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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
Boyish chapel feces
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
ultramarine glittery locale
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
Boyish chapel feces
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
ultramarine glittery locale
  10/17/25
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copper headpube multi-billionaire
  10/17/25
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passionate brunch twinkling uncleanness
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
Maize Field
  10/17/25
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Boyish chapel feces
  10/17/25
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Chestnut 180 point
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
Violet whorehouse newt
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
Maize Field
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
Maize Field
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
Boyish chapel feces
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
Tripping stirring library filthpig
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
exciting lake stead haunted graveyard
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
indigo supple lay
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
Boyish chapel feces
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
indigo supple lay
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
Razzle property
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
indigo supple lay
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
Boyish chapel feces
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
Thriller gaping
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
blue mad-dog skullcap
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
Boyish chapel feces
  10/17/25
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Mauve fragrant cuckold
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
Razzle property
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
copper headpube multi-billionaire
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
Apoplectic fiercely-loyal national
  10/17/25
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Boyish chapel feces
  10/17/25
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Mauve fragrant cuckold
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
copper headpube multi-billionaire
  10/17/25
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Chestnut 180 point
  10/17/25
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shimmering fat ankles
  10/18/25
lol
honey-headed piazza regret
  10/18/25
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Idiotic Garrison
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
Odious ticket booth
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
Boyish chapel feces
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
Odious ticket booth
  10/17/25
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Boyish chapel feces
  10/17/25
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passionate brunch twinkling uncleanness
  10/18/25
:(
Spruce locus idea he suggested
  10/17/25
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dashing maniacal dopamine space
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
Hairraiser school
  10/18/25
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Spectacular church partner
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
Violet whorehouse newt
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Coral Hall Hunting Ground
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
confused volcanic crater
  10/18/25
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dashing maniacal dopamine space
  10/18/25
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Maize Field
  10/18/25
no homo at all
Boyish chapel feces
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Coral Hall Hunting Ground
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
Maize Field
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
cerebral translucent toaster
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
contagious green patrolman kitchen
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
Canary knife
  10/18/25
...
Tripping stirring library filthpig
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
Odious ticket booth
  10/18/25
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Boyish chapel feces
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Boyish chapel feces

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: ultramarine glittery locale

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Boyish chapel feces

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: ultramarine glittery locale

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: copper headpube multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: passionate brunch twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Maize Field

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Boyish chapel feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Chestnut 180 point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Violet whorehouse newt

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Maize Field

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Maize Field

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Boyish chapel feces

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Tripping stirring library filthpig

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: exciting lake stead haunted graveyard

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: indigo supple lay

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Boyish chapel feces

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: indigo supple lay

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Razzle property

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: indigo supple lay

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Boyish chapel feces

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Thriller gaping

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: blue mad-dog skullcap

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Boyish chapel feces

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Mauve fragrant cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Razzle property

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: copper headpube multi-billionaire

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Apoplectic fiercely-loyal national

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Boyish chapel feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Mauve fragrant cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: copper headpube multi-billionaire

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Chestnut 180 point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: shimmering fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: honey-headed piazza regret

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Idiotic Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Odious ticket booth

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Boyish chapel feces

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Odious ticket booth

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Boyish chapel feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: passionate brunch twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Spruce locus idea he suggested

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: dashing maniacal dopamine space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Hairraiser school

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Spectacular church partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Violet whorehouse newt

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Coral Hall Hunting Ground

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: confused volcanic crater

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: dashing maniacal dopamine space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Maize Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Boyish chapel feces

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Coral Hall Hunting Ground

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Maize Field

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: cerebral translucent toaster

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: contagious green patrolman kitchen

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Canary knife

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Tripping stirring library filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Odious ticket booth

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Boyish chapel feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49359746)