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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
stirring alpha
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
Spectacular crackhouse patrolman
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
stirring alpha
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
wine senate
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
stirring alpha
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
translucent crusty wagecucks
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
wine senate
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
Adulterous Twisted Set
  09/22/23
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stirring alpha
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
wine senate
  09/22/23
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Arousing police squad indian lodge
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
lavender tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
impressive background story newt
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
disrespectful submissive stock car
  09/22/23
Yes
stirring alpha
  09/22/23
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glassy mentally impaired office
  09/22/23
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godawful heady kitchen
  09/22/23
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Outnumbered party of the first part old irish cottage
  09/22/23
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Arousing police squad indian lodge
  09/23/23
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Outnumbered party of the first part old irish cottage
  09/27/23
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Canary space
  10/01/23
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Geriatric bearded ceo box office
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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stirring alpha
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
bonkers institution rigpig
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
stirring alpha
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
Outnumbered party of the first part old irish cottage
  09/22/23
...
Blue Provocative Faggotry
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
insanely creepy indirect expression
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
Dark kink-friendly bawdyhouse
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
stirring alpha
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
Snowy Disturbing Sanctuary
  09/22/23
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stirring alpha
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
Charismatic lake persian
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
translucent crusty wagecucks
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
stirring alpha
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
Charismatic lake persian
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
stirring alpha
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
Snowy Disturbing Sanctuary
  09/27/23
...
stirring alpha
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
Ungodly Offensive Native Codepig
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
stirring alpha
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
Ungodly Offensive Native Codepig
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
stirring alpha
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
Ungodly Offensive Native Codepig
  09/27/23
lol 😂
glittery ultramarine headpube
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
Cracking zippy state
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
lilac chad
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
Cracking zippy state
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
stirring alpha
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
Mahogany Fiercely-loyal Abode
  09/27/23
Ungh
Overrated Drab Useless Brakes Dingle Berry
  10/01/23
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Mahogany Fiercely-loyal Abode
  10/02/23
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stirring alpha
  10/01/23
Yes
nofapping field legal warrant
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
brilliant boyish plaza gay wizard
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: stirring alpha

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: Spectacular crackhouse patrolman

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: stirring alpha

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: wine senate

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: stirring alpha

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: translucent crusty wagecucks

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: wine senate

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: Adulterous Twisted Set

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: stirring alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: wine senate

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Arousing police squad indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: lavender tanning salon fortuitous meteor

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: impressive background story newt

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: disrespectful submissive stock car

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: stirring alpha

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: glassy mentally impaired office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: godawful heady kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: Outnumbered party of the first part old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Arousing police squad indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: Outnumbered party of the first part old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: Canary space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Geriatric bearded ceo box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: stirring alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: bonkers institution rigpig

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: stirring alpha

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: Outnumbered party of the first part old irish cottage

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: Blue Provocative Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: insanely creepy indirect expression

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Dark kink-friendly bawdyhouse

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: stirring alpha

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Snowy Disturbing Sanctuary

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: stirring alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: Charismatic lake persian

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: translucent crusty wagecucks

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: stirring alpha

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: Charismatic lake persian

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: stirring alpha

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Snowy Disturbing Sanctuary

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: stirring alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: Ungodly Offensive Native Codepig

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: stirring alpha

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: Ungodly Offensive Native Codepig

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: stirring alpha

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: Ungodly Offensive Native Codepig

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: glittery ultramarine headpube

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: Cracking zippy state

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: lilac chad

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: Cracking zippy state

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: stirring alpha

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Mahogany Fiercely-loyal Abode

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: Overrated Drab Useless Brakes Dingle Berry

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Mahogany Fiercely-loyal Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: stirring alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: nofapping field legal warrant

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: brilliant boyish plaza gay wizard

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#49894111)