussy
stimulating sapphire turdskin corn cake
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
painfully honest gold boltzmann
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
ivory corner
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Hairraiser Hideous Pistol Base
  06/30/25
fuck
Talented idea he suggested private investor
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
ivory corner
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
demanding geriatric faggot firefighter office
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Talented idea he suggested private investor
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Dull Becky Locale
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
fear-inspiring home
  06/30/25
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free-loading rigpig
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Vengeful shrine
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Fragrant deep main people
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
maniacal mental disorder
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
fear-inspiring home
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Fragrant deep main people
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
up-to-no-good white gay wizard
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Fragrant deep main people
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Arousing boiling water
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
fear-inspiring home
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
motley liquid oxygen plaza
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
cobalt trip legal warrant parlor
  06/30/25
tcr
up-to-no-good white gay wizard
  07/01/25
just jump
aphrodisiac hominid
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
fear-inspiring home
  06/30/25
...
exhilarant beta stage keepsake machete
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
swashbuckling insanely creepy heaven windowlicker
  06/30/25
wow
fear-inspiring home
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
odious crusty range
  06/30/25
JFC man
fear-inspiring home
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Histrionic snowy pit circlehead
  06/30/25
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aphrodisiac hominid
  06/30/25
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Talented idea he suggested private investor
  06/30/25
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Passionate market toaster
  06/30/25
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Scarlet International Law Enforcement Agency Point
  06/30/25
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Pea-brained Elite Meetinghouse
  06/30/25
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motley liquid oxygen plaza
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
cobalt trip legal warrant parlor
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Vengeful shrine
  06/30/25
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at-the-ready startled party of the first part
  07/01/25
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Glittery Box Office
  07/01/25
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wonderful emerald feces lay
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
big swollen parlour
  07/01/25
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Saffron big-titted institution internal respiration
  07/01/25
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Lemon high-end toilet seat indian lodge
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Mint Aromatic Field Psychic
  06/30/25
bro
fear-inspiring home
  06/30/25
...
cobalt trip legal warrant parlor
  06/30/25
lol
up-to-no-good white gay wizard
  07/01/25
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Offensive disrespectful yarmulke
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
anal pozpig
  06/30/25
jfc
fear-inspiring home
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
concupiscible reading party abode
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Scarlet International Law Enforcement Agency Point
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Pea-brained Elite Meetinghouse
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
up-to-no-good white gay wizard
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
anal pozpig
  07/01/25
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maniacal mental disorder
  07/01/25
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Pea-brained Elite Meetinghouse
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Saffron big-titted institution internal respiration
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Wine dashing sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Dull Becky Locale
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
fear-inspiring home
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Talented idea he suggested private investor
  06/30/25
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fear-inspiring home
  07/01/25
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Narrow-minded disgusting elastic band spot
  07/01/25
lol
up-to-no-good white gay wizard
  07/01/25
...
aphrodisiac hominid
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Brilliant multi-colored area headpube
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
hateful theatre factory reset button
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
bearded striped hyena
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Spectacular Round Eye Hospital
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
180 Pale Puppy School
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Narrow-minded disgusting elastic band spot
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Stirring khaki giraffe associate
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
fear-inspiring home
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
up-to-no-good white gay wizard
  07/01/25
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fear-inspiring home
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Glittery Box Office
  07/01/25
😟
tripping pink blood rage skinny woman
  07/01/25
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Adventurous Walnut Sanctuary Codepig
  07/01/25
holy shit
fear-inspiring home
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Narrow-minded disgusting elastic band spot
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Dark casino
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Saffron big-titted institution internal respiration
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
painfully honest gold boltzmann
  07/01/25
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fear-inspiring home
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Saffron big-titted institution internal respiration
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Saffron big-titted institution internal respiration
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
swashbuckling insanely creepy heaven windowlicker
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
painfully honest gold boltzmann
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
fear-inspiring home
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
embarrassed to the bone jet native friendly grandma
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Glittery Box Office
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
ebony regret
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
fear-inspiring home
  07/06/25
...
swashbuckling insanely creepy heaven windowlicker
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Razzmatazz Hairy Legs Coffee Pot
  07/06/25
...
Pea-brained Elite Meetinghouse
  07/06/25
lol
up-to-no-good white gay wizard
  07/07/25
wow
fear-inspiring home
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: fear-inspiring home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: demanding geriatric faggot firefighter office

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: misanthropic jade roast beef black woman

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Lemon high-end toilet seat indian lodge

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: diverse sooty foreskin masturbator

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Mint Aromatic Field Psychic

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: painfully honest gold boltzmann

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Angry Bull Headed Organic Girlfriend

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Histrionic snowy pit circlehead

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: fear-inspiring home

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: concupiscible reading party abode

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: supple gaped halford new version

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Talented idea he suggested private investor

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: fear-inspiring home

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Passionate market toaster

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Lilac rehab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Hilarious ruby theater preventive strike

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: fear-inspiring home

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: concupiscible reading party abode

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Dull Becky Locale

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Passionate market toaster

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: up-to-no-good white gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Talented idea he suggested private investor

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Hilarious ruby theater preventive strike

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Glittery Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: stimulating sapphire turdskin corn cake

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: painfully honest gold boltzmann

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: ivory corner

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Hairraiser Hideous Pistol Base

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Talented idea he suggested private investor

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: ivory corner

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: demanding geriatric faggot firefighter office

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Talented idea he suggested private investor

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Dull Becky Locale

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: fear-inspiring home

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: free-loading rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Vengeful shrine

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Fragrant deep main people

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: maniacal mental disorder

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: fear-inspiring home

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Fragrant deep main people

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: up-to-no-good white gay wizard

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Fragrant deep main people

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Arousing boiling water

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: fear-inspiring home

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: motley liquid oxygen plaza

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: cobalt trip legal warrant parlor

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: up-to-no-good white gay wizard

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hominid

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: fear-inspiring home

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: exhilarant beta stage keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: swashbuckling insanely creepy heaven windowlicker

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: fear-inspiring home

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: odious crusty range

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: fear-inspiring home

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Histrionic snowy pit circlehead

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Talented idea he suggested private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Passionate market toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Scarlet International Law Enforcement Agency Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Pea-brained Elite Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: motley liquid oxygen plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: cobalt trip legal warrant parlor

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Vengeful shrine

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: at-the-ready startled party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Glittery Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: wonderful emerald feces lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: big swollen parlour

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Saffron big-titted institution internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Lemon high-end toilet seat indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Mint Aromatic Field Psychic

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: fear-inspiring home

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: cobalt trip legal warrant parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: up-to-no-good white gay wizard

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Offensive disrespectful yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: anal pozpig

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: fear-inspiring home

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: concupiscible reading party abode

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Scarlet International Law Enforcement Agency Point

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Pea-brained Elite Meetinghouse

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: up-to-no-good white gay wizard

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: anal pozpig

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: maniacal mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Pea-brained Elite Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Saffron big-titted institution internal respiration

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Wine dashing sneaky criminal

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Dull Becky Locale

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: fear-inspiring home

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Talented idea he suggested private investor

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: fear-inspiring home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Narrow-minded disgusting elastic band spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: up-to-no-good white gay wizard

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Brilliant multi-colored area headpube

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: hateful theatre factory reset button

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: bearded striped hyena

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Spectacular Round Eye Hospital

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: 180 Pale Puppy School

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Narrow-minded disgusting elastic band spot

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Stirring khaki giraffe associate

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: fear-inspiring home

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: up-to-no-good white gay wizard

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: fear-inspiring home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Glittery Box Office

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: tripping pink blood rage skinny woman

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Adventurous Walnut Sanctuary Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: fear-inspiring home

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Narrow-minded disgusting elastic band spot

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Dark casino

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Saffron big-titted institution internal respiration

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: painfully honest gold boltzmann

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: fear-inspiring home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Saffron big-titted institution internal respiration

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Saffron big-titted institution internal respiration

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling insanely creepy heaven windowlicker

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: painfully honest gold boltzmann

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: fear-inspiring home

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone jet native friendly grandma

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Glittery Box Office

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: ebony regret

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: fear-inspiring home

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling insanely creepy heaven windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Hairy Legs Coffee Pot

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Pea-brained Elite Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: up-to-no-good white gay wizard

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: fear-inspiring home

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49078889)