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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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gay alpha
  06/27/25
i support islam now
Splenetic gaming laptop institution
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beta silver turdskin
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
arousing set
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
gay alpha
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
arousing set
  06/27/25
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Beady-eyed sienna shrine fortuitous meteor
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vengeful azure legend
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Trip Degenerate
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Trip Degenerate
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
Haunting hominid
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bearded old irish cottage
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
ultramarine personal credit line
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
Rusted Station Macaca
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
ultramarine personal credit line
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
arousing set
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
ultramarine personal credit line
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adventurous nighttime karate dog poop
  06/27/25
It's both
lime queen of the night athletic conference
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vengeful azure legend
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
soggy twinkling uncleanness
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
ebony odious office friendly grandma
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
Splenetic gaming laptop institution
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
Duck-like boyish patrolman trailer park
  06/27/25
lmfao
Rusted Station Macaca
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
Concupiscible Field
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
vengeful azure legend
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
Concupiscible Field
  06/27/25
lmao
Trip Degenerate
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
arousing set
  06/27/25
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gold mad-dog skullcap locale
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
Trip Degenerate
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Harsh poppy deer antler
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
Trip Degenerate
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
ultramarine personal credit line
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Harsh poppy deer antler
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
ultramarine personal credit line
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
vengeful azure legend
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
Concupiscible Field
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
Trip Degenerate
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
vengeful azure legend
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
honey-headed ratface school
  06/27/25
TiTscR
Irradiated stage
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
gay alpha
  06/27/25
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gay alpha
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
soggy twinkling uncleanness
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Iridescent aromatic state toilet seat
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
khaki center
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Arrogant stage
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
Snowy Menage Mood
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Iridescent aromatic state toilet seat
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
stubborn preventive strike
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
ebony odious office friendly grandma
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
Trip Degenerate
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
Snowy Menage Mood
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
Iridescent aromatic state toilet seat
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: gay alpha



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Splenetic gaming laptop institution

i support islam now

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: beta silver turdskin



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: arousing set

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: gay alpha

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: arousing set

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Beady-eyed sienna shrine fortuitous meteor



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: ultramarine personal credit line



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: vengeful azure legend



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Trip Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Trip Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Haunting hominid

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: bearded old irish cottage



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: ultramarine personal credit line

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Rusted Station Macaca

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: ultramarine personal credit line

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: arousing set

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: ultramarine personal credit line

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: adventurous nighttime karate dog poop



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: lime queen of the night athletic conference

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: vengeful azure legend



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: soggy twinkling uncleanness

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: ebony odious office friendly grandma

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Splenetic gaming laptop institution

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Duck-like boyish patrolman trailer park

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Rusted Station Macaca

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Concupiscible Field

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: vengeful azure legend

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible Field

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Trip Degenerate

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: arousing set

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: gold mad-dog skullcap locale



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Trip Degenerate

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Harsh poppy deer antler

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Trip Degenerate

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: ultramarine personal credit line

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Harsh poppy deer antler

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: ultramarine personal credit line

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: vengeful azure legend

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Concupiscible Field

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Trip Degenerate

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: vengeful azure legend

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: honey-headed ratface school

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Irradiated stage

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: gay alpha

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: gay alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: soggy twinkling uncleanness

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Iridescent aromatic state toilet seat

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: khaki center

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Arrogant stage

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Snowy Menage Mood

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Iridescent aromatic state toilet seat

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: stubborn preventive strike

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: ebony odious office friendly grandma

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Trip Degenerate

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Snowy Menage Mood

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Iridescent aromatic state toilet seat

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055482)