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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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appetizing boltzmann stage
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
disturbing sienna volcanic crater
  08/28/25
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appetizing boltzmann stage
  08/28/25
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spruce stag film
  08/28/25
that's it?
Dashing bistre death wish preventive strike
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
appetizing boltzmann stage
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
motley quadroon locale
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Dashing bistre death wish preventive strike
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
boyish violent travel guidebook range
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Sick shimmering theater stage clown
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
boyish violent travel guidebook range
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Sick shimmering theater stage clown
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
boyish violent travel guidebook range
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
lfo
  09/12/25
Haha wow
big generalized bond indian lodge
  08/28/25
Happy?
Copper infuriating parlor knife
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
big generalized bond indian lodge
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
boyish violent travel guidebook range
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
spruce stag film
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
boyish violent travel guidebook range
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
spruce stag film
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Sadistic primrose place of business
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
supple talking windowlicker partner
  08/28/25
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fishy hairraiser stain
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
drab nubile resort gunner
  08/29/25
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Contagious dragon old irish cottage
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Embarrassed to the bone buff fat ankles site
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Amethyst principal's office
  08/29/25
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fishy hairraiser stain
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Startling 180 stead
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Amethyst principal's office
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Sick shimmering theater stage clown
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
ebony box office dingle berry
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
boyish violent travel guidebook range
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
big generalized bond indian lodge
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Embarrassed to the bone buff fat ankles site
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
boyish violent travel guidebook range
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
milky exciting alpha
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
violent mustard school hunting ground
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
big generalized bond indian lodge
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
spruce stag film
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
boyish violent travel guidebook range
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Amethyst principal's office
  09/01/25
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boyish violent travel guidebook range
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Amethyst principal's office
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
boyish violent travel guidebook range
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Copper infuriating parlor knife
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
big generalized bond indian lodge
  09/01/25
?
lfo
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
internet-worthy fragrant kitty
  09/01/25
Fuck you
big generalized bond indian lodge
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Candy Ride
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
lfo
  09/12/25
Yes
Candy Ride
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
lfo
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
lfo
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
richard clock
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: appetizing boltzmann stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: disturbing sienna volcanic crater

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: appetizing boltzmann stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: spruce stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Dashing bistre death wish preventive strike

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: appetizing boltzmann stage

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: motley quadroon locale

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Dashing bistre death wish preventive strike

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: boyish violent travel guidebook range

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Sick shimmering theater stage clown

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: boyish violent travel guidebook range

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Sick shimmering theater stage clown

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: boyish violent travel guidebook range

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lfo

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49259308)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: big generalized bond indian lodge

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Copper infuriating parlor knife

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: big generalized bond indian lodge

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: boyish violent travel guidebook range

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: spruce stag film

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: boyish violent travel guidebook range

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: spruce stag film

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Sadistic primrose place of business

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: supple talking windowlicker partner

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: fishy hairraiser stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: drab nubile resort gunner

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Contagious dragon old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone buff fat ankles site

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Amethyst principal's office

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: fishy hairraiser stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Startling 180 stead

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Amethyst principal's office

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Sick shimmering theater stage clown

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: ebony box office dingle berry

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: boyish violent travel guidebook range

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: big generalized bond indian lodge

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone buff fat ankles site

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: boyish violent travel guidebook range

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: milky exciting alpha

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: violent mustard school hunting ground

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: big generalized bond indian lodge

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: spruce stag film

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: boyish violent travel guidebook range

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Amethyst principal's office

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: boyish violent travel guidebook range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Amethyst principal's office

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: boyish violent travel guidebook range

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Copper infuriating parlor knife

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: big generalized bond indian lodge

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: internet-worthy fragrant kitty

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: big generalized bond indian lodge

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Candy Ride

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: lfo

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Candy Ride

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: lfo

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: lfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: richard clock

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2E#49259839)