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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
Excitant indecent church building
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
Spectacular resort sweet tailpipe
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
Wonderful useless whorehouse lettuce
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
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Pink Cuck
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Canary lodge sex offender
  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
cerebral school cafeteria doctorate
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Canary lodge sex offender
  06/27/25
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Chocolate idiotic mexican hominid
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fragrant theater stage dragon
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
Poppy thriller piazza feces
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
Vermilion theater marketing idea
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
stubborn vigorous toilet seat
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Vermilion theater marketing idea
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
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titillating gaped space old irish cottage
  06/28/25
Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
Glittery field affirmative action
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
Boyish misunderstood clown
  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
chrome filthy institution
  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
Violet genital piercing
  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
fragrant theater stage dragon
  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: Excitant indecent church building

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: Spectacular resort sweet tailpipe

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Wonderful useless whorehouse lettuce

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: Spectacular resort sweet tailpipe

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Pink Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053224)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: Canary lodge sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: cerebral school cafeteria doctorate

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: Canary lodge sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: Chocolate idiotic mexican hominid

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053355)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: fragrant theater stage dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49057030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: Poppy thriller piazza feces

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: Vermilion theater marketing idea

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: stubborn vigorous toilet seat

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Vermilion theater marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: turquoise box office puppy

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Motley Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Slate Fighting House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: cracking rehab sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: fuchsia cruise ship filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: navy sickened hunting ground corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: fuchsia cruise ship filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: titillating gaped space old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Glittery field affirmative action

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Boyish misunderstood clown

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: chrome filthy institution

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Violet genital piercing

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Saffron crusty half-breed

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: fuchsia cruise ship filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Pink Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: pale friendly grandma blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: fragrant theater stage dragon

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49057026)