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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

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Know-it-all Appetizing Ratface
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
honey-headed wonderful sandwich
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Low-t Aqua Area Circlehead
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Infuriating Blue Garrison
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
heady abusive personal credit line roast beef
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Know-it-all Appetizing Ratface
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
heady abusive personal credit line roast beef
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Infuriating Blue Garrison
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
heady abusive personal credit line roast beef
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Infuriating Blue Garrison
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
heady abusive personal credit line roast beef
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Infuriating Blue Garrison
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
heady abusive personal credit line roast beef
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Know-it-all Appetizing Ratface
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
heady abusive personal credit line roast beef
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Infuriating Blue Garrison
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
heady abusive personal credit line roast beef
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
aromatic resort gaping
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
heady abusive personal credit line roast beef
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
aromatic resort gaping
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
heady abusive personal credit line roast beef
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Vibrant violent rigor
  04/08/25
that's rude
heady abusive personal credit line roast beef
  04/08/25
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Know-it-all Appetizing Ratface
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
sick filthy lay
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Infuriating Blue Garrison
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Cerebral scourge upon the earth hominid
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
heady abusive personal credit line roast beef
  04/08/25
...
Know-it-all Appetizing Ratface
  04/08/25
...
heady abusive personal credit line roast beef
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Know-it-all Appetizing Ratface
  04/09/25
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Know-it-all Appetizing Ratface
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Shimmering Ticket Booth Pisswyrm
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
vivacious impressive business firm yarmulke
  04/09/25
Ty
heady abusive personal credit line roast beef
  04/09/25
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Disgusting French Site
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
coral cracking gas station wagecucks
  04/09/25
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heady abusive personal credit line roast beef
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
big center international law enforcement agency
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
heady abusive personal credit line roast beef
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
heady abusive personal credit line roast beef
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
soggy goal in life
  05/02/25
...
heady abusive personal credit line roast beef
  05/12/25
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heady abusive personal credit line roast beef
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
heady abusive personal credit line roast beef
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
vivacious impressive business firm yarmulke
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
heady abusive personal credit line roast beef
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
aromatic resort gaping
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
heady abusive personal credit line roast beef
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
aromatic resort gaping
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Avocado aggressive institution
  06/03/25
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heady abusive personal credit line roast beef
  06/26/25
OP?
heady abusive personal credit line roast beef
  06/27/25
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  07/09/25
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heady abusive personal credit line roast beef
  07/31/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Know-it-all Appetizing Ratface

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: honey-headed wonderful sandwich

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Low-t Aqua Area Circlehead

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Infuriating Blue Garrison

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: heady abusive personal credit line roast beef

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Know-it-all Appetizing Ratface

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: heady abusive personal credit line roast beef

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Infuriating Blue Garrison

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: heady abusive personal credit line roast beef

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Infuriating Blue Garrison

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: heady abusive personal credit line roast beef

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Infuriating Blue Garrison

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: heady abusive personal credit line roast beef

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Know-it-all Appetizing Ratface

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: heady abusive personal credit line roast beef

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Infuriating Blue Garrison

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: heady abusive personal credit line roast beef

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: aromatic resort gaping

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: heady abusive personal credit line roast beef

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: aromatic resort gaping

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: heady abusive personal credit line roast beef

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Vibrant violent rigor

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: heady abusive personal credit line roast beef

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Know-it-all Appetizing Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: sick filthy lay

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Infuriating Blue Garrison

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Cerebral scourge upon the earth hominid

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: heady abusive personal credit line roast beef

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Know-it-all Appetizing Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: heady abusive personal credit line roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Know-it-all Appetizing Ratface

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Know-it-all Appetizing Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Shimmering Ticket Booth Pisswyrm

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: vivacious impressive business firm yarmulke

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: heady abusive personal credit line roast beef

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Disgusting French Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: coral cracking gas station wagecucks

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: heady abusive personal credit line roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: big center international law enforcement agency

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: heady abusive personal credit line roast beef

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: heady abusive personal credit line roast beef

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: soggy goal in life

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: heady abusive personal credit line roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: heady abusive personal credit line roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: heady abusive personal credit line roast beef

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: vivacious impressive business firm yarmulke

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: heady abusive personal credit line roast beef

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: aromatic resort gaping

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: heady abusive personal credit line roast beef

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: aromatic resort gaping

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Avocado aggressive institution

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: heady abusive personal credit line roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: heady abusive personal credit line roast beef

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: heady abusive personal credit line roast beef



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: heady abusive personal credit line roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#49145215)