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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
big bespoke property juggernaut
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
Onyx personal credit line hell
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
big bespoke property juggernaut
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
Onyx personal credit line hell
  10/17/25
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provocative carmine telephone hospital
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  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
exhilarant sandwich electric furnace
  10/17/25
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big bespoke property juggernaut
  10/17/25
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black arousing area
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
Jade fighting institution crotch
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
exhilarant sandwich electric furnace
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
exhilarant sandwich electric furnace
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
big bespoke property juggernaut
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
aphrodisiac ocher dopamine senate
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
Bateful house
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
Lemon jew theater stage
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
big bespoke property juggernaut
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
Lemon jew theater stage
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
tan crackhouse
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
Lemon jew theater stage
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
big bespoke property juggernaut
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
Mischievous Indian Lodge
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
Azure library hissy fit
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
big bespoke property juggernaut
  10/17/25
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exciting faggotry
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
tan crackhouse
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
provocative carmine telephone hospital
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
yapping son of senegal
  10/17/25
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big bespoke property juggernaut
  10/17/25
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exciting faggotry
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
provocative carmine telephone hospital
  10/17/25
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black arousing area
  10/17/25
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disrespectful tantric bawdyhouse giraffe
  10/18/25
lol
frisky primrose idiot
  10/18/25
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Rebellious pit
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
cyan home lettuce
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
big bespoke property juggernaut
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
cyan home lettuce
  10/17/25
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big bespoke property juggernaut
  10/17/25
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drab community account dilemma
  10/18/25
:(
Irradiated rambunctious temple mental disorder
  10/17/25
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high-end filthpig
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
salmon vivacious mediation
  10/18/25
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Slippery lake organic girlfriend milk
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
Jade fighting institution crotch
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Jet Marvelous Clown
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
Spectacular church antidepressant drug
  10/18/25
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high-end filthpig
  10/18/25
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exhilarant sandwich electric furnace
  10/18/25
no homo at all
big bespoke property juggernaut
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Jet Marvelous Clown
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
exhilarant sandwich electric furnace
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
Shivering box office
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Narrow-minded Orchestra Pit Police Squad
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
Comical Flesh Legal Warrant
  10/18/25
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aphrodisiac ocher dopamine senate
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
cyan home lettuce
  10/18/25
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big bespoke property juggernaut
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: big bespoke property juggernaut

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Onyx personal credit line hell

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: big bespoke property juggernaut

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Onyx personal credit line hell

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: provocative carmine telephone hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: drab community account dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: exhilarant sandwich electric furnace

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: big bespoke property juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: black arousing area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Jade fighting institution crotch

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: exhilarant sandwich electric furnace

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: exhilarant sandwich electric furnace

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: big bespoke property juggernaut

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ocher dopamine senate

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Bateful house

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Lemon jew theater stage

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: big bespoke property juggernaut

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Lemon jew theater stage

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: tan crackhouse

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Lemon jew theater stage

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: big bespoke property juggernaut

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Mischievous Indian Lodge

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Azure library hissy fit

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: big bespoke property juggernaut

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: exciting faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: tan crackhouse

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: provocative carmine telephone hospital

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: yapping son of senegal

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: big bespoke property juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: exciting faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: provocative carmine telephone hospital

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: black arousing area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: disrespectful tantric bawdyhouse giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: frisky primrose idiot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Rebellious pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: cyan home lettuce

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: big bespoke property juggernaut

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: cyan home lettuce

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: big bespoke property juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: drab community account dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Irradiated rambunctious temple mental disorder

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: high-end filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: salmon vivacious mediation

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Slippery lake organic girlfriend milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Jade fighting institution crotch

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Jet Marvelous Clown

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Spectacular church antidepressant drug

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: high-end filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: exhilarant sandwich electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: big bespoke property juggernaut

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Jet Marvelous Clown

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: exhilarant sandwich electric furnace

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Shivering box office

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Orchestra Pit Police Squad

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Comical Flesh Legal Warrant

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ocher dopamine senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: cyan home lettuce

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: big bespoke property juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49359746)