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Imagine being Hezbollah’s IT guy right now

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Magical bronze ratface
  09/18/24
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Outnumbered digit ratio
  09/18/24
"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled ...
Outnumbered digit ratio
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Magical bronze ratface
  09/18/24
IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
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Comical Bawdyhouse
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Aphrodisiac cream nibblets parlor
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hairraiser rambunctious tanning salon
  09/18/24
“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
Magical bronze ratface
  09/18/24
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vermilion razzmatazz church
  09/18/24
"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
Provocative shrine
  09/18/24
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Motley sepia immigrant
  09/19/24
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narrow-minded at-the-ready azn
  09/18/24
Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
Big Very Tactful Institution
  09/18/24
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Purple area
  09/18/24
"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
Medicated athletic conference electric furnace
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Big Very Tactful Institution
  09/18/24
xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
sooty stag film selfie
  09/18/24
Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
Gay ladyboy
  09/18/24
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narrow-minded at-the-ready azn
  09/18/24
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Swashbuckling orchestra pit
  09/18/24
PIP coming, no doubt about it
Pink kitchen ceo
  09/18/24
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Magical bronze ratface
  09/18/24
The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
sooty stag film selfie
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
Magical bronze ratface
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
sooty stag film selfie
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
Magical bronze ratface
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
sooty stag film selfie
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
sooty stag film selfie
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
Histrionic brunch
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
sooty stag film selfie
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
Histrionic brunch
  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
sooty stag film selfie
  09/18/24
another type of solution
Histrionic brunch
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
Magical bronze ratface
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
fragrant stage kitty
  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
pungent cuckold
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
sooty stag film selfie
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
Magical bronze ratface
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
sooty stag film selfie
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
sooty stag film selfie
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
Pink kitchen ceo
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
sooty stag film selfie
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
Pink kitchen ceo
  09/19/24
lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
sooty stag film selfie
  09/19/24
Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
Magical bronze ratface
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
Pink kitchen ceo
  09/19/24
He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
Magical bronze ratface
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
sooty stag film selfie
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
Magical bronze ratface
  09/19/24
How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
sooty stag film selfie
  09/19/24
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Pink kitchen ceo
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A Dick is Not Dispositive
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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Magical bronze ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48103439)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: Outnumbered digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48103444)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Outnumbered digit ratio

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48103447)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Magical bronze ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48103856)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: sienna hyperventilating theater stage travel guidebook

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48103452)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Comical Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48103458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cream nibblets parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48103858)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: hairraiser rambunctious tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48103859)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Magical bronze ratface

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48103875)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: vermilion razzmatazz church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48103881)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: Provocative shrine

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48103926)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: Motley sepia immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48108458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: narrow-minded at-the-ready azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48103453)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: Big Very Tactful Institution

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48103872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Purple area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48103885)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: Medicated athletic conference electric furnace

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48103955)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: Big Very Tactful Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48106467)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: sooty stag film selfie

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48106523)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: Gay ladyboy

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48103894)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: narrow-minded at-the-ready azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48103931)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Swashbuckling orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48104396)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Pink kitchen ceo

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48104428)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Magical bronze ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48106716)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: sooty stag film selfie

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48106721)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Magical bronze ratface

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48106734)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: sooty stag film selfie

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48106740)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Magical bronze ratface

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48106826)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: sooty stag film selfie

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48106829)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: sooty stag film selfie

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48106483)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Histrionic brunch

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48106494)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: sooty stag film selfie

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48106512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Histrionic brunch

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48106535)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: sooty stag film selfie

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48106542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Histrionic brunch

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48106545)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Magical bronze ratface

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48106720)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: fragrant stage kitty

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48108667)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: pungent cuckold

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48106528)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: sooty stag film selfie

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48106533)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Magical bronze ratface

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48106723)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: sooty stag film selfie

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48106727)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: sooty stag film selfie

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48106732)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Pink kitchen ceo

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48108444)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: sooty stag film selfie

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48108452)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Pink kitchen ceo

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48108660)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: sooty stag film selfie

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48108680)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Magical bronze ratface

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48108456)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Pink kitchen ceo

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48108658)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: Magical bronze ratface

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48110413)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: sooty stag film selfie

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48110427)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Magical bronze ratface

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48110432)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: sooty stag film selfie

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48111463)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: Pink kitchen ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#48111457)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2E#49340186)