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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
Turquoise psychic office
  06/06/25
Did they check your blood pressure?
well-lubricated magical resort mad cow disease
  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
Turquoise psychic office
  06/06/25
No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation
Galvanic tanning salon pocket flask
  06/06/25
lol, can’t tell if flame
180 parlor hunting ground
  06/06/25
They check blood pressure for literally everything
Crusty business firm
  06/06/25
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cream rough-skinned church giraffe
  06/06/25
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brilliant dysfunction goyim
  06/06/25
Also, this is 40.
well-lubricated magical resort mad cow disease
  06/06/25
I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
Turquoise psychic office
  06/06/25
if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit ...
self-centered base gaping
  06/06/25
LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have ...
Turquoise psychic office
  06/06/25
Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t ...
cocky trailer park volcanic crater
  06/06/25
I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I c...
Turquoise psychic office
  06/07/25
You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
out-of-control depressive puppy
  06/07/25
The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
Turquoise psychic office
  06/07/25
twist. you cant make this stuff up
Histrionic mahogany native
  06/06/25
u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even try...
self-centered base gaping
  06/06/25
...
brilliant dysfunction goyim
  06/06/25
maintaining average weight is the secret to life
Histrionic mahogany native
  06/06/25
Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while ...
pungent locus juggernaut
  06/06/25
I couldn't move from the back pain
Turquoise psychic office
  06/06/25
Damn
pungent locus juggernaut
  06/06/25
That's like a $10,000 bill.
brilliant dysfunction goyim
  06/06/25
not including tip
Histrionic mahogany native
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out-of-control depressive puppy
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Plum Abode
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Crusty business firm
  06/06/25
I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly
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well-lubricated magical resort mad cow disease
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out-of-control depressive puppy
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self-centered base gaping
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Spectacular cruel-hearted locale international law enforcement agency
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Galvanic tanning salon pocket flask
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180 parlor hunting ground
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odious embarrassed to the bone sneaky criminal public bath
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Unholy Gas Station Digit Ratio
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olive beady-eyed headpube
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aromatic pearly parlour boistinker
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LOL
Laughsome forum
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Razzmatazz fantasy-prone hall
  06/27/25
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out-of-control depressive puppy
  06/27/25
he can pay in installments using klarna
Mentally Impaired Deep Pistol
  06/06/25
He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of...
olive beady-eyed headpube
  06/06/25
were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> ...
hairraiser startling station candlestick maker
  06/06/25
dingfagged with prescription advil
Turquoise psychic office
  06/06/25
terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambul...
hairraiser startling station candlestick maker
  06/06/25
LJL I have insurance
Turquoise psychic office
  06/06/25
are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when ...
out-of-control depressive puppy
  06/06/25
You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just ...
hairraiser startling station candlestick maker
  06/06/25
What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
brilliant dysfunction goyim
  06/06/25
I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the w...
Turquoise psychic office
  06/06/25
Dirte tp is moving?
Histrionic mahogany native
  06/06/25
Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a mas...
Mildly autistic marketing idea legend
  06/06/25
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domesticated love of her life hissy fit
  06/06/25
same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
Histrionic mahogany native
  06/06/25
u cant, ur back
puce insane dingle berry
  06/06/25
glad everything turned out alright.
scarlet piazza
  06/06/25
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cream rough-skinned church giraffe
  06/06/25
um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
Plum Abode
  06/06/25
the location and sharpness of pain
Turquoise psychic office
  06/06/25
ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
Plum Abode
  06/06/25
Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my ba...
aqua zombie-like spot
  06/06/25
...
Turquoise psychic office
  06/06/25
Expected disco to be the OP
Cyan stirring senate
  06/06/25
both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSL...
Spectacular cruel-hearted locale international law enforcement agency
  06/06/25
Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at lea...
soggy hell ape
  06/06/25
Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
Mildly autistic marketing idea legend
  06/06/25
Expected it to be a kidney stone
Charcoal Curious Set
  06/06/25
sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind...
diverse federal market
  06/06/25
The HOG was on the toilet
Glassy theatre dog poop
  06/06/25
Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?
sable unhinged toaster
  06/06/25
Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me a...
Turquoise psychic office
  06/07/25


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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Turquoise psychic office

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: well-lubricated magical resort mad cow disease

Did they check your blood pressure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991822)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Turquoise psychic office

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991831)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Galvanic tanning salon pocket flask

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991994)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: 180 parlor hunting ground

lol, can’t tell if flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992068)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Crusty business firm

They check blood pressure for literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992339)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: cream rough-skinned church giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48993016)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: brilliant dysfunction goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48993051)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: well-lubricated magical resort mad cow disease

Also, this is 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991823)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Turquoise psychic office

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991833)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: self-centered base gaping

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991838)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Turquoise psychic office

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991848)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: cocky trailer park volcanic crater

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992346)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Turquoise psychic office

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48994548)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: out-of-control depressive puppy

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48994549)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Turquoise psychic office

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48994583)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Histrionic mahogany native

twist. you cant make this stuff up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991851)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: self-centered base gaping

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991834)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: brilliant dysfunction goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991843)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Histrionic mahogany native

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991854)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: pungent locus juggernaut

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991837)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Turquoise psychic office

I couldn't move from the back pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991845)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: pungent locus juggernaut

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991853)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: brilliant dysfunction goyim

That's like a $10,000 bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991846)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Histrionic mahogany native

not including tip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991855)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: concupiscible chrome gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991861)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: out-of-control depressive puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991868)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Plum Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991960)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Crusty business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992342)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Glassy theatre dog poop

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991900)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: well-lubricated magical resort mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991909)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: out-of-control depressive puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991914)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: self-centered base gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991939)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Plum Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991962)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Hyperventilating becky sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991985)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Spectacular cruel-hearted locale international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991991)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Galvanic tanning salon pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991995)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: 180 parlor hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992070)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Cyan stirring senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992078)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: odious embarrassed to the bone sneaky criminal public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992084)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Mildly autistic marketing idea legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992109)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: soggy hell ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992136)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Unholy Gas Station Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992266)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: olive beady-eyed headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992399)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: aromatic pearly parlour boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48993876)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Laughsome forum

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48994925)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fantasy-prone hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#49055364)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: out-of-control depressive puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#49055366)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Deep Pistol

he can pay in installments using klarna

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991963)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: olive beady-eyed headpube

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992400)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: hairraiser startling station candlestick maker

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991847)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Turquoise psychic office

dingfagged with prescription advil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991852)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: hairraiser startling station candlestick maker

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991913)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Turquoise psychic office

LJL I have insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991917)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: out-of-control depressive puppy

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991989)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: hairraiser startling station candlestick maker

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992100)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: brilliant dysfunction goyim

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991850)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Turquoise psychic office

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991856)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Histrionic mahogany native

Dirte tp is moving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991863)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Mildly autistic marketing idea legend

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992116)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: domesticated love of her life hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992340)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Histrionic mahogany native

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991858)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: puce insane dingle berry

u cant, ur back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991903)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: scarlet piazza

glad everything turned out alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991957)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: cream rough-skinned church giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48993019)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Plum Abode

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991966)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Turquoise psychic office

the location and sharpness of pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991976)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Plum Abode

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991997)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: aqua zombie-like spot

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992203)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Turquoise psychic office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992207)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Cyan stirring senate

Expected disco to be the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992077)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Spectacular cruel-hearted locale international law enforcement agency

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992082)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: soggy hell ape

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992139)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Mildly autistic marketing idea legend

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992105)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Charcoal Curious Set

Expected it to be a kidney stone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992795)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: diverse federal market

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992906)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Glassy theatre dog poop

The HOG was on the toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48993017)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: sable unhinged toaster

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48993047)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Turquoise psychic office

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48994921)