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Rate my net worth as of 6/1/25

Home Equity 868,904 401ks 1,241,822 Other Retirement A...
deranged chapel
  06/27/25
you're making 4-5% a month?
Overrated locale
  06/27/25
no of course not but google said S&P is up 4.25% over th...
deranged chapel
  06/27/25
you're doing great if you live in Iowa. Fucked if you're in...
Overrated locale
  06/27/25
Damnit, guess where I live
deranged chapel
  06/27/25
VUG started at 413 on 6/1/2025. Is currently at 436.40. ...
Sienna Stubborn Orchestra Pit
  06/27/25
btw are you guys including the value of personal items like ...
deranged chapel
  06/27/25
(TMF)
nighttime public bath
  06/27/25
...
Unholy associate personal credit line
  06/27/25
I hope nutella sodomizes you and every other xo lawyer with ...
180 university goal in life
  06/27/25
?
deranged chapel
  06/27/25
I think it's a pretty clear sentence
180 university goal in life
  06/28/25
Really need you include your rough age here. If you're 5...
Sienna Stubborn Orchestra Pit
  06/27/25
39
deranged chapel
  06/27/25
CR.
Sienna Stubborn Orchestra Pit
  06/27/25
Thanks but the cash position is way too high and the home eq...
deranged chapel
  06/27/25
You're also low on crypto and don't own any real estate othe...
Sienna Stubborn Orchestra Pit
  06/27/25
I'm way too risk-averse to drop $100k in crypto now that mos...
deranged chapel
  06/27/25
ETH is max 3% / year and SOL is max 7.5% / year.
Sienna Stubborn Orchestra Pit
  06/27/25
SOL still has quite a bit of potential.
deranged chapel
  06/27/25
Fuck yeah. I'm HODLING ~1250. All from 1,000 I copped ba...
Sienna Stubborn Orchestra Pit
  06/27/25
damn bro so jelly
deranged chapel
  06/27/25
Also -- don't forget to report and pay your taxes on your st...
Sienna Stubborn Orchestra Pit
  06/27/25
Love staking my SOL ungh
bipolar cheese-eating whorehouse
  06/28/25
Edit: Need both your age and your height. If you're 39 and 6...
rose trump supporter institution
  06/27/25
6'0"
deranged chapel
  06/27/25
Doing hhnw is cucked imo
Concupiscible mahogany field
  06/27/25
Why. We're one economic unit.
deranged chapel
  06/27/25
1. If phenotype remains unseen it conveys you married for In...
Concupiscible mahogany field
  06/27/25
I love how you're always there to be a little bitch whenever...
deranged chapel
  06/27/25
Im Taller than you with a higher SAT and 7” dick. Even...
Concupiscible mahogany field
  06/27/25
No you're not, no you don't, yes it is.
deranged chapel
  06/27/25
Every moslem I’ve ever seen is Bald
Concupiscible mahogany field
  06/27/25
LJL -- you included wife's NW with yours? I retract every...
Sienna Stubborn Orchestra Pit
  06/27/25
That makes no sense. The law doesn't view it that way and ne...
deranged chapel
  06/27/25
I don't make the rules brej. The rules are just the rules. ...
Sienna Stubborn Orchestra Pit
  06/27/25
If only you knew how much you suck. We don’t even know...
Concupiscible mahogany field
  06/27/25
like 80%
deranged chapel
  06/27/25
Im talking about net worth not the aggregate amount of Sperm...
Concupiscible mahogany field
  06/27/25
Nice Jewish humor, you're mad cuz you're poorer than me?
deranged chapel
  06/27/25
I am your better. Go ahead. We can do a Poll.
Concupiscible mahogany field
  06/27/25
What are we voting on?
deranged chapel
  06/27/25
Bitterness
Concupiscible mahogany field
  06/27/25
You're easily more bitter, I just rail about Jews and nothin...
deranged chapel
  06/27/25
I meant Betterness. I am your Better.
Concupiscible mahogany field
  06/27/25
Post your unposted height
Concupiscible mahogany field
  06/27/25
...
Sable comical corner
  06/27/25
What if I earned all the money that I contributed to my wife...
rose trump supporter institution
  06/27/25
congrats. but that NW *really* doesn't sound very muslim of...
Passionate idiot house
  06/27/25
yeah it's strange in the sense that i feel like most muslims...
deranged chapel
  06/27/25
Good for flyover. Below average for coastal HCOL.
Burgundy boyish lodge
  06/27/25
about the same as mine, youve got me by 40k
Unholy associate personal credit line
  06/27/25
...
deranged chapel
  06/27/25
You’re way wealthier than me.
Fear-inspiring provocative church
  06/27/25
why so much in cash?
Soul-stirring onyx antidepressant drug stead
  06/27/25
got a huge bonus in march. was gonna invest it when market h...
deranged chapel
  06/28/25
you're a poor stupid faggot with AIDS
Emerald spectacular stag film
  06/28/25
180. Our nw is about $2.8m but we’re a few years older...
Talking olive trailer park coffee pot
  06/28/25
Nice brother
deranged chapel
  06/28/25
i might walk away from firm life and become an arbitrator in...
Talking olive trailer park coffee pot
  07/01/25
how much do arbitrators make in your area? i know nothing ab...
deranged chapel
  07/01/25
hard to say - they charge by the day in my field (labor). ty...
Talking olive trailer park coffee pot
  07/02/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: deranged chapel

Home Equity 868,904

401ks 1,241,822

Other Retirement Accounts 111,832

Brokerage 271,475

Cash 288,977

Crypto 146,142

College Fund 128,667

total: 3,057,819

add 4-5% for investment gains since then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49054928)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: Overrated locale

you're making 4-5% a month?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49054977)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: deranged chapel

no of course not but google said S&P is up 4.25% over the last month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49054983)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Overrated locale

you're doing great if you live in Iowa. Fucked if you're in California.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49054992)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: deranged chapel

Damnit, guess where I live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49054998)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Sienna Stubborn Orchestra Pit

VUG started at 413 on 6/1/2025.

Is currently at 436.40.

Increase of 5.7%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49054986)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: deranged chapel

btw are you guys including the value of personal items like cars, jewelry etc. in these calculations? because that's not reflected here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49054945)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: nighttime public bath

(TMF)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055203)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Unholy associate personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055204)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: 180 university goal in life

I hope nutella sodomizes you and every other xo lawyer with a rusty tire iron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49054946)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: deranged chapel

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49054947)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 6:48 AM
Author: 180 university goal in life

I think it's a pretty clear sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055684)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: Sienna Stubborn Orchestra Pit

Really need you include your rough age here.

If you're 55, you're fucked. If you're 25, you're doing great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49054949)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: deranged chapel

39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49054955)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Sienna Stubborn Orchestra Pit

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49054975)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: deranged chapel

Thanks but the cash position is way too high and the home equity is useless. Don't see how the market will decline anytime soon either, but I need to invest like $150k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49054980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Sienna Stubborn Orchestra Pit

You're also low on crypto and don't own any real estate other than your home. Bad time to get into real estate right now. You should cop $100k more crypto today and put $50k in SP500 Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49054988)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: deranged chapel

I'm way too risk-averse to drop $100k in crypto now that most of the gains are off the table. I'm only in BTC, ETH, and SOL but staked in the latter two which adds like 3% more coins every month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49054997)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Sienna Stubborn Orchestra Pit

ETH is max 3% / year and SOL is max 7.5% / year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055023)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: deranged chapel

SOL still has quite a bit of potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055033)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Sienna Stubborn Orchestra Pit

Fuck yeah. I'm HODLING ~1250.

All from 1,000 I copped back when it was $4.5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055037)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: deranged chapel

damn bro so jelly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055053)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Sienna Stubborn Orchestra Pit

Also -- don't forget to report and pay your taxes on your staking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055045)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: bipolar cheese-eating whorehouse

Love staking my SOL ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49056182)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: rose trump supporter institution

Edit: Need both your age and your height. If you're 39 and 6'4", you're doing great. If you're 39 and 5'8", then you're fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055405)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: deranged chapel

6'0"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055407)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Concupiscible mahogany field

Doing hhnw is cucked imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49054993)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: deranged chapel

Why. We're one economic unit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055002)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Concupiscible mahogany field

1. If phenotype remains unseen it conveys you married for Income like a Woman and are low T

2. Divorcepwnage

3. You’re 2x what most are posting including married poasters and you have her Consooming to factor in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055017)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: deranged chapel

I love how you're always there to be a little bitch whenever it's shown that I'm better than you, you short, balding Jewish fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055020)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: Concupiscible mahogany field

Im Taller than you with a higher SAT and 7” dick. Even if your dick is bigger mine is still 7 which isn’t small imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055025)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: deranged chapel

No you're not, no you don't, yes it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Concupiscible mahogany field

Every moslem I’ve ever seen is Bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055059)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: Sienna Stubborn Orchestra Pit

LJL -- you included wife's NW with yours?

I retract everything. You're doing shit.

It's well known on xo that, except for primary residence equity, wives assets are to be EXCLUDED from NW calculations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055026)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: deranged chapel

That makes no sense. The law doesn't view it that way and neither do financial professionals. And that's hardly "well-known" or standard practice here, and if it is, it's fitting for the group of retards that poast here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055028)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Sienna Stubborn Orchestra Pit

I don't make the rules brej. The rules are just the rules.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055040)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Concupiscible mahogany field

If only you knew how much you suck. We don’t even know how much you contributed you idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055057)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: deranged chapel

like 80%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055060)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible mahogany field

Im talking about net worth not the aggregate amount of Sperm that other guys jizzed in your wife’s gash you sand nigger shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055063)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: deranged chapel

Nice Jewish humor, you're mad cuz you're poorer than me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055065)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Concupiscible mahogany field

I am your better. Go ahead. We can do a Poll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055067)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: deranged chapel

What are we voting on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055069)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Concupiscible mahogany field

Bitterness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055070)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: deranged chapel

You're easily more bitter, I just rail about Jews and nothing else. My life is 180 and I would never trade it with a balding Jewish midget like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055074)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible mahogany field

I meant Betterness. I am your Better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055185)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible mahogany field

Post your unposted height

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055186)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: Sable comical corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055031)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: rose trump supporter institution

What if I earned all the money that I contributed to my wife's retirement accounts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055402)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Passionate idiot house

congrats. but that NW *really* doesn't sound very muslim of you unless you have middle east oil money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055071)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: deranged chapel

yeah it's strange in the sense that i feel like most muslims i've known are either far richer or far poorer, few in my situation imo though i know the overall averages nationwide are much lower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055077)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Burgundy boyish lodge

Good for flyover.

Below average for coastal HCOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055155)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Unholy associate personal credit line

about the same as mine, youve got me by 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055199)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: deranged chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055410)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring provocative church

You’re way wealthier than me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055429)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Soul-stirring onyx antidepressant drug stead

why so much in cash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055477)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: deranged chapel

got a huge bonus in march. was gonna invest it when market had that drop, didn't do it, market kept climbing. it's kinda fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055541)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 6:50 AM
Author: Emerald spectacular stag film

you're a poor stupid faggot with AIDS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055686)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 7:50 AM
Author: Talking olive trailer park coffee pot

180. Our nw is about $2.8m but we’re a few years older than you.

Excluding your wife’s accounts from nw is idiocy. I’ve never heard this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055740)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: deranged chapel

Nice brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49056213)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Talking olive trailer park coffee pot

i might walk away from firm life and become an arbitrator in the next 2-4 years. i want to get out just before i turn 50. just need to save a couple years' living expenses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49063623)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: deranged chapel

how much do arbitrators make in your area? i know nothing about that but seems like a chill way to coast until retirement.

with the caveat that aging can always mess with these plans i don't see myself ever retiring, trying to create a fallback option for my kids because i think their generation is utterly fucked and i'm gonna die trying to make sure they'll be alright

$3,111,596 as of this morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49063665)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Talking olive trailer park coffee pot

hard to say - they charge by the day in my field (labor). typical rates are like $1500 - 2500 per day. so i guess it depends on how much biz you get. i'd guess an average yearly income would be like 200-300? starting out probably like low 100s until you get going.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49066662)