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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
crusty vigorous theater pisswyrm
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
Primrose Abode
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
crusty vigorous theater pisswyrm
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
Emerald Soggy Ape
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
crusty vigorous theater pisswyrm
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
Odious cuckoldry
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
Emerald Soggy Ape
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
buff market
  09/22/23
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crusty vigorous theater pisswyrm
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
Emerald Soggy Ape
  09/22/23
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Slippery charismatic casino
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
bronze razzle resort scourge upon the earth
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
saffron forum keepsake machete
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
medicated library
  09/22/23
Yes
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  09/22/23
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  10/01/23
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  10/02/23
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  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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crusty vigorous theater pisswyrm
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
180 theatre indirect expression
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
crusty vigorous theater pisswyrm
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
ocher embarrassed to the bone dilemma
  09/22/23
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maniacal provocative rigpig
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
Mildly autistic titillating mediation church
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
Swashbuckling Hall Corn Cake
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
crusty vigorous theater pisswyrm
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
learning disabled rambunctious stead psychic
  09/22/23
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crusty vigorous theater pisswyrm
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
Lascivious self-absorbed cruise ship
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
Odious cuckoldry
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
crusty vigorous theater pisswyrm
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
Lascivious self-absorbed cruise ship
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
crusty vigorous theater pisswyrm
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
learning disabled rambunctious stead psychic
  09/27/23
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crusty vigorous theater pisswyrm
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
appetizing rough-skinned ladyboy stag film
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
crusty vigorous theater pisswyrm
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
appetizing rough-skinned ladyboy stag film
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
crusty vigorous theater pisswyrm
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
appetizing rough-skinned ladyboy stag film
  09/27/23
lol 😂
drunken territorial school cafeteria
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
stimulating cuck
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
free-loading mahogany crotch
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
stimulating cuck
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
crusty vigorous theater pisswyrm
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
Anal balding boistinker indian lodge
  09/27/23
Ungh
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  10/01/23
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  10/02/23
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crusty vigorous theater pisswyrm
  10/01/23
Yes
Underhanded circlehead
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
Thriller Onyx Incel Boltzmann
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: crusty vigorous theater pisswyrm

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: Primrose Abode

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: crusty vigorous theater pisswyrm

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: Emerald Soggy Ape

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: crusty vigorous theater pisswyrm

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: Odious cuckoldry

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Emerald Soggy Ape

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: buff market

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: crusty vigorous theater pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: Emerald Soggy Ape

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Slippery charismatic casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: bronze razzle resort scourge upon the earth

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: saffron forum keepsake machete

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: medicated library

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: crusty vigorous theater pisswyrm

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: bipolar striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: turquoise electric puppy goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: ocher embarrassed to the bone dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Slippery charismatic casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: ocher embarrassed to the bone dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: Maroon Hell Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: motley space immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: crusty vigorous theater pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: 180 theatre indirect expression

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: crusty vigorous theater pisswyrm

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: ocher embarrassed to the bone dilemma

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: maniacal provocative rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Mildly autistic titillating mediation church

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hall Corn Cake

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: crusty vigorous theater pisswyrm

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: learning disabled rambunctious stead psychic

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: crusty vigorous theater pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: Lascivious self-absorbed cruise ship

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Odious cuckoldry

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: crusty vigorous theater pisswyrm

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: Lascivious self-absorbed cruise ship

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: crusty vigorous theater pisswyrm

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: learning disabled rambunctious stead psychic

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: crusty vigorous theater pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: appetizing rough-skinned ladyboy stag film

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: crusty vigorous theater pisswyrm

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: appetizing rough-skinned ladyboy stag film

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: crusty vigorous theater pisswyrm

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: appetizing rough-skinned ladyboy stag film

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: drunken territorial school cafeteria

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: stimulating cuck

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: free-loading mahogany crotch

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: stimulating cuck

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: crusty vigorous theater pisswyrm

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Anal balding boistinker indian lodge

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: Coral Flirting Internal Respiration

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Anal balding boistinker indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: crusty vigorous theater pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: Underhanded circlehead

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Thriller Onyx Incel Boltzmann

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#49894111)