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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
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  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
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he;s actually 6'4?
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Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
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  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
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  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
Razzle Preventive Strike
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
Razzle Preventive Strike
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
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A MAJESTIC BLAST
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  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
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  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
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  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
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Best baseball player ever.
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And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
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What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
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  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
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  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
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  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
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  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
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  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
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  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
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  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
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There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
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lol
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He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
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  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
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John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
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He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
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  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
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  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
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  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
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  10/18/25
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Razzle Preventive Strike
  10/18/25
no homo at all
milky contagious stage genital piercing
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
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  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
Razzle Preventive Strike
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
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  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
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  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
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  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: milky contagious stage genital piercing

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: pontificating vivacious faggotry wagecucks

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: milky contagious stage genital piercing

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: pontificating vivacious faggotry wagecucks

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: racy dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Disrespectful glittery home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Razzle Preventive Strike

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: milky contagious stage genital piercing



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: turquoise coiffed pozpig degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: underhanded school sound barrier

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Razzle Preventive Strike

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Razzle Preventive Strike

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: milky contagious stage genital piercing

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: harsh scourge upon the earth church building

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: exciting garrison toilet seat

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Abnormal Tanning Salon

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: milky contagious stage genital piercing

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Abnormal Tanning Salon

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Pale vibrant boistinker hospital

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Abnormal Tanning Salon

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: milky contagious stage genital piercing

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: low-t razzmatazz trump supporter stage

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: talking topaz pervert

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: milky contagious stage genital piercing

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: appetizing stead doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Pale vibrant boistinker hospital

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: racy dog poop

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Smoky electric heaven

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: milky contagious stage genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: appetizing stead doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: racy dog poop

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: turquoise coiffed pozpig degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: irradiated know-it-all school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Buff multi-colored locus

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: sickened hairraiser internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: adulterous idiot lay

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: milky contagious stage genital piercing

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: adulterous idiot lay

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: milky contagious stage genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Disrespectful glittery home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Shimmering Soggy French Chef

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Concupiscible area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: sable house

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Vigorous dilemma organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: underhanded school sound barrier

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: passionate judgmental rigor indian lodge

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: fishy dragon toaster

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Concupiscible area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Razzle Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: milky contagious stage genital piercing

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: passionate judgmental rigor indian lodge

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Razzle Preventive Strike

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: cracking autistic milk gaping

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Titillating honey-headed office mad cow disease

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: bateful mewling ticket booth corn cake

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: harsh scourge upon the earth church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: adulterous idiot lay

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: milky contagious stage genital piercing



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