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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen. ...
slate blood rage
  01/03/23
https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T
Stimulating Pale Hunting Ground
  01/03/23
Laughing my fuckin ass off
slate blood rage
  01/03/23
180
marvelous amethyst candlestick maker
  01/03/23
Holy shit
slate blood rage
  01/04/23
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Wonderful Geriatric Community Account
  01/04/23
alright, im a tranny advocate now
bat shit crazy crotch
  01/04/23
anyone still doubt that trannies are men?
pungent yellow chapel international law enforcement agency
  01/04/23
everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as w...
Stimulating Pale Hunting Ground
  01/04/23
so you agree that you’re a man? cool
pungent yellow chapel international law enforcement agency
  01/04/23
(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes
Stimulating Pale Hunting Ground
  01/04/23
It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.
pungent yellow chapel international law enforcement agency
  01/04/23
more than u are, yes
Stimulating Pale Hunting Ground
  01/04/23
180
glassy private investor
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WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER
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Cerebral mother
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Stimulating Pale Hunting Ground
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Stimulating Pale Hunting Ground
  01/03/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI
Nofapping razzle doctorate address
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SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180
appetizing haunted graveyard dysfunction
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fighting university
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ultramarine charismatic trump supporter cuck
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indigo titillating office selfie
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The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.
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irradiated aquamarine theater boiling water
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Shit thread
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QUotemo positivity
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topaz concupiscible location cuckoldry
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The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and d...
topaz concupiscible location cuckoldry
  04/30/24
it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when t...
bat shit crazy crotch
  04/30/24
when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids a...
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM
Author: slate blood rage

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.

He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”

He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”

The jury’s jaw dropped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45736855)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM
Author: Stimulating Pale Hunting Ground

https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45736910)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM
Author: slate blood rage

Laughing my fuckin ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45736920)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM
Author: marvelous amethyst candlestick maker

180

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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM
Author: slate blood rage

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45738950)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM
Author: Wonderful Geriatric Community Account



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM
Author: bat shit crazy crotch

alright, im a tranny advocate now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45738975)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM
Author: pungent yellow chapel international law enforcement agency

anyone still doubt that trannies are men?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45738984)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: Stimulating Pale Hunting Ground

everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45739057)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM
Author: pungent yellow chapel international law enforcement agency

so you agree that you’re a man? cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45739106)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM
Author: Stimulating Pale Hunting Ground

(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45739112)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM
Author: pungent yellow chapel international law enforcement agency

It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45739151)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: Stimulating Pale Hunting Ground

more than u are, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45739155)



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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM
Author: glassy private investor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#46206733)



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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Stimulating Pale Hunting Ground



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM
Author: galvanic bespoke mood



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM
Author: Wonderful Geriatric Community Account



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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: bat shit crazy crotch



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM
Author: navy native elastic band



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Stubborn diverse school dopamine



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#49213074)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM
Author: Mildly autistic gold macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45736856)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM
Author: Cerebral mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45736859)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM
Author: Stimulating Pale Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45736872)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM
Author: Stimulating Pale Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45736908)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM
Author: Nofapping razzle doctorate address

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45739167)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM
Author: appetizing haunted graveyard dysfunction

SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45739289)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: fighting university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45739308)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM
Author: ultramarine charismatic trump supporter cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#47603641)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM
Author: indigo titillating office selfie



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: Mustard Party Of The First Part

The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45739348)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM
Author: irradiated aquamarine theater boiling water



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM
Author: Mildly autistic gold macaca



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM
Author: Mildly autistic gold macaca



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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM
Author: Mildly autistic gold macaca



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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: Mildly autistic gold macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45835222)



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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Mildly autistic gold macaca



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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM
Author: Turquoise spectacular rehab



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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: Mildly autistic gold macaca



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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: Cerebral mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#47376245)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: Mildly autistic gold macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#47603827)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: rose bateful famous landscape painting

Shit thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#47603834)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM
Author: Mildly autistic gold macaca

QUotemo positivity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#47603842)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: salmon box office



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: Dun filthy volcanic crater knife



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: fighting university

(rat)

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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: topaz concupiscible location cuckoldry



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: topaz concupiscible location cuckoldry

The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#47620822)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: bat shit crazy crotch

it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#47620882)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: Dun filthy volcanic crater knife

when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#47620919)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: bat shit crazy crotch



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: fighting university

(slimshadymantp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#47621001)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#49213065)