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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
cheese-eating fantasy-prone elastic band field
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Aqua background story
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
wonderful mildly autistic tanning salon
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Canary business firm
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Concupiscible ocher personal credit line
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
cheese-eating fantasy-prone elastic band field
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Concupiscible ocher personal credit line
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Canary business firm
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Concupiscible ocher personal credit line
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Canary business firm
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Concupiscible ocher personal credit line
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Canary business firm
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Concupiscible ocher personal credit line
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
cheese-eating fantasy-prone elastic band field
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Concupiscible ocher personal credit line
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Canary business firm
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Concupiscible ocher personal credit line
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Mentally impaired sneaky criminal pervert
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Concupiscible ocher personal credit line
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Mentally impaired sneaky criminal pervert
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Concupiscible ocher personal credit line
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Aromatic location liquid oxygen
  04/08/25
that's rude
Concupiscible ocher personal credit line
  04/08/25
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cheese-eating fantasy-prone elastic band field
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
stubborn old irish cottage dilemma
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Canary business firm
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
aggressive center
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Concupiscible ocher personal credit line
  04/08/25
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cheese-eating fantasy-prone elastic band field
  04/08/25
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Concupiscible ocher personal credit line
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
cheese-eating fantasy-prone elastic band field
  04/09/25
...
cheese-eating fantasy-prone elastic band field
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
House-broken preventive strike mental disorder
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
disrespectful costumed nursing home juggernaut
  04/09/25
Ty
Concupiscible ocher personal credit line
  04/09/25
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exhilarant obsidian senate
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
arrogant dysfunction
  04/09/25
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Concupiscible ocher personal credit line
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
big goal in life
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Concupiscible ocher personal credit line
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Concupiscible ocher personal credit line
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
bisexual seedy codepig
  05/02/25
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Concupiscible ocher personal credit line
  05/12/25
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Concupiscible ocher personal credit line
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Concupiscible ocher personal credit line
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
disrespectful costumed nursing home juggernaut
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Concupiscible ocher personal credit line
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Mentally impaired sneaky criminal pervert
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Concupiscible ocher personal credit line
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Mentally impaired sneaky criminal pervert
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Abusive Walnut Lodge Doctorate
  06/03/25
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Concupiscible ocher personal credit line
  06/26/25
OP?
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  06/27/25
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Concupiscible ocher personal credit line
  07/31/25
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chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: cheese-eating fantasy-prone elastic band field

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Aqua background story

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: wonderful mildly autistic tanning salon

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Canary business firm

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Concupiscible ocher personal credit line

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: cheese-eating fantasy-prone elastic band field

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Concupiscible ocher personal credit line

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Canary business firm

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible ocher personal credit line

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Canary business firm

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible ocher personal credit line

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Canary business firm

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Concupiscible ocher personal credit line

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: cheese-eating fantasy-prone elastic band field

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible ocher personal credit line

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Canary business firm

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Concupiscible ocher personal credit line

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Mentally impaired sneaky criminal pervert

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Concupiscible ocher personal credit line

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Mentally impaired sneaky criminal pervert

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Concupiscible ocher personal credit line

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Aromatic location liquid oxygen

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Concupiscible ocher personal credit line

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: cheese-eating fantasy-prone elastic band field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: stubborn old irish cottage dilemma

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Canary business firm

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: aggressive center

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Concupiscible ocher personal credit line

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: cheese-eating fantasy-prone elastic band field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Concupiscible ocher personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: cheese-eating fantasy-prone elastic band field

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: cheese-eating fantasy-prone elastic band field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: House-broken preventive strike mental disorder

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: disrespectful costumed nursing home juggernaut

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Concupiscible ocher personal credit line

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: exhilarant obsidian senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: arrogant dysfunction

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Concupiscible ocher personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: big goal in life

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Concupiscible ocher personal credit line

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Concupiscible ocher personal credit line

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: bisexual seedy codepig

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Concupiscible ocher personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Concupiscible ocher personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Concupiscible ocher personal credit line

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: disrespectful costumed nursing home juggernaut

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Concupiscible ocher personal credit line

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Mentally impaired sneaky criminal pervert

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Concupiscible ocher personal credit line

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Mentally impaired sneaky criminal pervert

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Abusive Walnut Lodge Doctorate

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Concupiscible ocher personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Concupiscible ocher personal credit line

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible ocher personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Concupiscible ocher personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2E#49331552)