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Drink water. Just out of salivary stone surgery

Purely from chronic dehydration. 2 stones removed that were ...
hilarious corn cake dog poop
  02/11/23
New Year reminder - drink water, friends. Avoid stones this ...
hilarious corn cake dog poop
  01/02/24
You see them a lot in people who take adderal. Gives them d...
Cobalt bipolar lay ratface
  01/02/24
Describe ur shit diet and lifestyle that led you here
internet-worthy set
  02/11/23
...
Kink-friendly Aromatic Idiot Senate
  02/11/23
I’m in good shape and work out 5 times a week. Downfal...
hilarious corn cake dog poop
  02/11/23
You can get water from diet too retard
internet-worthy set
  02/11/23
One weird trick. Upside is the rest of my company is und...
hilarious corn cake dog poop
  02/11/23
I'm dying laughing that you're telling people to Drink Water...
Stimulating dull windowlicker dilemma
  04/16/23
drink water fuckface. Don't end up like me.
hilarious corn cake dog poop
  04/16/23
I do. That's my point. I've know it since I was a baby.
Stimulating dull windowlicker dilemma
  04/16/23
Update. 3.5 months after reconstructive oral surgery...im 98...
hilarious corn cake dog poop
  04/16/23
...
fantasy-prone box office
  04/16/23
Did u save the stones?
Tan deranged travel guidebook
  04/16/23
Cq
Harsh scarlet center
  04/16/23
https://imgur.com/a/xUdK9pi
hilarious corn cake dog poop
  04/16/23
Whoa
splenetic point
  04/16/23
your normal salivary line is like .5mm ... the biggest one w...
hilarious corn cake dog poop
  04/16/23
holy shit
maroon haunted graveyard
  04/16/23
had you had a glass of water today?
hilarious corn cake dog poop
  04/16/23
yes! but i'll have another one just in case
maroon haunted graveyard
  04/16/23
wow
Hyperactive Private Investor
  04/16/23
pls Fizz, have some water today.
hilarious corn cake dog poop
  04/16/23
To be fair, lmao @ your tiny pink salivary "stone&qu...
swashbuckling slate national security agency fat ankles
  04/16/23
it's about girth. he had a little pencil dick stone.
hilarious corn cake dog poop
  04/16/23
They look like chicken or witch talons
Harsh scarlet center
  04/16/23
it almost looks like a a nail bed. my wife calls it our firs...
hilarious corn cake dog poop
  04/16/23
wholly fuck
Odious flickering incel
  04/16/23
any other stimulants? or just a lot of coffee and tea?
maroon haunted graveyard
  04/16/23
Adderall but that would be fine if i drank water like you we...
hilarious corn cake dog poop
  04/16/23
ty. i appreciate that you'd be fine if you had enough water...
maroon haunted graveyard
  04/16/23
how much water do you drink now?
high-end institution
  04/16/23
nut milk and pea protein shake in the morning, and a pint of...
hilarious corn cake dog poop
  04/16/23
still on the booze?
high-end institution
  04/16/23
the best part of this year. I didnt stop, but i dont drink e...
hilarious corn cake dog poop
  04/16/23
congrats bro
high-end institution
  04/16/23
you dont need a protein shake and and a breakfast you fuckin...
multi-colored personal credit line
  04/17/23
You must have some genetic predisposition or underlying illn...
internet-worthy set
  04/16/23
cr, this problem doesn't have as simple a cause as that. Pro...
haunting amethyst jewess
  04/16/23
Who would have thought that drinking water is important to h...
Vibrant Station Doctorate
  04/16/23
I basically drink a gallon of water before 9am.
dark nowag
  04/16/23
A gallon a day keeps the stones away.
hilarious corn cake dog poop
  04/16/23
You have an underlying illness. This happened to me and it ...
Irradiated Karate
  04/16/23
I tried that for a month. Doc said there was no way they wer...
hilarious corn cake dog poop
  04/17/23
There’s a reason big pharma and doctors don’t ma...
hairraiser alcoholic stage
  01/02/24
the stone trade is out of hand.
hilarious corn cake dog poop
  01/02/24
Okay I had almost forgotten about this thread
Hyperactive Private Investor
  01/02/24
even one stone saved means the bump was worth it.
hilarious corn cake dog poop
  01/02/24
get that salivary stone out of my head
Hyperactive Private Investor
  01/02/24
it's already growing slowly inside you. Drink water.
hilarious corn cake dog poop
  07/18/24
I can understand how a sedentary office drone might not drin...
mildly autistic cuckoldry
  07/18/24
No good explanation. Too much tea, beer. Sadly, was probably...
hilarious corn cake dog poop
  07/18/24
...
Salivary Stoned
  09/30/25


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Date: February 11th, 2023 8:29 AM
Author: hilarious corn cake dog poop

Purely from chronic dehydration. 2 stones removed that were fucking big.

Searing pain when id eat. 2nd worst pain I’ve experienced outside of having 2 pins holding my knuckle and ligament removed using only local anaesthetic. Woke up to the nurses saying they’d never seen that before lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#45918436)



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Date: January 2nd, 2024 7:31 AM
Author: hilarious corn cake dog poop

New Year reminder - drink water, friends. Avoid stones this year.

https://imgur.com/a/xUdK9pi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#47238883)



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Date: January 2nd, 2024 7:38 AM
Author: Cobalt bipolar lay ratface

You see them a lot in people who take adderal. Gives them dry mouth and stones develop due to lack of saliva flow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#47238889)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 8:43 AM
Author: internet-worthy set

Describe ur shit diet and lifestyle that led you here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#45918464)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 8:55 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Aromatic Idiot Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#45918507)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: hilarious corn cake dog poop

I’m in good shape and work out 5 times a week. Downfall was not drinking water. I drink coffee, tea, beer and wine….hardly ever just a glass of water. I don’t get enough r lest but that is what it is.

I was splitting a bottle of wine with wife most nights, but since Jan we’re really only doing that 2 times a week unless there’s an event or party or something.

I have now changed my water drinking ways. Only wanted to tell ppl it’s not a joke, drink some fucking water.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#45918779)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 10:35 AM
Author: internet-worthy set

You can get water from diet too retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#45918784)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 10:42 AM
Author: hilarious corn cake dog poop

One weird trick.

Upside is the rest of my company is under the assumption I’m out for a week recovering. I’ll be chilling and playing video games.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#45918799)



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Date: April 16th, 2023 2:59 PM
Author: Stimulating dull windowlicker dilemma

I'm dying laughing that you're telling people to Drink Water as a heartfelt PSA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46192628)



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Date: April 16th, 2023 3:07 PM
Author: hilarious corn cake dog poop

drink water fuckface. Don't end up like me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46192651)



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Date: April 16th, 2023 4:22 PM
Author: Stimulating dull windowlicker dilemma

I do. That's my point. I've know it since I was a baby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46192913)



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Date: April 16th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: hilarious corn cake dog poop

Update. 3.5 months after reconstructive oral surgery...im 98% better.

DRINK WATER.

Stitches under my tongue for weeks was fucking terrible. Searing pain when you sneeze or cough flexing your lower palate against your stitches. I still have a little trouble flexing my tongue in certain ways so the way i speak has changed a tiny bit. People say they can't tell, but i can hear it. Relieved it's over.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46192188)



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Date: April 16th, 2023 12:35 PM
Author: fantasy-prone box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46192196)



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Date: April 16th, 2023 1:06 PM
Author: Tan deranged travel guidebook

Did u save the stones?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46192301)



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Date: April 16th, 2023 1:06 PM
Author: Harsh scarlet center

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46192304)



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Date: April 16th, 2023 2:28 PM
Author: hilarious corn cake dog poop

https://imgur.com/a/xUdK9pi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46192520)



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Date: April 16th, 2023 2:34 PM
Author: splenetic point

Whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46192539)



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Date: April 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: hilarious corn cake dog poop

your normal salivary line is like .5mm ... the biggest one was 3mm. Tore the line apart completely. They made a new line and duct from scratch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46192573)



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Date: April 16th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: maroon haunted graveyard

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46192576)



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Date: April 16th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: hilarious corn cake dog poop

had you had a glass of water today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46192684)



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Date: April 16th, 2023 4:13 PM
Author: maroon haunted graveyard

yes! but i'll have another one just in case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46192866)



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Date: April 16th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Hyperactive Private Investor

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46192592)



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Date: April 16th, 2023 3:19 PM
Author: hilarious corn cake dog poop

pls Fizz, have some water today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46192687)



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Date: April 16th, 2023 2:48 PM
Author: swashbuckling slate national security agency fat ankles

To be fair,

lmao @ your tiny pink salivary "stone" (more like a bitchass little pebble)

fuckin' pussy

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3783645/The-uncomfortable-moment-man-pushes-unpleasant-looking-salivary-stone-mouth.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46192600)



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Date: April 16th, 2023 3:09 PM
Author: hilarious corn cake dog poop

it's about girth. he had a little pencil dick stone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46192655)



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Date: April 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Harsh scarlet center

They look like chicken or witch talons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46192617)



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Date: April 16th, 2023 3:14 PM
Author: hilarious corn cake dog poop

it almost looks like a a nail bed. my wife calls it our first born.

I can't be sure, but i think i'd prefer kidney stones to this. Sneezing with stitches under your tongue is a special sort of torture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46192667)



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Date: April 16th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Odious flickering incel

wholly fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46193561)



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Date: April 16th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: maroon haunted graveyard

any other stimulants? or just a lot of coffee and tea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46192579)



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Date: April 16th, 2023 3:16 PM
Author: hilarious corn cake dog poop

Adderall but that would be fine if i drank water like you were supposed to. I mainly just dranke coffee in the morning, tea in the afternoon, beer and wine and night. Sometimes small half glass of water but i wasnt even drinking a pint of water a day.

Im much healthier than i was 4 months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46192676)



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Date: April 16th, 2023 4:14 PM
Author: maroon haunted graveyard

ty. i appreciate that you'd be fine if you had enough water, but i do think addy is a relevant factor. i'm like you though, i do all those things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46192868)



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Date: April 16th, 2023 3:22 PM
Author: high-end institution

how much water do you drink now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46192696)



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Date: April 16th, 2023 3:26 PM
Author: hilarious corn cake dog poop

nut milk and pea protein shake in the morning, and a pint of water. hr later i make myself breakfast and drink coffee. Lunch i drink another pint of water. Dinner another pint. Before bed usually another pint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46192706)



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Date: April 16th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: high-end institution

still on the booze?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46192717)



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Date: April 16th, 2023 4:05 PM
Author: hilarious corn cake dog poop

the best part of this year. I didnt stop, but i dont drink every night anymore and not as much. Feels great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46192835)



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Date: April 16th, 2023 4:06 PM
Author: high-end institution

congrats bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46192841)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:15 AM
Author: multi-colored personal credit line

you dont need a protein shake and and a breakfast you fucking loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46194975)



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Date: April 16th, 2023 4:15 PM
Author: internet-worthy set

You must have some genetic predisposition or underlying illness. That doesn’t just “happen” from not drinking water IMO, especially based on the fairly mundane diet you described earlier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46192871)



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Date: April 16th, 2023 7:19 PM
Author: haunting amethyst jewess

cr, this problem doesn't have as simple a cause as that. Probably some kind of kidney or endocrine problem at the root of this, maybe along with some nutritional/electrolyte deficiencies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46193484)



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Date: April 16th, 2023 4:15 PM
Author: Vibrant Station Doctorate

Who would have thought that drinking water is important to health.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46192875)



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Date: April 16th, 2023 4:54 PM
Author: dark nowag

I basically drink a gallon of water before 9am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46193019)



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Date: April 16th, 2023 6:58 PM
Author: hilarious corn cake dog poop

A gallon a day keeps the stones away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46193412)



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Date: April 16th, 2023 7:44 PM
Author: Irradiated Karate

You have an underlying illness. This happened to me and it was underlying illness. You should have bombed yourself with water and been able to get over this without surgery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46193567)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:10 AM
Author: hilarious corn cake dog poop

I tried that for a month. Doc said there was no way they were coming out without surgery.

I’m not ruling out it may be something worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#46194973)



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Date: January 2nd, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: hairraiser alcoholic stage

There’s a reason big pharma and doctors don’t make a big push for people to stay hydrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#47239740)



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Date: January 2nd, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: hilarious corn cake dog poop

the stone trade is out of hand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#47239787)



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Date: January 2nd, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Hyperactive Private Investor

Okay I had almost forgotten about this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#47239751)



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Date: January 2nd, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: hilarious corn cake dog poop

even one stone saved means the bump was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#47239772)



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Date: January 2nd, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: Hyperactive Private Investor

get that salivary stone out of my head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#47239786)



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Date: July 18th, 2024 2:58 AM
Author: hilarious corn cake dog poop

it's already growing slowly inside you. Drink water.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#47859879)



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Date: July 18th, 2024 3:21 AM
Author: mildly autistic cuckoldry

I can understand how a sedentary office drone might not drink enough but I can't comprehend how you were working out so much and not hydrating enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#47859897)



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Date: July 18th, 2024 3:59 AM
Author: hilarious corn cake dog poop

No good explanation. Too much tea, beer. Sadly, was probably killing 20% of my gains by not hydrating. I now hardly drink alcohol and hate that it feels so good not to drink.

Upshot, stitches under the tongue makes cutting extremely easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#47859932)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Salivary Stoned (xoentlaw@gmail.com)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5288490&forum_id=2E#49314993)