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What the hell does "Salesforce" do?

So many fake "companies" out there
Free-loading Pit
  03/26/19
*mumbles something about the CLOUD*
Spruce vibrant parlor
  03/26/19
It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.
exhilarant talking church
  03/26/19
its just another database shit to manage client contact. ...
Burgundy Base Degenerate
  03/26/19
CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of as...
histrionic whorehouse
  03/26/19
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Free-loading Pit
  03/26/19
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duck-like theater keepsake machete
  03/26/19
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exhilarant talking church
  03/26/19
So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?
Heady spot
  03/26/19
Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockc...
exhilarant talking church
  03/26/19
can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?
Spruce vibrant parlor
  03/26/19
O F S F S
histrionic whorehouse
  03/26/19
*flashes HUGE grin* Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC...
exhilarant talking church
  03/26/19
180
Filthy wonderful step-uncle's house
  03/26/19
And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: htt...
exhilarant talking church
  03/26/19
A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this ...
Bronze hospital codepig
  03/26/19
Yes. They have an enormous datastore
hateful multi-colored cruise ship party of the first part
  08/06/19
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Burgundy Base Degenerate
  03/26/19
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rusted low-t organic girlfriend mediation
  03/26/19
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arousing jew juggernaut
  03/26/19
Their platform is sps
useless iridescent corn cake
  03/26/19
...
histrionic whorehouse
  03/26/19
Compared to what?
exhilarant talking church
  03/26/19
Literally every fucking crm made since 99
exciting indian lodge personal credit line
  03/26/19
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useless iridescent corn cake
  03/26/19
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Domesticated Tantric Death Wish
  07/10/19
Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up...
Out-of-control love of her life
  03/26/19
It is CRM. good software all things considered.
Bronze hospital codepig
  03/26/19
So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it Easy wa...
Vivacious library dingle berry
  03/26/19
(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com
exciting indian lodge personal credit line
  03/26/19
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Vivacious library dingle berry
  03/26/19
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exciting indian lodge personal credit line
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exciting indian lodge personal credit line
  06/26/25
If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry,...
Bronze hospital codepig
  03/26/19
cr
Vivacious library dingle berry
  03/26/19
Zoho
swollen gay wizard meetinghouse
  08/07/19
Forces you to buy shit from sales chads
Pink famous landscape painting range
  03/26/19
Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars...
Electric dun forum pocket flask
  03/26/19
...
Obsidian lascivious stead
  07/10/19
It is complete and utter trash
Domesticated Tantric Death Wish
  07/10/19
cr it's a flaming heap of shit
Provocative idea he suggested
  07/10/19
iirc it's data entry software
Twisted Diverse Puppy Marketing Idea
  07/10/19
Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what...
Motley idiot casino
  07/10/19
It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing. ...
Provocative idea he suggested
  07/10/19
And it still looks like a 1999 database
useless iridescent corn cake
  08/06/19
Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuf...
hateful multi-colored cruise ship party of the first part
  08/06/19
essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in sell...
Floppy milky boistinker nowag
  08/07/19
Boom might now
180 Laser Beams
  08/06/19
I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort
Violet clown
  08/07/19
Money laundering scheme
Hyperactive balding boiling water
  08/07/19
lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in i...
Floppy milky boistinker nowag
  08/07/19
...
180 Laser Beams
  11/09/19
...
Free-loading Pit
  06/26/25
take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records
Fuchsia boyish dopamine field
  06/26/25
forces sales
sick abode
  06/26/25


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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:20 AM
Author: Free-loading Pit

So many fake "companies" out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#37992263)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Spruce vibrant parlor

*mumbles something about the CLOUD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#37992274)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: exhilarant talking church

It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#37992331)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: Burgundy Base Degenerate

its just another database shit to manage client contact.

Pretty useful tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#37992283)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: histrionic whorehouse

CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of asking proles if they have their "saver card" on their keychain when you "ring them up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#37992286)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Free-loading Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#37992295)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:29 AM
Author: duck-like theater keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#37992305)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: exhilarant talking church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#37992326)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: Heady spot

So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#37992338)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: exhilarant talking church

Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockchain, but the key is that they have the interface and tools for CRM built-in.

If you're a SFDC customer, I'm not sure why you would care if your CRM is based on blockchain or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#37992352)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:37 AM
Author: Spruce vibrant parlor

can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#37992360)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: histrionic whorehouse

O F S

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#37992365)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: exhilarant talking church

*flashes HUGE grin*

Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC's customer base harness big data is really at the core of SFDC's revolutionary technology. But that's just the beginning. Utilizing [TMF's company's] analytics tools and cutting-edge technology, we can take you to the next level. Contact our salesperson for a meeting where we'll help you serve the needs of your customers - even the ones they don't know they have yet!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#37992386)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:59 AM
Author: Filthy wonderful step-uncle's house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#37992478)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:08 AM
Author: exhilarant talking church

And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: https://www.salesforce.com/blog/2018/12/what-is-the-fourth-industrial-revolution-4IR.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#37992524)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: Bronze hospital codepig

A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#37994706)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: hateful multi-colored cruise ship party of the first part

Yes. They have an enormous datastore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#38649738)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: Burgundy Base Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#37992471)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:15 PM
Author: rusted low-t organic girlfriend mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#37994068)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:30 AM
Author: arousing jew juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#37992322)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: useless iridescent corn cake

Their platform is sps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#37992373)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: histrionic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#37992379)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: exhilarant talking church

Compared to what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#37993645)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: exciting indian lodge personal credit line

Literally every fucking crm made since 99

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#37994018)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: useless iridescent corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#37994076)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Domesticated Tantric Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#38510663)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: Out-of-control love of her life

Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up to.

Let's your sales channel claim log opportunities so that you avoid conflict (e.g., two CA reps pursuing the same opportunity with Google).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#37992489)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: Bronze hospital codepig

It is CRM. good software all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#37993639)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Vivacious library dingle berry

So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it

Easy way to start a biz is just make a Salesforce competitor. You won't get yuge but you can get a few million in sales and chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#37994010)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:09 PM
Author: exciting indian lodge personal credit line

(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#37994027)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: Vivacious library dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#37994040)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: exciting indian lodge personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#38407018)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: exciting indian lodge personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#49051935)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:13 PM
Author: Bronze hospital codepig

If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry, you will make a killing. I used to work at such a company. I didn't make shit but the owner made $100mm off the sale of the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#37994055)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: Vivacious library dingle berry

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#37994278)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: swollen gay wizard meetinghouse

Zoho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#38649797)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Pink famous landscape painting range

Forces you to buy shit from sales chads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#37994077)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: Electric dun forum pocket flask

Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#37994132)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Obsidian lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#38510672)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Domesticated Tantric Death Wish

It is complete and utter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#38510662)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Provocative idea he suggested

cr

it's a flaming heap of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#38510832)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: Twisted Diverse Puppy Marketing Idea

iirc it's data entry software

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#38510707)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: Motley idiot casino

Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what this company does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#38510760)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:23 PM
Author: Provocative idea he suggested

It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing.

It does a lot, but basically it's a giant rolodex for all sales activities, client relationships, invoices, etc. it's usually the central database of revenue-generating departments for businesses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#38510840)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: useless iridescent corn cake

And it still looks like a 1999 database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#38649710)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: hateful multi-colored cruise ship party of the first part

Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuff (you can actually write your own webapps using their underlying technologies rather than rolling your own servers or servlets or whatever) but this is easily the most important part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#38649748)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: Floppy milky boistinker nowag

essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in selling a cloud platform to the IT Departments of Sales teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#38649843)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: 180 Laser Beams

Boom might now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#38649695)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: Violet clown

I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#38649802)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: Hyperactive balding boiling water

Money laundering scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#38649805)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: Floppy milky boistinker nowag

lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in implementation costs to set things up right the first time

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#38649846)



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Date: November 9th, 2019 9:10 AM
Author: 180 Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#39092942)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Free-loading Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#49051901)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Fuchsia boyish dopamine field

take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#49051941)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: sick abode

forces sales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2E#49051946)