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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

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bisexual razzle-dazzle associate boltzmann
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
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  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
bearded fiercely-loyal church building patrolman
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Spectacular hospital sneaky criminal
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Twinkling glittery native
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
bisexual razzle-dazzle associate boltzmann
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Twinkling glittery native
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Spectacular hospital sneaky criminal
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Twinkling glittery native
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Spectacular hospital sneaky criminal
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Twinkling glittery native
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Spectacular hospital sneaky criminal
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Twinkling glittery native
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
bisexual razzle-dazzle associate boltzmann
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Twinkling glittery native
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Spectacular hospital sneaky criminal
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Twinkling glittery native
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
mauve vibrant stead
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Twinkling glittery native
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
mauve vibrant stead
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Twinkling glittery native
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
mildly autistic library multi-billionaire
  04/08/25
that's rude
Twinkling glittery native
  04/08/25
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bisexual razzle-dazzle associate boltzmann
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Copper fragrant meetinghouse halford
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Spectacular hospital sneaky criminal
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
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  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
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  04/08/25
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  04/08/25
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  04/09/25
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  04/09/25
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bisexual razzle-dazzle associate boltzmann
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Pea-brained aphrodisiac brunch
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Topaz confused abode international law enforcement agency
  04/09/25
Ty
Twinkling glittery native
  04/09/25
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Metal volcanic crater twinkling uncleanness
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
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  04/09/25
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Twinkling glittery native
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
irradiated buff son of senegal dog poop
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Twinkling glittery native
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Twinkling glittery native
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
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  05/02/25
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  05/12/25
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Twinkling glittery native
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Twinkling glittery native
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Topaz confused abode international law enforcement agency
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Twinkling glittery native
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
mauve vibrant stead
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Twinkling glittery native
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
mauve vibrant stead
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Arousing theatre travel guidebook
  06/03/25
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Twinkling glittery native
  06/26/25
OP?
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  06/27/25
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  07/31/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: bisexual razzle-dazzle associate boltzmann

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: fighting submissive sex offender rehab

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: bearded fiercely-loyal church building patrolman

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Spectacular hospital sneaky criminal

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Twinkling glittery native

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: bisexual razzle-dazzle associate boltzmann

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Twinkling glittery native

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Spectacular hospital sneaky criminal

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Twinkling glittery native

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Spectacular hospital sneaky criminal

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Twinkling glittery native

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Spectacular hospital sneaky criminal

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Twinkling glittery native

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: bisexual razzle-dazzle associate boltzmann

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Twinkling glittery native

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Spectacular hospital sneaky criminal

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Twinkling glittery native

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: mauve vibrant stead

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Twinkling glittery native

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: mauve vibrant stead

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Twinkling glittery native

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: mildly autistic library multi-billionaire

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Twinkling glittery native

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: bisexual razzle-dazzle associate boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Copper fragrant meetinghouse halford

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Spectacular hospital sneaky criminal

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Excitant spruce corner voyeur

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Twinkling glittery native

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: bisexual razzle-dazzle associate boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Twinkling glittery native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: bisexual razzle-dazzle associate boltzmann

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: bisexual razzle-dazzle associate boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Pea-brained aphrodisiac brunch

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Topaz confused abode international law enforcement agency

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Twinkling glittery native

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Metal volcanic crater twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Drab embarrassed to the bone elastic band

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Twinkling glittery native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: irradiated buff son of senegal dog poop

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Twinkling glittery native

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Twinkling glittery native

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: sienna cuck rigpig

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Twinkling glittery native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Twinkling glittery native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Twinkling glittery native

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Topaz confused abode international law enforcement agency

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Twinkling glittery native

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: mauve vibrant stead

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Twinkling glittery native

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: mauve vibrant stead

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Arousing theatre travel guidebook

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Twinkling glittery native



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Twinkling glittery native

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Twinkling glittery native



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Twinkling glittery native



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